brvheart 1,752 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Whaaaa? Yeah, that shit was cool in your 20's, maaayyyyybe the early 30's. But at 40, not so much. Pay for delivery or a mover. Those "hey, can I borrow your truck" calls go so old I generally don't lend my truck. I go with it and help. It's usually fun. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Unlike blow jobs, amirite??? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Truth. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 american sniper looks like a movie i will be seeing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 All you needed to tell me was Clint was directing. I like his stuff. Bradley Cooper's presence just seals the deal. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 b coop is on a roll these days. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Good game, Royals. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Fun things to do to either make the cashier laugh, be perplexed or insult you. I blindly pulled a card out of my wallet to pay for an item. Wasnt paying attention and handed her my wallet. She says "thats your driver's license" and I say "yes, I know, I'm paying for this with my good looks" Crickets 4 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Could you let Napastratessay borrow 1% of your confidence please? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I was in an Arab store earlier today when the storekeeper recognized a customer from the local sex offender registry and demanded he get out. The guy was trying to buy a beer and a beef jerky, put it down and quietly left. Storekeeper made a real scene. Looked him up by zip code, IL sex offender registry posts the offense and age of the victim. Sexual relations with a 16 year old when he was 25. HE SHOULDA SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM IF SOMEONE EVER DID THAT TO MY KID I'D GET OUT MY GLOCK 17L WITH 3.5# CONNECTOR TRIGGER AND TRIJICONS AND EXTENDED MAG RELEASE AND EXTENDED MAG BASE WITH +10% FEED SPRING LONEWOLF DUAL PORT BARREL AND SHOOT SOME +P 147 GRAIN RANGER SXTS INTO HIS CENTER OF MASS THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE THANKS OBAMA!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It was just a cover up for my stupidity. I just enjoy being silly Went to go pee at an office building bathroom ad dude walks in after, beelines to the stall, does what people do in the stall, and he was just bringing heat. So off putting to hear a stranger loud bowel movements. Not good, but you cant hate, its the designated area. I skinned out fast Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Depending on her body, that probably shouldnt be a crime. If ole girl is built, no male judge convicts Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 How'd you look him up? Do they list current residence and then you looked at places near that store and compared pictures? Ok, yeah, probably. Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 How'd you look him up? Do they list current residence and then you looked at places near that store and compared pictures? Ok, yeah, probably. Carry on. All sex offenders in the same zip code as the store. http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/ Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Depending on her body, that probably shouldnt be a crime. If ole girl is built, no male judge convicts A ton of states actually have statutory wording that precludes "I don't know she was underage" (aka, the Stacked Defense) as an affirmative defense. IIRC, your state is one of them, so yeah. There's a legal onus to card your sexual partners. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 hey I prefer the legal anus of my sexual partners BOOM haha 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Ronny there is nothing quite as disgusting as the sounds of strangers pooping. It's why I keep headphones on me and at work listen to music in the stall so I can't hear it. I'll start to dry heave if I hear it. It's revolting. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Or you can just never use public toilets for any reason like me and never have to deal with these nasty situations. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 i can't not poop all day at work. i mean it just can't be done. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I haven't pooped there yet, but I drink >100oz of water a day and a large diet soda for either bfast or during lunch. Brvy, where do you propose I deposit that liquid, if not the bathroom. Hates bj's Likes helping people move Doesn't go to the bathroom anywhere besides home Never gets drunk on a fifth of booze Eternal optimist. Believes in the Easter bunny Seriously, brvy is the bizarro me Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 879 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 when i gotta go, i go. doesn't matter where. I have a sex offender app on my phone, there's 3 pervs within 5 minutes of me. not sure if that's a lot or not. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 879 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 brvy how can you not like bj's come on Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 there's 3 pervs within 5 minutes of me Guess I know what you're doing tonight 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I was staunchly against pooping at work until I started working 12-14 hour days. I am not burning gas and 20-30 minutes to go back home. I just wait until everyone else is gone and do my business. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 You work 12 hours a day? Every day? Link to post Share on other sites
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