Napa_Don 688 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I don't know why but this afternoon I remembered something about balloonguy about 2 or 3 years ago. I was a barely 18, had a very small bankroll because I was a broke high school student, lol. Anyways, I had just got my wisdom teeth out earlier in the day and was playing on the (at the time) new FCP poker room when balloonguy offered to "play" me for I think $20 or something. Anyways, we sat in a cash game and he basically dumped $20 to me. Not much now, but at the time it was like a 1/3 of my bankroll, lol. Well, I turned that money into a decent bankroll and am now doing good for a college student. I don't venture into general anymore but I saw he was going to do something for his 5k posts and since I'm feeling generous, I thought I'd "pay it forward". So, I'm offering 2 steaks into the $11 tourney that starts in like 45 minutes on full tilt. Post your sn and make me laugh or something but it'll pretty much come down to if I like you or not. You must have a decent amount of posts, like a few hundred.60/40 after stakeback if cash obvok GO! Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 May all your horses have four legs.Mine went straight to the glue factory after I sent them stakes the other night. Link to post Share on other sites
psufans2 1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 May all your horses have four legs.Mine went straight to the glue factory after I sent them stakes the other night.true i would play but i have class in 5.5 hrs so gl and hope one tidp.s. its cuz kinger is a poopy person his horsies shat the bed Link to post Share on other sites
zmoney 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 gambogambo on FTP if you think this is funny if not thnx anywayTo Diet ForA heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?""Ten pounds," he replies."We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds.""We’ll send someone over."The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!""Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…” Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm going to wait till tommorow to give these out becauses nobodys here and I'm really tired Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm going to wait till tommorow to give these out becauses nobodys here and I'm really tiredwell spank my a$$ and call me susan, I'll take one of dem dere stakeys tomorrow?YEEEEE HAWWWWWW<-drunk.g'night. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm going to wait till tommorow to give these out becauses nobodys here and I'm really tiredI was going to apply for my first stake.. but it shall not be i guess. It's probably for the best, i've been drinking, but I would kill it I bet. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 true i would play but i have class in 5.5 hrs so gl and hope one tidp.s. its cuz kinger is a poopy person his horsies shat the bedI blame it all on my selection committee. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 How can you tell if a redhead likes you? She'll untie you afterwards.What red, and orange, and looks great on a hippie?Napalm. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?Turn off the carousel.edit: screw the stakes, let's just amuse each other. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 A seal walked into a club.I don't need a stake I just think this is the funniest joke ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Oh yea dude, I need that $20 back. sorryI do rememeber this though, glad you are better. I assume you got better Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 A seal walked into a club.I don't need a stake I just think this is the funniest joke ever.LOL I like. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'll take a stake. Spelling lesson is free.JeepsterAAAAAA on tilt.A man and his dog walk into a bar and see that there is a poker game going in the back room. The man decides to join in and sits down at a table. Most of the players are locals, but one guy, a big winner, is also a stranger in town.About an hour into the game, the tinker gets a good 7-stud starting hand. On fifth street he makes a club flush. Unfortunately enough, the stranger seems to be working on a spade flush and his highest up card is bigger than the tinker’s highest card. As 7th street is dealt, the man pats his dog on the head and says, “Girl, I could use an ace of clubs. ”The dog runs around to the stranger and bites his ankle. As the stranger reaches down to catch the dog, a card falls out of his sleeve. The dog quickly picks it up in her mouth and brings it back to her master. The stranger, realizing he’s been caught cheating, quicky rushes out the door with several locals following him.The man takes the card from the dog’s mouth and starts to swear, “You stupid, goddamn dog! Can’t you get anything right?”The barkeeper asks him, “Mister, why are you swearing at your dog like that? She just saved you a lot of money by catching that cheat!”The man only throws the card face up on the table, “I tell her the ace of clubs and what does she bring me? The goddamn ace of spades!” Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'll will take a stake please. As for the laughing part if you're a Scrubs fan you'll find my signiture funny or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Rd58Tmoik ThePhoenix88 (Vero Beach) on Full Tilt. Link to post Share on other sites
bigstack1980 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 there were two angels arguing, one was black and the other white. the white angel said GOD is white and the black angel said NO He is black... This went on for some time. Finally the white angel said lets just go as GOD what color He is then. The black angel said FINE. So they went to GOD and said GOD what color are you? GOD replies I AM WHAT I AM, in a deep rumbling voice... Later on, while walking back the white angel said SEE I told you He was white. The black angel said Oh please, He said I AM WHAT I AM, that don’t say I AM WHITE... the white angel said no but if He were black He would have said I IS WHAT I IS......BigStack1980 ( houston ) Thanks Link to post Share on other sites
Freddec 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 May all your horses have four legs.Mine went straight to the glue factory after I sent them stakes the other night.LOL...........i survived the glue factory biatch............its hard to play with tainted monies......thats my excuse........ Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 put me in the running for a stake. whatsupma3 on FTPp.S. I am not very funny. Sorry Link to post Share on other sites
KHSPoker21 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Pay it forward to another college student grinding up a roll.Double Bubble gum and 3am FTP tourneys rock my world...o and so doesCoolHandLC21 (Tampa) Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 ...was playing on the (at the time) new FCP poker room when balloonguy offered to "play" me for I think $20 or something. Anyways, we sat in a cash game and he basically dumped $20 to me. Oh yea dude, I need that $20 back. sorryI do rememeber this though, glad you are better. I assume you got better Chimp Dumping ???????????????????????????????????????? Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 man that steak sure does look good. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I find it funny that people offer small stakes to small tournaments and then want money back.Hey....it made me laugh.Does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
KHSPoker21 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 man that steak sure does look good.So my psychology is working then? Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I find it funny that people offer small stakes to small tournaments and then want money back.Hey....it made me laugh.Does that count?I don't usually respond to posters who seem like jerks. Okay, I go out of my way to respond.I doubt this is anything you've been a part of, and you might be bitter, I don't know. People offer stakes for a multitude of reasons. Some people just cashed for a decent amount, and would like to 'pass it on'. Some people are running bad and are hoping for a return on a small investment. Some people do it for karma. Some people were staked when they were getting started playing, and now that they can afford to do the same for someone less fortunate, they do. Sometimes, they ask for a percentage if the stakee cashes. It's easier to issue a broad instruction in cases such as this, rather than deliver a long speech about 'if you cash for this amount, I want X. If you cash for this amount, I want Y.I'm positive that if you asked those who make these staking threads whether or not they cared about getting small amounts back, they wouldn't care. They're just looking for a piece if their horse places first in a 180, or goes deep in a sunday hundred grand.I hope this sheds a little light.WTF happened to the OP? Link to post Share on other sites
jethrodull 0 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I find it funny that people offer small stakes to small tournaments and then want money back.Hey....it made me laugh.Does that count?I'm not as polite as Jeepster, so STFU!Jedit: oh, and OP...I'd like a stake and would be happy to run for you...jethrodull (Mt Pleasant) Link to post Share on other sites
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