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Scram could answer this question nicely.

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If you know a vet, thats the best way...A friend of mine started using what he called "rooster pills" that was a small pill with chicken feed as an outer shell. At first he took the time to carve off the feed with a pocket knife, but that was too time consuming so the feed was ingested as well. The same vet sold a ton of them to Okie **** fightersAfter a while he moved on to other animal roids.... Speedy can verify this but Im pretty sure it was Winstrol-V injectable. I remember that it contained a fine "sand" in the bottom to keep it mixed up or something. Since he used insulin needles, the biggest problem was the sand stopping up the needles...Moving on from the critters, he finally went to Nuevo Laredo and got a "prescription" from one of the local pharmacists. Those were pre-loaded syringes that cost a buck apiece...what he didnt use was peddled for twelve at the local gymAfter a couple years of that....along with a three day detention in a Federale holding cell...he developed major heart problems to go along with near insane personality disorders

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...he developed major heart problems to go along with near insane personality disorders
I'm guessing his personality disorders weren't 100% correlated with Steroid abuse.
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Speedy can verify this but Im pretty sure it was Winstrol-V injectable.
Which I believe is just a brand name for stanozolol. Yeah, that's a veterinary steroid that can be abused by the human sort of jackass.
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if you are not a professional athlete or already have a small penis you don't need steroids man... what the fawk is the point?
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Oh, I see what took place here.Well, there was some poster. I don't recall his name. He was one of those people who was banned almost immediately.This guy, whatever his name is, started several threads whose titles claimed that he knew where one could buy steroids.There were many such threads throughout the forums, and several in the OT general section (the one we're in right now !!)So, the OP of this thread thought it would be quite a larf if he were to make a thread asking where he could get steroids.Because, there were many threads answering that very question, or at least claiming to answer that question. This is where the humor comes in.If one were to imagine the type of person who would make the OP without irony, one would have to imagine quite a silly person indeed. This person would have not seen all the different threads claiming to know where one could get steroids. And this person would have asked the very question that was answered seemingly everywhere at the very time that it was so thoroughly answered. I mean, imagine the coincidence, imagine the ignorance. HUMOR!

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