frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Frau, are you still hot and sweaty? Yes, as sweaty as a whore in church. (YMMV, I am a non-believer, and don't know any working girls.) The air conditioning guy was at my work place on Friday, Monday, and today stomping around on the roof. Yesterday afternoon the office has been acceptable to pleasant, with pockets of cold. No one in my department has air in their homes, so we're all pretty cranky. The heat might lift a little, and then come back next week. I went out to dinner tonight for the air conditioning. I got egg rolls, zi ran lamb, and snow leaf peas. It was the best idea I've had all day. Frau: my cousin is a plein air impressionist painter, and W Bush just took a lesson from him. Might fly him down for private lessons. Claim to Fame!! Does plein air mean your cousin like to paint outside? Or is it that he paints outside, and he paints landscapes? Would a portrait ever be considered plein air? found this awesome job listing with a local company. I even know the head of HR. only downside is, I know him because he's a client, and he would probably insta-inform my company that he saw my app. Yon Yonson's post reminded me of Liz Phair's Divorce Song. "If you do it and you're still unhappy, then you know that the problem is you." Your post reminds me of Les Miserables (original London cast recording, don't walk that Anne Hathaway bukkake this way). "Our little lives don't count at all!" The H/R head has seen everyone apply for everything, I'd take the chance. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Awkward story from my workplace: A member of senior staff told this to 3-4 of us. He's talking about how hot it's been, and how everyone's been going out to dinner, lingering in bars, etc rather than go home. He was in his favorite working class watering hole last week--it was probably 5:30ish, so the cool kids are still at work, and what you have are the slightly scuzzy guys in their 40s and 50s all drinking not cold beer, and winning and losing the same $20 at pool. Then! A beautiful girl in her early 20s shows up. She's fresh faced and wearing a floaty sundress, and is so happy to walk into the air conditioned bar. "Yeah," says Senior Staff, "she was totally raped." There's a nice long pause, and the rest of us are looking at him, trying not to make eye contact with each other, letting the moment dangle. One of us asked if she had really been attacked? Senior Staff is sputtering and making excuses, "No, not 'raped.' Every guy there just stared at her. There's another word that I was trying to avoid using. 'Rape' isn't as bad." TL;DR If I'm working for one of you assholes there's going to be hell to pay. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 So he thinks raped is better than eye fukced. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 So he thinks raped is better than eye fukced. It would seem so, yes. I disagree, but I saw The Accused a lot as a kid so... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm 99% sure it's illegal for the hr person to disclose that you're an applicant. privacy laws and what not. think my girlfriend's got this cold/flu thing that you fags seem to have. was up coughing and sneezing all night, sore throat, the whole lot. strangely though I don't have any symptoms at all. really weird considering immune system is about as powerful as a paraplegic chihuahua. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 she spontaneously got the super aids from your dirty, dirty seed. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Yes, as sweaty as a whore in church. (YMMV, I am a non-believer, and don't know any working girls.) The air conditioning guy was at my work place on Friday, Monday, and today stomping around on the roof. Yesterday afternoon the office has been acceptable to pleasant, with pockets of cold. No one in my department has air in their homes, so we're all pretty cranky. The heat might lift a little, and then come back next week. I went out to dinner tonight for the air conditioning. I got egg rolls, zi ran lamb, and snow leaf peas. It was the best idea I've had all day. Does plein air mean your cousin like to paint outside? Or is it that he paints outside, and he paints landscapes? Would a portrait ever be considered plein air? That looks really great. What book are you reading? Yeah, he paints outside, and if the subject is outside it still counts. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm reading Lev Grossman's The Magicians. In other art news, I made the cut! I am part of the art project, on the artist's website, etc. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver had a segment on the Scotland Independence Debate. He noted that Britain actually passed a law banning the kilt, just to troll the Scots. It was called the 'Dress Act of 1746'. The next time you listen to some intellectually dishonest retard prattling psuedo-science and laughably fragile narratives about why marijuana is banned, meditate on the dress act, then research the history of marijuana criminalization. Literally the exact same thing. The first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics said this: Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others. And while everything he said there is the absolute truth, is that a reason to lock people up? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm reading Lev Grossman's The Magicians. In other art news, I made the cut! I am part of the art project, on the artist's website, etc. It's not really fair to us to not post a link. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 People are getting heated up around here about accounts leaving. Big argument between two people that I had to listen to but couldn't join in. I really don't get why they care so much. I mean some attrition is to be expected. Cost of doing business. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm reading Lev Grossman's The Magicians. In other art news, I made the cut! I am part of the art project, on the artist's website, etc. Link or it didn't happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 People are getting heated up around here about accounts leaving. Big argument between two people that I had to listen to but couldn't join in. I really don't get why they care so much. I mean some attrition is to be expected. Cost of doing business. Money out of their pocket, jobs lost, company bought out. Stuff like that Salesmen are touchy. Tell him Ocho Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Final beer tally from Sunday from 12:45-6:30ish We got 2 pitchers of Loast Coast Tangerine Wheat, probably 4 pints per pitcher. I had 5 Tang Wheat pints 10 Miller Lite (for nostalgia and longevity drinking purposes) 2 Lagunitas pints (not sure which ones, I was mildly drunk) Still got it up and finished at home. Woohoo!!!! Still got my testosterone. Maybe. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 moment of truth arrives and ronny was right, i couldn't get it up. i had it up, then she tells me to get the condom and its gone and its not coming back. this is why i'd given up, this is why i need to accept who i am and donate my dick to science. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 honestly what the fvck is the point to my life? Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'm sorry, SA. I hope you still enjoyed part of your evening with the girl. maybe, there's a lot of penisfree fun to be had... Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Hopefully you just shrugged it off and got her off in other ways. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Brvy is correct. Eat that ass Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 lol condoms 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 lol penisfree fun Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Hopefully you just shrugged it off and got her off in other ways. I didn't and I didn't. It was a sad moment and I couldn't shrug it off. She says she's coming back on Saturday to try again but I wouldn't be surprised to see her cancel and never talk to me again. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 well yeah after one small misstep it's usually best to just give up completely. jesus ****ing christ will you please smack yourself in your face for me? 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Don't get up in your head about it. It happens. Usually because of stress/nerves. Maybe have a beer or two to relax before she comes over on Saturday. Really get into foreplay. You're fine. Don't stress, as hard as it is to do that. I listen to a lot of love line and this is always their answer. New guy starts on Monday. I'm supposed to be getting a new laptop here today or tomorrow. Pretty excited for that so I can work at home at night/weekends while I figure this shit out without making it obvious I have no idea what I'm doing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 SA, if I know you at all the entire time things were getting heated up, and probably all the way back to your chipolte burrito at lunch time, the number one thing going through your head was "Whatever happens I can't lose my erection" followed closely by "God, I hope she doesn't laugh when she sees my penis for the first time". You set yourself up to fail. I can just imagine the stress you'd put yourself under worrying about performance anxiety. Like napa said, it isn't easy but you've got to make yourself just focus on her and not stress. Despite your low opinion of yourself, she was willing to get naked with you and get down to business so obviously she likes you. Relax, don't let yourself thing about anything but her and have fun. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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