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#1 All_In

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:04 PM

"If you're in a room of 100 people, odds are likely about 40 think God created humans about 10,000 years ago..."too funny...or scary?http://ca.news.yahoo...063203-267.html
I don't need to be a global citizen because I'm blessed by nationality I'm member of a growing populace we enforce our popularity I feel sorry for the earth's population 'cuz so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality they can visit but they cannot stay Only precious few can garner the prosperity it makes us walk with renewed confidence He's the farmers barren fields the force the army wields The expression in the faces of the starving millions The power of the man he's the fuel that drives the clan He's the motive and conscience of the murderer He's the preacher on t.v. the false sincerity The form letter that's written by the big computers He's the nuclear bombs and the kids with no moms

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:09 PM

...or true.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:12 PM

so what's that ratio in pakistan, jordan, lebanon, syria, palestine, iran, egypt, and saudi arabia?

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:25 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 6:12 PM, said:

so what's that ratio in pakistan, jordan, lebanon, syria, palestine, iran, egypt, and saudi arabia?
you want that to be our peer group?
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:38 PM

or maybe cANADA
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:57 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 7:25 PM, said:

you want that to be our peer group?
I... don't think you got my point

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 05:13 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 7:57 PM, said:

I... don't think you got my point
Oh, we got it. Did you get his?
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#8 ShakeZuma

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 05:43 PM

View PostCaneBrain, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 8:13 PM, said:

Oh, we got it. Did you get his?
and I don't think you got it either.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#9 Balloon guy

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:21 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 5:43 PM, said:

and I don't think you got it either.
You got to love that they think their 60% group ( which contains All+In ) is the smart one when they can't get a simple point.
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 04:17 AM

Would be interesting if you took the same 100 and did further surveys on who are the happiest and most content with life?If it helps people sleep at night knowing God created all, then more power to them.Theres a lot worse theories out there.

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 05:37 AM

View PostMayoster, on Monday, December 20th, 2010, 6:17 AM, said:

Would be interesting if you took the same 100 and did further surveys on who are the happiest and most content with life?If it helps people sleep at night knowing God created all, then more power to them.Theres a lot worse theories out there.
Like Catholicism.

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 05:44 AM

View PostMayoster, on Monday, December 20th, 2010, 4:17 AM, said:

Would be interesting if you took the same 100 and did further surveys on who are the happiest and most content with life?If it helps people sleep at night knowing God created all, then more power to them.Theres a lot worse theories out there.
Why?

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 06:48 AM

View PostMayoster, on Monday, December 20th, 2010, 5:17 AM, said:

Would be interesting if you took the same 100 and did further surveys on who are the happiest and most content with life?If it helps people sleep at night knowing God created all, then more power to them.Theres a lot worse theories out there.
Actually, it has nothing to do belief in god, and everything to do with having friends:Study on Religious HappinessIf you are religious, and you do not make friends at your church or synagogue, you are not any happier than us atheists. And if us atheists would be better at getting together for social gatherings, this difference would disappear altogether.
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 07:24 AM

Its so much easier not to believe in anything. Maybe a's are just lazy?

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 08:28 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 6:57 PM, said:

I... don't think you got my point
Was it something like.... "Hey, I know we're a crazy and unscientific country, but look at these countries you're always apologizing for.. they are CRAZIER and more unscientific!!! NA NA NA NA NA!"My point is, we should hold ourselves to a higher standard of enlightenment. Getting to say NA NA NA NA to islamic states is nothing to be proud of.
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 08:53 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Saturday, December 18th, 2010, 8:43 PM, said:

and I don't think you got it either.
nope we did. it was not much of a point.
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 09:04 AM

I don't know what Shake's point was.

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 09:23 AM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Monday, December 20th, 2010, 9:04 AM, said:

I don't know what Shake's point was.
If you got 100 people in a room, chances are that 40% of them would have gotten Shake's point.Can you believe in a forum with cross posting references and subtle wit being trumpeted, that 40% of the people didn't get it?But 60% of the people agree with All_In now?
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 11:07 AM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Monday, December 20th, 2010, 11:04 AM, said:

I don't know what Shake's point was.
All_In is a Muslim apologist. Shake's point was that All_In was ripping on America, but in the Islamic Middle East, which All_In defends with vigor, the ratio of people that believe that God created the Earth is probably like 93%.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 11:14 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Monday, December 20th, 2010, 11:07 AM, said:

All_In is a Muslim apologist. Shake's point was that All_In was ripping on America, but in the Islamic Middle East, which All_In defends with vigor, the ratio of people that believe that God created the Earth is probably like 93%.
Another Christian gets it..while the so called enlightened ones didn't.It's like irony meets Dexter in the first season.
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