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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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As is. Blowing/jerking another dude is just too gross for me.

 

Plus, your scenario isn't all that far fetched for me anyways. I'm a young, decentish looking guy with a decentish personality that makes decentish money, with no kids, that's hitting the exercise pretty hard soon to be entering my thirties where ill soon be considered a catch.

 

At least in my dream world.

 

 

Nevermind, where's this dude at? Can I wear a glove?

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I had an idea for a blog where I try to get "a key to the city" for at least one city per county in Iowa. I don't really have any notable accomplishments though. I'm also concerned that my own hometown wouldn't give me a key to the city.

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As is. Blowing/jerking another dude is just too gross for me.

 

20 girls, same 5 years, stripper quality or better

 

 

As for your scenario, I hope so. Your time is now

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Walked 3 miles the other day, at high heat, in 59 minutes. I was sad that I was sweating so much and so ready for it to be over.

 

On the bright side, my knees or ankles weren't hurting.

 

The night before, I bought, cracked and finished a 750ml of Jack Daniels from 5pm-11pm. No hangover at all. That might be the disturbing part.

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20 girls, same 5 years, stripper quality or better

 

 

As for your scenario, I hope so. Your time is now

 

One dry hobo jerk down for 20 stripper quality women? Get ready for the hand jibber of a life time fella.

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The night before, I bought, cracked and finished a 750ml of Jack Daniels from 5pm-11pm. No hangover at all. That might be the disturbing part.

 

This is how I am. I don't get hangovers. I had actually never had one (even though I thought I had) until I was 23. Woke up puking and shaking felt terrible for a good half the day. Before that I thought a hangover was when you just had a slight headache the next day.

 

My wife did not have any concept of how I could drink on a weeknight and be fine to work the next day until recently. She thought I was a crazy alcoholic to be able to do that.

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If I drink too much, I'll sleep like shit, be hot and sweaty in the bed and just have some cobwebs, maybe one batch or dry heaves, not a traditional hangover of puking and migraine.

 

But I dry heave in the morning twice a week when sober. It's a weird thing I have. Probably dying

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At this point when I drink I'm not so much worried about a hangover as I am that I know I won't sleep well and that will ruin me for the day after.

 

But drinking alone has never been my thing so I don't really have many opportunities to drink any more.

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Geez...drunk is like the only time I sleep uninterrupted.

 

I rarely get hangovers. It usually involves me drinking massive amounts of liquor or wine on an empty stomach. I thought for sure I'd be hungover Sunday after pounding 7&7's and wine (open bar, dude!) for 7 hours, but I guess not. I get tired more than anything the next day, usually because I stay up later but still wake up at the same time.

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Good call. That is the variable for me, the empty stomach. It's the only time I turn down food. I'll go to a bar for dinner and drinks. Start with the drinks, then never order dinner.

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Fucking purgers. I got a friend like that. Loves vomiting. Used to order fast food just to taste it, then would make himself puke it back up. I generally do everything I can to avoid throwing up.

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Fucking purgers. I got a friend like that. Loves vomiting. Used to order fast food just to taste it, then would make himself puke it back up.

 

thats not throwing up when drunk to avoid hangover, its full on bulimia.

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I know, but he was like, never on a diet, always weighed 200+. Just didn't want the stuff in him, but he needed to taste it's deliciousness. Didn't want to shit it out later, or something. Any sign of nausea, he was sticking the finger down the ole gullet.

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20 girls, same 5 years, stripper quality or better

 

 

As for your scenario, I hope so. Your time is now

 

gotta remember, this is iowa we're talking here. "stripper quality" ain't necessarily all that great...

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