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#501 GOCUBSGO

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Posted 20 June 2018 - 07:16 AM

Post Malone makes shitty music

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Posted 20 June 2018 - 12:49 PM

Not really a hot take, but nonetheless, I disagree. Post Malone makes catchy pop music that I enjoy listening to.

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Posted 20 June 2018 - 01:28 PM

It's hard to have a truly hot take when it comes to music because its all subjective, but I think calling someone who recently broke the record for simultaneous top 20 hits and shattered streaming records a shitty musician qualifies well enough.

At least you understand that it is pop music though. The guy can't rap or sing, but people find the melody catchy.


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Posted 20 June 2018 - 01:37 PM

And let's be honest, this thread's title should be changed to lukewarm takes.

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Posted 20 June 2018 - 01:44 PM

Both of you are going to feel the warmth of my wrath if you keep it up.

Most music sucks. Take Prince for example. Guy had one good song in 25 years and is a joke compared to a real artist like Phil Collins, but he was gender confused before it was mainstream so people pretended to like him. Guy sucked and I hate his music.

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Posted 20 June 2018 - 03:39 PM

Now that's how a hot music take is done, boys. I
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Posted 20 June 2018 - 03:54 PM

And while I have your attention, High Noon, the new show for Bomani and Pablo to bloviate about all things uninteresting, sucks about as hard as a tv show can. They both suck at tv and donít belong anywhere near non print media. ESPN is a flaming dumpster fire of bad programming decisions.

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Posted 20 June 2018 - 04:03 PM

Like you're home at noon watching tv. I'm calling the Kentucky fraud chickens on you having watched high noon
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Posted 20 June 2018 - 05:03 PM

They replay it later, much to the discomfort of everyone.

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Posted 21 June 2018 - 12:42 AM

knowing how much you hate both of them already, I doubt you've watched this, ESPN's Finest Non-Lebatard show, at all. But since I can't prove it, I'll keep it moving, you slimey barrister
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Posted 21 June 2018 - 11:36 AM

Iíll say it like this: I could pass a polygraph if asked had I watched it. Phrased just like that.

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Posted 21 June 2018 - 05:46 PM

Luka Doncic is going to be the best Euro player in NBA history and league MVP someday
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Posted 21 June 2018 - 05:56 PM

Luka will be out of the league in under four years.

Mo Bamba will be better than Anthony Davis.

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 08:44 AM

If you have taken a public bathroom mirror selfie you should be sterilized. We cannot continue to allow people like that to have children.

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 12:15 PM

You can take the "public bathroom" out of that sentence and I still agree.

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 01:03 PM

I’ll judge you and I’ll never associate with you if you take mirror selfies at home, but it does not rise to the level of forced sterilization. Doing it in a public restroom is irrefutable proof you are unfit to live, but because I am benevolent I will only have your sex organs removed.




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