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i gotta be honest, i just got some new balance shoes and they're very, very comfortable shoes.

 

 

 

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because i dont want brvy mad at me.

 

It would have been a better joke if you had spoilered the cat joke and left the other one. Missed opportunity.

 

Also, I reported you.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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I had a good day today. Man the weather is great. It was like 70 and sunny today. Fall is the best.

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Amazon Music can eat a bag of dicks. Bunch of my music is just gone so now I have to compare my purchase history against the files on my local hard drive and see exactly what is missing. buncha assholes

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I haven't really tried Amazon music. I have Prime, so I'm assuming that I get it for free, but I haven't tried it. Google Play Music suits my needs so far. We also have spotify premium because you can't use spotify free on the Echo, and my wife uses the Echo about 10 hours a day.

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Well, I'm really just referencing the app they make you use to download any of your digital music purchases. All of them for the last 4 years are supposed to be automatically save to my cloud library but that isn't necessarily true either I'm finding. So far it's about 150 in purchases they've made vanish and that I can't simply re-download. The most infuriating part is they refuse to entertain any possibility they screwed something up. I have a feeling it's DMCA related as they mentioned a couple of the albums ISDN number has changed or something and something about the supplier no longer selling on amazon so it has to go through the label/distributor now.

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That sounds stupid, and I'm not going to mess with it.

 

 

What is it called when really smart friends you have, seem really stupid? Like they make terrible jokes, and think really dumb YouTube videos are hilarious. It's almost like they are retarded, but they can code or do math stuff like a sonofabitch or whatever. I don't get those people, and I seem to have like 100 of those friends.

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Jokes aside, I work with people with autism, and this isn't what I'm talking about. These aren't shy people or socially inept. These are people that are well liked, but for some reason have a major disconnect between their professional lives and maturity or something. I don't really understand what I'm saying and I was hoping someone else had experienced it so that they could actually say what I'm trying to say.

 

-King of the Spectrum

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That sounds stupid, and I'm not going to mess with it.

 

 

What is it called when really smart friends you have, seem really stupid? Like they make terrible jokes, and think really dumb YouTube videos are hilarious. It's almost like they are retarded, but they can code or do math stuff like a sonofabitch or whatever. I don't get those people, and I seem to have like 100 of those friends.

 

Congratulations, you're an Above Average Republican.

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I feel much more positive emotions about watching Iowa lose to NDSU then I do negative feelings of seeing ISU get crushed by TCU. It's a good thing they locked up Ferentz for another 70 years when he still had years left on a hilariously good contract.

 

JT Barrett is really good.

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Hi!

 

Going to do a little catch up then I'll tell my horror story if anyone is interested. Missed you fvckers.

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You can suck my **** asshat

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