Musings From A Man Who Enjoys Symbolism And Metaphor In Ways Most Men Don't

[troyomac 0]

I wish I understood stuff like this.

[FYP 10]

I wish I understood STUFF LIKE THIS.

FYP

[troyomac 0]

fyP

touche.

[NorthPacific 25]

Wait...What...Nevermind...

[Mr. Zimmerlin 13]

Musing From A Man Who Knows Just What To Do If Aliens Come

 

When they first get here, we have to PLAY IT COOL. For sure we'll show them the Mona Lisa, but if they don't like it, we'll be like "yeah, it's our very worst painting", AS WE BITE OUR FISTS IN UNISON.

 

When they tell us how high they can count, we can't ACT OVERLY IMPRESSED. We almost got that high too JUST LAST JULY, but then we stopped because we had that BBQ to go to. THE ONE AT SUSAN'S HOUSE.

 

If they call our bluff, we'll CHANGE THE SUBJECT. That's a pretty nice spaceship you have, do you think we could TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? No we're not familiar with quasar powered vehicles. We probably don't even KNOW WHAT QUASARS ARE.

 

If they come during the night of our annual police gala, let's all agree to say THE GALA HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT. If that doesn't impress them, we'll need to de-escalate the situation by PRETENDING WE DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

[Essay21 2,385]

THE GLORY DAYS ARE BACK

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

Holy hell, I've missed you

[Essay21 2,385]

I wonder how Zimmy would muse if a man came on to him at bar.