BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 For overall body of work, I'd have to give it up for Jfarllo20. He has hall of fame numbers. But pound for pound, post for post, I'd have to give it to Iowa's Finest. Anyone wants to argue jfarr, I'll go on a post for post battle with you verses Iowa's posts, and we'll let the people deside. Link to post Share on other sites
BeanGW 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 For overall body of work, I'd have to give it up for Jfarllo20. He has hall of fame numbers. But pound for pound, post for post, I'd have to give it to Iowa's Finest. Anyone wants to argue jfarr, I'll go on a post for post battle with you verses Iowa's posts, and we'll let the people deside.Dude... you are forgetting that Foxwoods Pro... and I'm sure there are others. I don't think I've seen too much of Iowa's Finest's work so I wont' judge that one. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 I'll give some examples of his work right now.. Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Dude... you are forgetting that Foxwoods Pro... and I'm sure there are others. I don't think I've seen too much of Iowa's Finest's work so I wont' judge that one.This is true. Foxwoods Pro is one of my all time favorites, especially because I like to imagine he's Paul "The Cream Is Dark" Darden.JFarrell20 takes the cake though. He's the worst poster ever, and my absolute favorite human being of all time. Scratch that; he's not human, he's a cartoon character. In my head, he's a cartoon squirrel. I probably lose 20-30 bucks a month "OpenFarreling" on the flop just so I can do it, laugh, and tell the people I'm with about JFarrell20's suggestion that it's occassionally correct to open fold in first position on the flop. At the casino last night, I did it and it turned into an epidemic. I bought anyone who could OpenFarrel a hand 5 times a beer.I spent some money, and laughed so hard I threw up a little bit.Ice Link to post Share on other sites
SeattlePoker 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 What about the infamous BeansandIceWater? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...4073&highlight=The OP as about gaming in North Carolina, and how Poker isn't going to be legalized...ugggh yeah. thats if you live in southern illinois or iowa in the country where the nearest town has about 2500 people in it not if you live in the sh it hole also known as Chicago' date=' i wish they would just make their own state.[/quote']No, I must note, that I went to school in chicago, and I love it, so I couldn't let this comment pass. Particularlly sinse I've also been to southern Ill, where Iowa's finest resides.so I posted this(Post title "yeah Southern Illinios is agreat place if....)His replay to my flame was this...my reply- well little di ck mcgee i live in about 35 minutes NE of st louis in south ill (4hours south from chi-town) next time your coming this way give me a call' date=' ill give you my cell phone #, and stop on by for a good old a ss kicking. i got ar-15 with plenty of rounds, so if you ever got time between getting head from your mom and fu cking your sister then stop on by.by they way UNC sucks and duck fuke, no wonder you sound like a douche bag you went to northwestern.[/quote']One of the most ignorant things I've ever seen on chat... if you go on the link you'll see pages and pages of people flaming this guy, and more examples.. this was just the start of some of the dumbest posts' I've ever seen.. but wait, there's more.. Link to post Share on other sites
princeof56k 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 JFarrel was one of my favorite posters. He always brought some good humor to the forum (although most of it was unintentional). Iowa's Finest isnt even close to Jfarrel. The only other poster that I continuously look for is toogood (but he doesnt post much). That guy cracks me up. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 and fellow Red, john ja an da. Admittly, it's a grumpy thread that really didn't needt o be started. But iowa took the ball, and ran with it, as only he can...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...4859&highlight=His first response to John's thread ( which is bitching about how many newbe's entered the pool) was"go suck john junada's johnson" (only he didn't use johnson)Then he makes a crack about "tea and crumpets".. can't you come up with a better british sterotype than tea and crumpets?Then.. when confronted with the absurdity of his sterotype, he says " yeah, you fit the typical english guy douchebag" as if he's met an aactual englishman...then he says " quit making an ass out of yourself, johnny boy, typical of the brits to fight a losing war" which is so historically inaccurate it's brain bogglin'so I join in the fray, becuase John is a red, and I stand by Liverpool fans, thick or thin, and say some things.. one of them this.. "cause piling on iowa's finest is too easy ( if you don't know what southern illinios is like, picture wales 200 years ago.. sheep sheep sheep shagger)I heard Sol got injured in the USA/england match. You think Jamie's gonna get the cap, then?and this guys's brillant retort was this..."cause piling on little weiner mcgee's mom is too easy ( if you don't know what a douche he is , picture wales 200 years ago.. sheep sheep sheep shagger)This really cuts to the heart of why Iowa's finest is the worst poster ever. When confronted with wit and humor, he responds with poop jokes and mom jokes, making me suspect that he is actually 10 years old.later, Iowa's makes the obligatory british teeth comment.. good one. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 JFarrell20 takes the cake though. He's the worst poster ever, and my absolute favorite human being of all time. Scratch that; he's not human, he's a cartoon character. In my head, he's a cartoon squirrel. I probably lose 20-30 bucks a month "OpenFarreling" on the flop just so I can do it, laugh, and tell the people I'm with about JFarrell20's suggestion that it's occassionally correct to open fold in first position on the flop. At the casino last night, I did it and it turned into an epidemic. I bought anyone who could OpenFarrel a hand 5 times a beer.I spent some money, and laughed so hard I threw up a little bit.Iceyea no one made me laugh harder than Jfarrellwhat is "open farrellin"? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 At least jfarrello20 was good for some unitentional humor. Iowa's finest is good.. cooking meth, that's about all.. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 id say its the OP for starting the pointless thread Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 what is "open farrellin"?Aw man... JFarrell20 started a thread once in which he advocated open-folding (that is, folding when no one has acted) in early position on the flop. I've always called it "OpenFarrelling"Ice Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 id say its the OP for starting the pointless threadYou're ugly and stupid and nobody likes you. How about that, asshole?Ice Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 I brought it to the forum, I sing it's praises. and one of the secret joys I get is hearing Krablar posts about how someone played the Krablar like ass and one.. that makes me PINCH PINCH PINCH right here in my home..A perfect example of someone who plays the Krablar wrong is.... Iowa's finest.. here are two threads to show both his worthlessness as a poster, and his ineptitude as a poker player. Get out the inconsistency in his threads. on the first thread, which he started, he talks about calling a raise with the Krablar. On the second thread, he berates the OP for not raising on the Krablar. When confronted with this inconsisteny, he said " I called a raise!! therefore, a raise was made, and no rules were broken" or something to that effect. He thens defends his behavior and poor Krablar play by saying that he was "just getting drunk with the boys is a cheap 40 dollar game, so he's gonna play loose as hell" or something like that. He also goes onto say that Krablar plays just fine online. Showing him to be the big, big sucker fish that he is.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...6047&highlight=http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...6341&highlight= Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 i think jfarrel was before my time...sounds like i missed a lot Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 id say its the OP for starting the pointless thread Go back the flaming everyone who entered the WSOP sweepstekes after the 500th place... I'm in 45th and I entered 562.. I bet that was a fun day you spent flaming people only to look like a jacka$$ huh? Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 i think jfarrel was before my time...sounds like i missed a lotThere are a few refresher threads about him hanging out in the strategy section. That sounds like a joke, but it isn'tIce Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 what is "open farrellin"?Aw man... JFarrell20 started a thread once in which he advocated open-folding (that is, folding when no one has acted) in early position on the flop. I've always called it "OpenFarrelling"Icebwahahahahahahhis stuff is pure GOLD Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 id say its the OP for starting the pointless thread Go back the flaming everyone who entered the WSOP sweepstekes after the 500th place... I'm in 45th and I entered 562.. I bet that was a fun day you spent flaming people only to look like a jacka$$ huh?I was flaming all the people who joined after the 500 entry limit to try to save people time, once the rules changed i didnt give a shit how many people entered, i just didnt like all the newbs who would never come to this forum again Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 At least jfarrello20 was good for some unitentional humor. Iowa's finest is good.. cooking meth, that's about all..Why Big D? WHY?? All this post does is push you down towards his subterranean level. It is unseemly. Anyone with half a brain knows you are an intelligent poster and Iowa is a moron who probably is only half-serious in all his posts and enjoys acting like an a$$ to get a rise out of peopleAll this thread does is make it look like he is under your skin....I am certainly not taking Iowa's side...(his posts are usually about as witty as a kindergarten playground shouting match).....but this is completely unnecessary and only gives that moron a chance to spout off some more ridiculous nonsense(We'll be back on the Sports Reporters after this.....) Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 There's not much I have to compete with open farrelloing or his anti semetic bombs.. but in Iowa's Finest defense, he's only 273 posts into the game, where as JFa had over 2000. So all I'm saying is that Iowa's Finest is having and MVP calibar performance, on the way to staking a hall of fame career of sucking. Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I was flaming all the people who joined after the 500 entry limit to try to save people time, once the rules changed i didnt give a shit how many people entered, i just didnt like all the newbs who would never come to this forum againI just wanted to let you know that I've never really liked you, and wish YOU would never come to this forum again. It's not because I think you give bad advice, it's because you're stupid and annoying. I put up with these qualities in myself, and no one else. Good day sir... wait, scratch that.Bad day sir,Ice Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 i think jfarrel was before my time...sounds like i missed a lotread this stuffhttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...4893&highlight=http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...0747&highlight=brilliant. feew things mak e me laugh out loud everytime i read them....this is one of those things Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 but this is completely unnecessary and only gives that moron a chance to spout off some more ridiculous nonsense(We'll be back on the Sports Reporters after this.....)...and the problem with that is? I think that's kinda the whole point. Wouldn't it be awesome if he came in here and just started hurling completely inappropriate racial epithets around, suggesting he'd shoot the whole room up with an AK, and making a general fool of himself? I don't know about you, Mike Lupica, but I think that would be good funIce Link to post Share on other sites
gcirons 0 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I vote for me. I have added zero value to the forum and I am a prick. Link to post Share on other sites
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