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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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you know, I was thinking that a beach chair might be a better choice than a bed. good call.

 

 

but in reality, I'm still taking the hotel thing as a compliment. hotels are waaaay fancier than my current setup.

 

 

 

and what's with the anti pillowtop sentiment guap? what's the best now? memory foam?

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My boss is back from vacation and meetings. She's already pissing me off and it's only been 12 hours.

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I have no idea what that means. But, yeah.

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My boss's boss's just set up a meeting with me to discuss the open analyst position later today. Either going to get promoted or be told I'm not good enough. On the application I said I'd want a 20% raise. It's a bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off.

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Meh. They are alright and I think he was a hybrid right now, sort of a tempurpedic top with a box spring The wife had a full tempurpedic on a low platform and I hated it. I like a bit of a harder bed.

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Not sure if I mentioned it in here, but the guy thy hired to be the senior officer is an incompetent old boob. Like seriously this guy is useless.

 

He asked me what his email is. I told him.

 

He says to me, is the dot com important.

 

I SHIT YOU NOT.

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Once I get my first check with the raise than maybe I will.

 

Although there was talk last night after volleyball about hitting up the strip club this weekend with our lesbian teammate who's never been. (She's not hot, she's Asian and might be cute but she's for a giant red birthmark on half her face). But she's cool.

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Maybe he has knowledge in other areas that you don't?

 

 

It's easy to write someone off because they are a computer moron, but they may have plenty else to offer. Just a thought.

 

Napa, don't waste money on strippers, find out who does the right thing in the back room

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Maybe he has knowledge in other areas that you don't?

 

 

It's easy to write someone off because they are a computer moron, but they may have plenty else to offer. Just a thought.

 

It would be a good point if this job wasn't 95% using computer systems and working within them. It's all in complicated systems, far beyond email. Not knowing how to send an email is just a precursor to being unable to function in this role. It took me 3 weeks to figure the systems out and I'm a genius level person. This guy might have it down by 2017 at this pace.

 

I won't carry him either. He will drown on his own.

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