PMJackson21 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 So, I've been sick the last few days with a nasty stomach flu, which has not been fun at all. Then yesterday morning, after I got done throwing up for 12th time or so, I turn on ESPN and they had WSOP coverage on. I think to myself, 'Huh, maybe today won't be so bad after all.' Little did I know...First, I open my email and it appears I'm entitled to a large sum of cash from a Somalian bank. Lucky me eh? If that wasn't good enough, I then got an IM from a 'hot young college girl' name 'Jenny' who 'lives near me', and if I want to see her on a web cam, it's like totally free. So at this point, I'm pretty happy; $$ coming from my good friend Banjamin in Africa, a girl that lives near me and wants to show me her web cam..How can life get any better right? What a geat day overall...Oh, and I won a ticket into some lottery of some sort.....The World Series of Crapshoots or some such, being held in Vegas? That was ok, but I can only win like $7.5 million there. My friend Banjamin says I have $15 million coming to me soon.PatrickPS - For the sarcasm challenged in the bunch, one big giant SW for the whole post. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueDev 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 If only you could lower your mortgage rates and increase the size of your penis while claiming your free iPod....Oh, well. No day is perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I thought I wasted my time in reading this post, but then I realized...I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO. (SW). Link to post Share on other sites
PMJackson21 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 I thought I wasted my time in reading this post, but then I realized...I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO. (SW).Heh good point. I didn't receive any penile enlargment emails or car insurance offers, so my day was lacking in a way. That, and besides the WSOP coverage on ESPN in the morning, there is absolutely nothing on tv during the day.In all seriousness, I just wanted to say I won my WSOP ME seat in a more creative manner then 'I won my WSOP seat'. :-)Patrick Link to post Share on other sites
BlueDev 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I thought I wasted my time in reading this post, but then I realized...I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO. (SW).Heh good point. I didn't receive any penile enlargment emails or car insurance offers, so my day was lacking in a way. That, and besides the WSOP coverage on ESPN in the morning, there is absolutely nothing on tv during the day.In all seriousness, I just wanted to say I won my WSOP ME seat in a more creative manner then 'I won my WSOP seat'. :-)PatrickWell...I guess it's a pretty good day, then. ;)Congrats! Link to post Share on other sites
PMJackson21 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 Well...I guess it's a pretty good day, then. ;)Congrats!Thank you Blue. :-) I had already lost heads up one time previously, so not sure I could have taken another narrow miss. Only bad thing for me is that I qualified on 'Stars, and I'm not fat, so I have no chance of winning. ;-)Patrick Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Ok, so I guess I am SW challenged. I thought you were being sarcastic in the "World Series of Crapshoot" and didn't realize you were serious in your WSOP seat.So congrats..... Link to post Share on other sites
PMJackson21 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 Ok, so I guess I am SW challenged. I thought you were being sarcastic in the "World Series of Crapshoot" and didn't realize you were serious in your WSOP seat.So congrats.....Thank you..I guess it was a bit unclear...I was being sarcastic in reference to the WSOP main event being a crap shoot this year, but not about winning the seat itself. Ha, you can't blame me for being so blaise about it; after all, I have to win to get the money in the WSOP, while my good friend in Somalia is giving me the 15 million without doing much at all. :-)Patrick Link to post Share on other sites
dpianomn 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 well done, well done! but were you able to secure prescription meds at ridiculously low prices? if not, i have a few hundred emails in my bulk folder you can choose from Link to post Share on other sites
PMJackson21 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 well done, well done! but were you able to secure prescription meds at ridiculously low prices? if not, i have a few hundred emails in my bulk folder you can choose from No, I'm waiting for my check from my good friend (ha, i love how they always call you 'my good friend') Banjamin (I assume he meant B-e-njamin) before I load up on all sorts of prescription drugs, viagra, and penile enlargement stuff (wtf is it? pills, cream, a brick with a rope tied to it?). After all, with my new friend 'Jenny' I'll need all this stuff. :-)Patrick Link to post Share on other sites
bmwguy525 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 First of all let me just say..................HAHAHAHAHAHAhahAhAHAhahAhAHA you guys are some funny bastards Link to post Share on other sites
sublime 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Congradulations on the seat.I've seen lots of people win crap shoots.Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?Mary Swanson: Not good.Lloyd Christmas: You mean not good like one out of a hundred?Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.[a long sad pause]Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance? Yeah! I read ya. Link to post Share on other sites
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