Riddle

[chgocubs99 0]

Could someone post a good riddle? I am in the mood for some deep thought. Thanks.

[XXEddie 0]

Ok, so a woman has 2 children. Now a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep 1. Which one does she let him kill?

[chgocubs99 0]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[beans-n-icewater 18]

the one she adopted from Africa...

[ShakeZuma 585]

Ok, so a woman has 2 children. Now a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep 1. Which one does she let him kill?

is one of them black or gay?

[thehidden 0]

one of the kids is the homicidal maniac, so she tells him to kill that son (himself)

[chgocubs99 0]

one of the kids is the homicidal maniac, so she tells him to kill that son (himself)

That's what I was gonna say but it seemed too easy.I was also going to say one of the sons was named "One" but that seemed pretty far fetched too.

[Jeepster80125 0]

Could someone post a good riddle? I am in the mood for some deep thought. Thanks.

sw first. Here's a riddle for your studly ass. Who is your daddy? And no, I couldn't think of anything better.

[Seby 0]

Here's another one : maybe you already know the answer but here it goes...You stop your car in front of a red building and you instantly know that you are ruined... WTF is happening??Hint : It has NOTHING to do with fire or firemen...

[chgocubs99 0]

sw first. Here's a riddle for your studly ass. Who is your daddy? And no, I couldn't think of anything better.

SW doesn't have anything to do with the actual funniness of the comment, right? The intention is the only thing that matters?

Ok, so a woman has 2 children. Now a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep 1. Which one does she let him kill?

How bout this...she keeps the one that is still alive. The other one is already dead so she chooses him? Reaching....give me the answer!

[Jeepster80125 0]

Could someone post a good riddle? I am in the mood for some deep thought. Thanks.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.Deep thoughts here.http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

[chgocubs99 0]

Well I did some research and looks like Eddies riddle was BS (read: the first two responses were pretty accurate as far as what the correct answer is). Anyone have any REAL riddles?

[XXEddie 0]

Well I did some research and looks like Eddies riddle was BS (read: the first two responses were pretty accurate as far as what the correct answer is). Anyone have any REAL riddles?

it was a real riddle but here is anothera man is found dead around 53 bicycles. How did he die?

[beans-n-icewater 18]

it was a real riddle but here is anothera man is found dead around 53 bicycles. How did he die?

Combination overexertion and dehydration behind a schoolyard tree?...I had a light stroke last year, but a full recovery is expected

[timwakefield 68]

it was a real riddle but here is anothera man is found dead around 53 bicycles. How did he die?

Meh, that's an old one. The bicycles are playing cards and he was caught cheating, which is why there are 53 not 52.

[Jeepster80125 0]

Well I did some research and looks like Eddies riddle was BS (read: the first two responses were pretty accurate as far as what the correct answer is). Anyone have any REAL riddles?

I posted this earlier.If my aunt had testicles, would she be my uncle?

[gkunit20 1]

Here's another one : maybe you already know the answer but here it goes...You stop your car in front of a red building and you instantly know that you are ruined... WTF is happening??Hint : It has NOTHING to do with fire or firemen...

Too easy. It's the stock trade building and his stocks just plummeted, which are shown in red.duh.

[showstopper24 0]

Here's one:Your are given the choice to go in one of three rooms (and you need to go in one of them, you can't wait outside). One room has a huge fire, one has a group of terrorists with guns, and one has lions who haven't eaten in 3 years.what room do you go in?answer bellow:the one with the lions-if they haven't eaten in 3 years-they are dead

[gkunit20 1]

Here's one:Your are given the choice to go in one of three rooms (and you need to go in one of them, you can't wait outside). One room has a huge fire, one has a group of terrorists with guns, and one has lions who haven't eaten in 3 years.what room do you go in?answer bellow:the one with the lions-if they haven't eaten in 3 years-they are dead

You're not supposed to tell the answer until people have actually guessed. That defeats the whole purpose.Here: An audience watched as the music stopped and the blind man fell to his death. What happened?

[Seby 0]

Too easy. It's the stock trade building and his stocks just plummeted, which are shown in red.duh.

Not quite but close enough... Real answer is : you're playing Monopoly and just stopped your "car" in front of an opponent hotel = you're ruined.

[augmented 0]

Here's another one : maybe you already know the answer but here it goes...You stop your car in front of a red building and you instantly know that you are ruined... WTF is happening??Hint : It has NOTHING to do with fire or firemen...

a man pushes a car up to a hotel, pays a man, waits a little bit, and leaves. WTF is happening??hehehe

[Jeepster80125 0]

Here's one:Your are given the choice to go in one of three rooms (and you need to go in one of them, you can't wait outside). One room has a huge fire, one has a group of terrorists with guns, and one has lions who haven't eaten in 3 years.what room do you go in?answer bellow:the one with the lions-if they haven't eaten in 3 years-they are dead

Seriously. Stop posting. Signed,Everyone else here.

[gkunit20 1]

Not quite but close enough... Real answer is : you're playing Monopoly and just stopped your "car" in front of an opponent hotel = you're ruined.

Meh. My answer made enough sense.Who's got an answer for mine?

[Actuary 3]

mines weak, but:3 men go to hotelPay $10 each for roomLater manager realizes he's over charged the men $1 each.He gives the bell hop a $5 bill and says: "Make change, and give each man back $1. You can keep the other $2 for your troubles"bellhop pays each man back $1.So, each man paid $9 for his room, and the bellhop kept $2.That's $9 * 3 + $2 = $29What happened to the other dollar?

[Jeepster80125 0]

mines weak, but:3 men go to hotelPay $10 each for roomLater manager realizes he's over charged the men $1 each.He gives the bell hop a $5 bill and says: "Make change, and give each man back $1. You can keep the other $2 for your troubles"bellhop pays each man back $1.So, each man paid $9 for his room, and the bellhop kept $2.That's $9 * 3 + $2 = $29What happened to the other dollar?

It's quite obvious that his mom died of AIDS, and that his second cousin was gay.Is this the answer that you are looking for?