pokerkid 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Optimal Length of a PornDiscussSometimes we click on a porn that is about 30 minutes long. Frankly, for me this is just too long. There is too long of an intro. The porn stars spend a good 2 minutes unrealistically flirting. It then takes far too long to actually get the girls clothes off. By this time I am already ready to go. If the girls boobs are a bit small or saggy, then I have to go find another porn. Switching videos is a disaster. I’ve already been sitting, waiting on my right hand so it falls asleep and I can achieve “the stranger”. Using a mouse with your left hand to navigate from one porn to another is fucking hard. I feel like I’m in the time before I discovered streaming videos online and had to try to click from picture to picture with my left hand while simultaneously beating off with my right hand.Secondly, the porn stars stay in the each position for too long and it gets a little boring. I prefer the girl to be in the reverse-cow girl position while I’m a masturbating, although any position with a good shot of the girl’s boobs bouncing and a good expression on her face is fine with me. On an extraordinarily long porn, there are many positions that are simply not suitable to jerk off to. The fact that the porn is very long adds to the frustration of finding the correct position. Most of the time the video is streaming. A very long video takes a very long time to buffer so I cannot always simply skip towards the end of the video because the video will have to re-buffer. Also, the sheer number of different positions the porn stars are in during a long pornographic film can be tiring to click through.The third problem is, during a long porn the girl is not orgasming, or fake orgasming at the end of the video. She has gone through her “screaming scene” somewhere in the middle of the video. As previously stated, finding a particular scene in a long porn can be very frustrating. I happen to like the “screaming scene” very much. There is also a trend in many porns for the final scene to be the man shooting his load on a girls face. This is ok, but it gets repetitive unless the man is shooting his load in her eye. I would like some variety and hope that some videos would end in the women cumming at the end of the porn with the man still in her. However, that is a discussion for another time.My ideal porn is about 10 minutes long. Discuss. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Until I finish. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 i think the op is some kind of riddle Link to post Share on other sites
pokerkid 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 **** I ****ed it up. hold on. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 searchagirlinaminskirtonredtube Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Is the OP Daniel N? Link to post Share on other sites
pokerkid 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 searchagirlinaminskirtonredtubefixed so it says the correct thing Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 krystal steele? Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Hi....8 mins Link to post Share on other sites
Giggidy 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 lol @ the porn treasure hunt Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 SearchBlondeinaminIskirtonredtube.coM does this constitute spam? Link to post Share on other sites
pokerkid 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 does this constitute spam?I wish i owned redtube.comIt's close between that and yourporn. Both sites have their positives and negatives. But that is for another thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I wish i owned redtube.comIt's close between that and yourporn. Both sites have their positives and negatives. But that is for another thread.i miss the comments on youporn, they should bring them back.i mean, what websites? Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 2 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 As long as it takes to empty the cup Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 9 or 10 inches.Wait. What? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?What the fuck? Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 2 bits of advice for the OP1. Get a better connection. I can stream a 30 minute porn instantly.2. Learn to jerk it with both hands. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 2 bits of advice for the OP1. Get a better connection. I can stream a 30 minute porn instantly.2. Learn to jerk it with both hands. lol wut??are you being serious? Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 lol wut??are you being serious?I don't mean use both hands at the same time.He was complaining about using the mouse with his left hand. So learn to jerk with your left hand and use the mouse with your right.Simple. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I don't mean use both hands at the same time.He was complaining about using the mouse with his left hand. So learn to jerk with your left hand and use the mouse with your right.Simple.Ahhh.. gotcha! lol, yeah crossed wires there. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 While I applaud the effort of the OP, I feel a much better scene could have been chosen.I mean I barely got a semi.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 you know what sucks about redtube? you can't maximize the screen. I mean what the hell did I get the 17" screen for if I can't see a three inch wide anus? Link to post Share on other sites
pokerkid 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 While I applaud the effort of the OP, I feel a much better scene could have been chosen.I mean I barely got a semi....Post how to get there. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 you know what sucks about redtube? you can't maximize the screen. I mean what the hell did I get the 17" screen for if I can't see a three inch wide anus?fraction it off and see 4 different 1-inch wide anuses at once? Link to post Share on other sites
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