hozzleshank 0 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I’m the guy that calls your all-in with a gutshot on the turn and hits it, then tracks down your girlfriend, whispers in her ear, sets up a camera, engages in a heavy petting session with her and sends the tape to your father.I’ll call your check-raise just because “I’ve got a feeling” and then gloat when I go runner runner to win.And the best part of all – you can’t do anything about it. Not only am I unstoppable, I am inflammable too. Call me Mr. Asbestos. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 You're cool, man! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 AAhhhhh... Right. Link to post Share on other sites
garamond10pt 0 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Main Entry: in·flam·ma·blePronunciation: in-'fla-m&-b&lFunction: adjective1 : FLAMMABLE2 : easily inflamed , excited, or angered : IRASCIBLE Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I’m the guy that calls your all-in with a gutshot on the turn and hits it, then tracks down your girlfriend, whispers in her ear, sets up a camera, engages in a heavy petting session with her and sends the tape to your father.I’ll call your check-raise just because “I’ve got a feeling” and then gloat when I go runner runner to win.And the best part of all – you can’t do anything about it. Not only am I unstoppable, I am inflammable too. Call me Mr. Asbestos.I'm so fucking jealous. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 i don't know why..but i like this guy already.you get a free flame pass for a day Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Main Entry: in·flam·ma·blePronunciation: in-'fla-m&-b&lFunction: adjective1 : FLAMMABLE2 : easily inflamed , excited, or angered : IRASCIBLEI almost posted the same thing, but abstained. Link to post Share on other sites
hozzleshank 0 Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Main Entry: in·flam·ma·blePronunciation: in-'fla-m&-b&lFunction: adjective1 : FLAMMABLE2 : easily inflamed , excited, or angered : IRASCIBLEthe sick part is that in real life I am a copywriter and get paid for my mastery of the English language. Good call. I was just trying to alleviate some boredom at work. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Main Entry: in·flam·ma·blePronunciation: in-'fla-m&-b&lFunction: adjective1 : FLAMMABLE2 : easily inflamed , excited, or angered : IRASCIBLEthe sick part is that in real life I am a copywriter and get paid for my mastery of the English language. Good call. I was just trying to alleviate some boredom at work.That's hilarious. Good original post, though.I like the fact that you didn't go as far as to fuck our girlfriends. Just heavy petting. Link to post Share on other sites
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