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Posted 23 November 2016 - 03:35 PM

I like it. Instead of just agreeing to go, make her sweat about it and make sure she knows you're going under extreme duress, so she'll feel like she needs to make it up to you later. Savvy play.
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Posted 23 November 2016 - 05:40 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 23 November 2016 - 02:59 PM, said:

why does Ron look dumb here?

BECAUSE I SAID SO

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 24 November 2016 - 08:31 AM

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is actually a really good show.

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Posted 24 November 2016 - 09:55 PM

View PostEssay21, on 22 November 2016 - 12:30 PM, said:

Thanks for asking Tilty Baby. On Thursday my mom, brother and I will go to the movies and then eat at her place. We do that every year, go to the movies, it's our thing. Friday I technically have to work, so I'll take my computer over to my Grandpas and wait for my dad to get in from St. Louis. We'll watch Nebraska and eat.

So I don't spend it alone. Though it wouldn't bother me to be alone. Doesn't hurt anymore. Weird thing about being alone. First you hate it. Then you get used to it. Enough time goes by it gets so you depend on it.

What about you? Got the bird ready to be cooked? ������

I did zero cooking. We went to one of my wife's Aunts for Turkey Day and she cooked. They did a great job with all the regular dishes including a gorgeous turkey and well smoked ham courtesy of my wife's Uncle. I love that side of the family. They are all very caring and treat me like their own. Her 2 Aunts dote on me like mad since I got sick. Unfortunately, they are a very fun, loud group and it really got to me today. Had dinner, stayed another hour or two and took off. They were a little disappointed we didn't stay longer but sent us home with an armload of left overs.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 01:02 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 23 November 2016 - 11:02 AM, said:

I'm gonna go. I thought about it some more, I am sure the food will be ok.
the food was not very good. I had fun anyway. they are entertaining people. I said I was from kansas, and the one guy was like, "how long have you been in the states." he thought I said canada. I told him kansas has been in the union for a little while now.
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 01:22 PM

I'd been using Firefox for a while but it's become damn near unusable so I switched over to Microsoft Edge today. Any opinions or recommendations for another browser I should be using on the laptop?

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 02:57 PM

Chrome is my main browser, by google. I'd highly recommend it.
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 03:09 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 25 November 2016 - 01:02 PM, said:


the food was not very good. I had fun anyway. they are entertaining people. I said I was from kansas, and the one guy was like, "how long have you been in the states." he thought I said canada. I told him kansas has been in the union for a little while now.

People disrespecting the midwest gets me hot. I hate when people say the royals play in Kansas or shit like that. Learn to geography rube.

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 05:21 PM

what do you know about the midwest? Missouri was a slave state, cracker.
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 07:27 PM

I live in Missouri, I know the history, and I'm Midwest for life.

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Posted 26 November 2016 - 07:38 PM

I'll be dead and burred in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri as Midwestern.
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 07:53 PM

Don't make us come back up there and teach y'all some respect.

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Posted 26 November 2016 - 09:47 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 25 November 2016 - 02:57 PM, said:

Chrome is my main browser, by google. I'd highly recommend it.

Thanks. Not liking Edge much so I'll move on to Chrome.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 09:49 PM

Download ublock origin, ghostery, and the great suspender extensions to really make Chrome shine

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 09:50 AM

Napa I never know whether you're f'ucking with me or not. Either way I have no idea what any of that meant.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 27 November 2016 - 10:24 AM

that's as serious as a heart attack. could change everything you thought you knew about the internet.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 12:34 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on 27 November 2016 - 09:50 AM, said:

Napa I never know whether you're f'ucking with me or not. Either way I have no idea what any of that meant.


He'd dead serious, and that's sound advice. Extensions will change your life

https://en.wikipedia...owser_extension

They can block ads, pop ups, and other things, to both make your browsing experience better, and protect you from viruses. Occasionally I'll have to use Explorer, which I have no extensions on, and it's awful
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Posted 27 November 2016 - 12:43 PM

yeah i just said that.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 12:47 PM

Just remember, Tilty, when you're cruising through the internet, faster than you could imagine, with no ads to clutter your visual experience, who really was or was not the douche around here.
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Posted 27 November 2016 - 12:54 PM

tilty knows who loves him.

i tried the chorizo at chipotle today. GAME CHANGER. opened up a new world of flavor. burritos will taste better for years to come.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont




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