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#250501 Essay21

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 09:57 AM

Ive heard about shake shack for years. I need to try that.

At this pizza place for lunch, and the mother fvckers are out of calzones. Fvck that, i wouls have walked out but its a team lunch.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:14 AM

I mean seriously how the fvck does pizza place run out of calzones.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:19 AM

Insane. What does a calzone have that a pizza doesn't? How hard is it to just make a pizza and fold it in half instead? Unbelievable.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:30 AM

one of my friends literally just folds two pizza slices and eats them like a sandwich. it's really gross.

I am working with a dude to get preapproval. the tax deduction on the mortgage + obscene rents here just make me think I'm an idiot for considering $700+/mo for an apartment. especially since I can fade whatever liquidity bullshit that may happen to my house.
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#250505 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:35 AM

Looking at apartments myself I'm encountering the same thought. $750-800 is the lowest I've seen, too. Granted I demand I have a washer/dryer in my place. There's cheaper without it but I just hate community washrooms. If only I hadn't been so fiscally irresponsible these past few years, I could buy a house, too.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:30 AM

Nap, move down to kc so we can get a place. I know some hot spots we could prowl. It would be choice living my friend.

#250507 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:44 AM

I would be your roommate in a heartbeat if I had a job in KC. Let's compromise and move to Minneapolis. #ForTheThread

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:56 AM

If i can make that happen i will. Though i think theyre likely to close our minneapolis office before adding people.

#250509 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:14 PM

I won't consider moving jobs until I get to my goal weight anyways. I doubt my next job will have as relaxed of a dress code and I need new clothes. Already my biz caz wardrobe feels huge on me and it's only going to get worse. I don't want to have to buy a new warddrobe only to have to replace it in a few months.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:17 PM

Interesting but practical life decision. How many pounds are we down as of today?

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM

70ish.

Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:23 PM

Goddamn bro, 70 pounds is a fvcking amazing accomplishment. Thats awesome.

Does your dick look bigger?

#250513 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:27 PM

Thanks. It'd be cooler if I still didn't have at least 45 more to lose but I'm super close to being able to go skydiving, so that's neat.

It does...which is the most important thing.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:33 PM

Probably looks like a shampoo bottle taped to a broom handle.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:45 PM

I have a friend that would get a combo pizza, slather mayo on a slice then top with another slice for a pizza sandwich.

In related news, he was 5'10" 325 at the time.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 30 June 2015 - 01:57 PM

I got the $50K.
Just call me "Bad Shakespeare."

#250517 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 02:10 PM

View PostIphonenkinder, on 30 June 2015 - 01:57 PM, said:

I got the $50K.

View PostIphonenkinder, on 30 June 2015 - 01:57 PM, said:

But lost my dignity. Also, anal hurts


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Posted 30 June 2015 - 02:24 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM, said:

70ish.

Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:
good for you. I'm guessing your next gig pays more because you lost the weight. what a dumb world we live in.

I'm preapproved for an obscene amount of money. good god this market is stupid.
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#250519 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 02:33 PM

Ha, I meant to say something along that lines that also I won't be able to get a new job until I lose the weight because it's a fact attractive people get more job offers.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 03:58 PM

i think its unquestionably true that skinny people are far more likely to succeed than fat people. at my work, none of the important people can even be considered chubby.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont




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