Drwnded 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Even the top pros, like all of us, hit their 4 outers and suck out at times, though most us (hopefully) get our money in with the best of it more often than not. Usually, if I suck out, I'm the first to congratulate my opponent for outplaying me and apologize for the bad beat, assuming they played the hand well to start with (eg, calling my raise with J,4 then hitting a flop of J,4,4 vs. my pocket A's - if I suck out then I'll let em have it). Started thinking lately though - the game is not a frickin popularity contest to see who can be most liked - what do I care if the guy hates me and thinks I'm a donk. I think next time I suck out I'll really talk some sh*t and see if I can get the guy to go on tilt. More profitable strategy? Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 i ask for my cash upfront .... :-) Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Even the top pros, like all of us, hit their 4 outers and suck out at times, though most us (hopefully) get our money in with the best of it more often than not. Â Usually, if I suck out, I'm the first to congratulate my opponent for outplaying me and apologize for the bad beat, assuming they played the hand well to start with (eg, calling my raise with J,4 then hitting a flop of J,4,4 vs. my pocket A's - if I suck out then I'll let em have it). Â Started thinking lately though - the game is not a frickin popularity contest to see who can be most liked - what do I care if the guy hates me and thinks I'm a donk. Â I think next time I suck out I'll really talk some sh*t and see if I can get the guy to go on tilt. Â More profitable strategy?LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty_Flop 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 When I make a donk call and suck out on the river, then they start talking censored in the chat I usually say:"Sometimes when my daddy's busy he lets me play on the computer" Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I celebrate by thrusting my arms over my head and say "Yes, sucked out again!" Link to post Share on other sites
Lil_Hellmuth 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I celebrate by thrusting my arms over my head and say "Yes, sucked out again!""SHIP IT" Link to post Share on other sites
jdquads 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 i pucker my lips up and ask if he is ready for me to finish him off before next hand. Link to post Share on other sites
RolledUpJs 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I usually say "You made the right play, don't be so results based. You should be happy I made the call". For some reason, they fail to see the logic in it. Link to post Share on other sites
grimtaash 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 nothing Link to post Share on other sites
TS Clark 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Daaaahhhh! Daaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Link to post Share on other sites
Drwnded 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Author Share Posted October 12, 2005 I usually say "You made the right play, don't be so results based. You should be happy I made the call". For some reason, they fail to see the logic in it.I like Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I say the same thing everytime"Smoke that" Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I say, "Sweet! Now I get to sing the suck out song: ...Soo lick my butt and suck on my balls"That usually gets them going.Thank you Team America.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I tell them, "wow, you had me that hand, I didn't think you were that strong, nice hand." Usually they then tell me to shut up, and it is at this point that I know they are starting to tilt, and I now control them. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Tits! Hoooaaah! Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Even the top pros, like all of us, hit their 4 outers and suck out at times, though most us (hopefully) get our money in with the best of it more often than not. Â Usually, if I suck out, I'm the first to congratulate my opponent for outplaying me and apologize for the bad beat, assuming they played the hand well to start with (eg, calling my raise with J,4 then hitting a flop of J,4,4 vs. my pocket A's - if I suck out then I'll let em have it). Â Started thinking lately though - the game is not a frickin popularity contest to see who can be most liked - what do I care if the guy hates me and thinks I'm a donk. Â I think next time I suck out I'll really talk some sh*t and see if I can get the guy to go on tilt. Â More profitable strategy?If someone calls me with a J4 and hits that kind of flop or close to it and cracks my AA, I'm sure that I'm in almost every pot they are in, especially if they raise, and I will chase like you wouldn't believe. "Call my raise with a J4? I'll teach you focker." yeah, I become a fish, but only if someone pisses me off. Link to post Share on other sites
VegasScribs 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I get a stupid shit eating grin on my face bob my head back and forth while I sing the price is right theme music and stack my chips! Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I don't say anything, I don't owe them any apologies. Nobody ever apologizes to me when they suck out on me.I've just been on a bad run of luck lately (i.e. way more suckouts than usual) so if I actually suck out on someone else I'm usually thinking '50 more of those and I'm even with the poker gods'...Yes I'm bitter right now... Link to post Share on other sites
dank773 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Wait, there's one thing I don't understand. Did Lard Ass have to pay to get in the pie eating contest? Link to post Share on other sites
HtotheNootch 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I say nothing. Telling them that they made the right play educates them. Saying I'm sorry is obviously insincere. If I'm the one on tilt I'll even tell them they're full of shit when they apologize. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I get a stupid shit eating grin on my face bob my head back and forth while I sing the price is right theme music and stack my chips!This is my favorite answer partly because i think he actually does that, and partly because i love The Price is Right. Link to post Share on other sites
jtabletop 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Even the top pros, like all of us, hit their 4 outers and suck out at times, though most us (hopefully) get our money in with the best of it more often than not. Â Usually, if I suck out, I'm the first to congratulate my opponent for outplaying me and apologize for the bad beat, assuming they played the hand well to start with (eg, calling my raise with J,4 then hitting a flop of J,4,4 vs. my pocket A's - if I suck out then I'll let em have it). Â Started thinking lately though - the game is not a frickin popularity contest to see who can be most liked - what do I care if the guy hates me and thinks I'm a donk. Â I think next time I suck out I'll really talk some sh*t and see if I can get the guy to go on tilt. Â More profitable strategy?hey they where sooooted!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 In home games with my buddies if I'm contemplating calling an all-in, I like to annouce that I'm planning on sucking out before I call. Then if my cards come, I say "I told you, I just had a feeling". That usually goes over pretty well... Link to post Share on other sites
Socko669 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I say...I rule! Link to post Share on other sites
CoolHandLaw 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 How you like the taste of my nuts.But I never suckout so I've never gotten to use it Link to post Share on other sites
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