brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Yeah, speeds stole my new one. I came back on to say personal assistant is the easy answer here. That would drastically make my life more enjoyable. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Yeah, speeds stole my new one. I came back on to say personal assistant is the easy answer here. That would drastically make my life more enjoyable. What about a nanny? You know, for those times when your wife can't watch the kids? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'm trying to think of how much stuff you can have a personal assistant do. I feel like things like shopping are on the list, but not things like babysitting and cleaning. I'm not sure what the distinction is there. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Personal assistant can take care of all that stuff minus cleaning. Also, im going to need her to look like Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, or Rachel McAdams when they were 23. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Also, im going to need her to look like Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, or Rachel McAdams when they were 23. Thanks. I'm pretty sure that in the context...um...all service will be performed by uggos. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If we get to choose what she looks like, doubt I care what she's doing. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'd choose an ugly assistant that's amazing over a beautiful assistant that's worthless. Personal assistant can take care of all that stuff minus cleaning. I really don't think that babysitting is on the list, as much as you'd like it to be. If you want that, you have to choose a nanny. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Another question? How much money would it take for you to leave the country right now and never return? Like someone walks up to you and says if you get on the next plane out of the country, you will have X amount of money in your account. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I could get a decent job in Amsterdam doing what I'm doing now. Hmm... $5,000,000 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Probably 20 million. I can never come back to America? That would be tough. But 20 million should be enough to make it worthwhile. I mean where do I go? Canada? The Bahamas? London? I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Thanks Beans, I'm fired up for my trip now.... Gotta have an idea of a plan. C'MON. Yeah, it came off as if I were trying to shit on your parade... thought about that earlier and actually felt lame about it It struck a chord since the hag has been mentioning it so much lately. I suspect all of the arrangments have been made already and shes slowly breaking the news so Ill be tired of bitching about it when the time comes... The only good outcome is my BIL is going. When we get together something news worthy happens on an hourly basis. Security always involved. So far weve been banned from one casino and graceland. Hopefully cruise ships in the future My plans every day is to wake up and go to sleep. Thats about it. Im ancy right now that someone is coming over at one to drop off a machine. Im not doing anything as far as I know but what if I did? I may leave in a few minutes just for the hell of it I hope ya do have a good time.... scout around and look for things I could be interested in. See if the captain lets you on the bridge. Tours of the engine room. How many security cameras and number of guards watching for trouble. If they check your baggage and what for. Stuff like that. You know me Back when I was smoking a lot, the one time I caused a minor fender-bender, I hadn't smoked at all that day and was driving too impatiently. By the way, I'm currently at 3 months with no weed. Over the years of autocrossing, Ive kept time slips of my performance and how gassed up I was at the time....always faster and precise with a few or more in me. Stone cold sober Id probably mow down every cone and swap paint with every car on the track. I dont thin they do it anymore, but when I was a kid the cops used to put on demonstrations on DWI using a coned off course. Go around it sober, take a shot, do it again, etc.... Ive always wanted to do that. Show those bastards they dont know everything Im probably twenty years without. I need a new hobby, though. They allow it on cruise ships? That's not true, you can bench more than anyone in the thread. Except Ron. And probably Guapo. Maybe brv, he could have dad strength. Oh, Napa has farmer strength. You can almost definitely bench more than the rest of us. Although who the hell knows about whiskers, his range of possibilities is about 120-300. You left out that frankenkinder gal.... maybe someone else but nobody comes to mind at the moment I'm trying to think of how much stuff you can have a personal assistant do..... Maybe pester you to do things that you dont want to do? Spend time looking for things for them to do to get them out of you hair? Lots of downsides if ya ask me... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I think I'd do it for $10m. I'd probably go to Canada, maybe become a Raptors fan. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Yeah I think Toronto would have to be the place. Still have a baseball team and gain an nba team, plus 20 million. I can make that work. I'd just blog on the teams and try to make a name for myself in the cyber sphere. He'll I might do it for less money. Maybe 10 million. I'd have to know the food situation first though. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 it'd take a good 300 mil for me. I don't like other countries. bunch of idiots there. and no guns. so I'd need enough to buy my own island where I could basically make my own rules. or go to one of those countries that has infrastructure, but the government is corrupt enough to let me do what I want. takes a lot of cash. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 For speedz 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If you're gonna hang your tit out in public and let you're little bastard gnaw at it, I'm gonna stare at it. Don't judge me, bitch. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If you're gonna hang your tit out in public and let you're little bastard gnaw at it, I'm gonna stare at it. Don't judge me, bitch. Flippant misogyny! Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 it'd take a good 300 mil for me. I don't like other countries. bunch of idiots there. and no guns. so I'd need enough to buy my own island where I could basically make my own rules. or go to one of those countries that has infrastructure, but the government is corrupt enough to let me do what I want. takes a lot of cash. I hear South Africa has lots of guns. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 http://hadonejob.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 1. Personal trainer 2. Driver I would leave the country for $5 million, no problem. I could go live in London. That would be fun. None of my sports teams Say you cant include North America. Gotta pick a different continent. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I hear South Africa has lots of guns. and plenty of hot women to shoot. I like your thinking! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Also, Beansey, you didnt rain on any parade. All good my friend, dont think twice about it. I will report the misery you're in for Forgot to mention that you have to pick a dinner time or have to hit the buffets. My mother said it feels like you get herded around a lot. Right up your alley Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Picked up an interview next Tuesday. It's with a staffing firm that hires for sprint. Two of my friends got jobs there through this. And my buddy said they wouldn't call if a job wasn't open, so lets not blow this. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Let's not. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 probably going to take on my first big project at work. found a process that is both time-consuming and inefficient. I have been floating ideas fairly non-stop to try to get something cooking. anything to avoid doing fund accounting. Link to post Share on other sites
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