FYP 10 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 You could have just said Jew and left out the prisoner stuff in part 1. This is suited after all. FYP 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 As is. Blowing/jerking another dude is just too gross for me. Plus, your scenario isn't all that far fetched for me anyways. I'm a young, decentish looking guy with a decentish personality that makes decentish money, with no kids, that's hitting the exercise pretty hard soon to be entering my thirties where ill soon be considered a catch. At least in my dream world. Nevermind, where's this dude at? Can I wear a glove? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Like Louis C.K. said, you just need to wait until women's situations meet up with your level of attractiveness. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I had an idea for a blog where I try to get "a key to the city" for at least one city per county in Iowa. I don't really have any notable accomplishments though. I'm also concerned that my own hometown wouldn't give me a key to the city. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 As is. Blowing/jerking another dude is just too gross for me. 20 girls, same 5 years, stripper quality or better As for your scenario, I hope so. Your time is now Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Walked 3 miles the other day, at high heat, in 59 minutes. I was sad that I was sweating so much and so ready for it to be over. On the bright side, my knees or ankles weren't hurting. The night before, I bought, cracked and finished a 750ml of Jack Daniels from 5pm-11pm. No hangover at all. That might be the disturbing part. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 are you bill brasky? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Why would someone think I don't like Jews? I love the Jewish, and I respect the hell out of their accomplishments. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 20 girls, same 5 years, stripper quality or better As for your scenario, I hope so. Your time is now One dry hobo jerk down for 20 stripper quality women? Get ready for the hand jibber of a life time fella. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 The night before, I bought, cracked and finished a 750ml of Jack Daniels from 5pm-11pm. No hangover at all. That might be the disturbing part. This is how I am. I don't get hangovers. I had actually never had one (even though I thought I had) until I was 23. Woke up puking and shaking felt terrible for a good half the day. Before that I thought a hangover was when you just had a slight headache the next day. My wife did not have any concept of how I could drink on a weeknight and be fine to work the next day until recently. She thought I was a crazy alcoholic to be able to do that. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 If I drink too much, I'll sleep like shit, be hot and sweaty in the bed and just have some cobwebs, maybe one batch or dry heaves, not a traditional hangover of puking and migraine. But I dry heave in the morning twice a week when sober. It's a weird thing I have. Probably dying Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 My "hangovers" are similar to Ron's, where it's mostly just a night of short/shitty sleep. No dry heaving, or wet, though. I think you are dying. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 At this point when I drink I'm not so much worried about a hangover as I am that I know I won't sleep well and that will ruin me for the day after. But drinking alone has never been my thing so I don't really have many opportunities to drink any more. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Geez...drunk is like the only time I sleep uninterrupted. I rarely get hangovers. It usually involves me drinking massive amounts of liquor or wine on an empty stomach. I thought for sure I'd be hungover Sunday after pounding 7&7's and wine (open bar, dude!) for 7 hours, but I guess not. I get tired more than anything the next day, usually because I stay up later but still wake up at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Good call. That is the variable for me, the empty stomach. It's the only time I turn down food. I'll go to a bar for dinner and drinks. Start with the drinks, then never order dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I should note that I also have no problem letting/making myself throw up before I go to bed and it usually happens once a month or so. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Fucking purgers. I got a friend like that. Loves vomiting. Used to order fast food just to taste it, then would make himself puke it back up. I generally do everything I can to avoid throwing up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Fucking purgers. I got a friend like that. Loves vomiting. Used to order fast food just to taste it, then would make himself puke it back up. thats not throwing up when drunk to avoid hangover, its full on bulimia. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I know, but he was like, never on a diet, always weighed 200+. Just didn't want the stuff in him, but he needed to taste it's deliciousness. Didn't want to shit it out later, or something. Any sign of nausea, he was sticking the finger down the ole gullet. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 freud would have field day analyzing him. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I've gotten a hangover from a single beer before. my liver is apparently made of lace and rainbows. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Topical! https://www.yahoo.com/food/the-science-behind-everything-you-need-to-know-about-96010124229.html Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Do I get to pick the guy? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 20 girls, same 5 years, stripper quality or better As for your scenario, I hope so. Your time is now gotta remember, this is iowa we're talking here. "stripper quality" ain't necessarily all that great... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Do I get to pick the guy? yes, and i'm going with justin timberlake. Link to post Share on other sites
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