Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 7:30 - 4:00 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 the only side effect would be cancer. this place sure is dead today. Marty pounds 4 red bull a day, and besides His wooden teeth, he's a paragon of health Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I personally cannot drink red bull. My stomach cannot handle it. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Well, we all know that Marty is more of a man than you'll ever be. Well, Me, Fritz and Sklansky know it. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 few, if anyone, are a match for the taurine tornado and his sicilian genes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I used to drink 6 cans of redbull a day on the reg but now I have a jäger bomb and I can't sleep for a day. Such a puss. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 jesus as much as redbulls cost it'd be cheaper just to go with meth 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 And that's when I made shit for money. No wonder I was always broke. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 six cans a day is insane, that's hundreds of dollars of a month. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 No one can drink that much red bull and live. Somebody hit him with the I don't believe you anchorman gif. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 jesus as much as redbulls cost it'd be cheaper just to go with meth For Marty, this isn't an either/or choice. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I would buy 2-12oz cans for $5 on my way to work. Drink them at work. And then at home I'd sometimes stop at a different gas station and get 2 more or I'd get a 12 pack of the 8.4 oz cans from the store and drink anywhere from 2-4 of those. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Nap your stomach lining must be non existent at this point. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 suited, while I agree that napa's redbull consumption was excessive, you have to realize that most people's bodies are not composed entirely of vaginal tissue like yours. 8 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I would buy 2-12oz cans for $5 on my way to work. Drink them at work. And then at home I'd sometimes stop at a different gas station and get 2 more or I'd get a 12 pack of the 8.4 oz cans from the store and drink anywhere from 2-4 of those. the thing about this habit is, it's like the easiest thing in the world to break once you get over the caffeine dependency. it wasn't making you any less hungry. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I guess we're going right to mean then. OK. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 So glad tax season is over. All the calls about k1s and this and that and payments have been killing me. They aren't difficult, I just can't do anything else because people are ao frantic. Work piles up and then I explode and eat 4 Big Macs to drown the pain. all this time we thought he was making alts. turns out, he was an alt of ron mexico all along. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 might've stepped on my dick a little bit at work today. told the boss a couple things like "you have a very non-confrontational style, which I've tried to respect, but it's causing problems for me and others on the team" and "Performance increases are around the corner and I hope management recognizes they have an opportunity to make up for low balling me on my promotion. you aren't even fully paying for the job I currently do and now I'm expected to back you up" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 that's a huge dick your swinging there hanky. nap, don't worry. strat doesn't mean it. he loves you. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 well, if i quit coming in tomorrow, it would be a real shit show for quite a while. only the most simplistic and basic of support tickets would get handled. the other guy on the team is a moron. he was supposed to teach me all about linux and I was going to teach him about our product but I've actually been teaching him shit about doing things in linux on top of our product. oh and he's probably on his way out anyway as the only woman on the team is talking with HR about sexual harassment from him. He was a panic hire and because our manager has such an issue with confrontation his behavior isn't getting corrected. It would be pretty damn ironic if the bossman finally grew a pair to fire me. shit. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Never quit a job, make them fire you. Mean Girls is on Netflix oh yes. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I guess we're going right to mean then. OK. I'm not trying to be mean, just saying that dropping those kinds of drinks doesn't have much of an impact on whether you feel hungry. that was a free 600 calories you trimmed per day. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I don't have a lot to add. I found out today I work with a champion whistler. She's entered and won contests. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 to be honest, that gives me dirty thoughts. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 if you tell me it's also the little person i think i'll be required to fly out there and, at a minimum, view this person from a distance. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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