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Posted BigDMcGee on 04 January 2017 - 04:05 PM
Posted David_Sklansky on 20 June 2016 - 10:34 AM
Posted Vegas Knights on 27 April 2015 - 05:58 PM
Posted AmScray on 27 May 2014 - 10:56 PM
It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me.
I was dating a bluegum negress named Marlice.
We were walking out from a CVS after picking up the evenings provisions (Assorted 2 liters of fruit flavored Fanta, one can: honey roasted peanuts and a Massengil Douchebag) when the bum outside asked Marlice for change.
She was surprised, I was drunk and in a raging hurry up and get home for our game of "Massuh Sez" so instead of just ignoring him, I took all the change I had in my pocket and fastballed it in his face.
I am not proud of that, I was an ******* but shockingly enough, apparently, the whore had a heart of gold because she immediately launched into some tirade about 'being raised for Jesus' and doing that black girl thing.
So I wound up leaving them both there and went home and shot up the dope for the both of us.
Posted CobaltBlue on 12 October 2015 - 12:14 PM
Posted FCP Bob on 09 July 2017 - 05:44 PM
Posted JubilantLankyLad on 18 September 2016 - 05:58 PM
Dead to me.
Posted frautotenkinder on 23 December 2015 - 06:01 PM
Posted FCP Bob on 01 September 2015 - 03:14 PM
My Mother's procedure last week went well. It was exploratory and there were no surprises which is a good thing. She'll find out on Friday when her major surgery is but it should be in September. She'll be in hospital for probably 3 days and then about 6 weeks recovery to get back to normal but her tumor is one that can be treated with surgery and the most likely result is she goes on with her life after recovery as before just with a lot of follow up checking but without any chemo or radiation.
Posted Napa Lite on 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM
Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:
Posted Tiltinagain on 07 October 2014 - 05:11 PM
Posted Essay21 on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM
Posted AmScray on 22 August 2013 - 07:52 PM
Posted JubilantLankyLad on 30 January 2013 - 10:45 AM
Posted frautotenkinder on 30 May 2015 - 01:59 PM
Posted Mr. Zimmerlin on 24 April 2015 - 11:30 AM
When they first get here, we have to PLAY IT COOL. For sure we'll show them the Mona Lisa, but if they don't like it, we'll be like "yeah, it's our very worst painting", AS WE BITE OUR FISTS IN UNISON.
When they tell us how high they can count, we can't ACT OVERLY IMPRESSED. We almost got that high too JUST LAST JULY, but then we stopped because we had that BBQ to go to. THE ONE AT SUSAN'S HOUSE.
If they call our bluff, we'll CHANGE THE SUBJECT. That's a pretty nice spaceship you have, do you think we could TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? No we're not familiar with quasar powered vehicles. We probably don't even KNOW WHAT QUASARS ARE.
If they come during the night of our annual police gala, let's all agree to say THE GALA HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT. If that doesn't impress them, we'll need to de-escalate the situation by PRETENDING WE DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
Posted JubilantLankyLad on 11 February 2015 - 04:23 PM
Posted Essay21 on 01 June 2014 - 09:37 AM
Posted David_Sklansky on 25 September 2015 - 10:51 AM