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#3751647 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 04 January 2017 - 04:05 PM

and after 3 days, he is risen!

#3738148 I Called In Sick Today

Posted David_Sklansky on 20 June 2016 - 10:34 AM

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

#3699513 Things/people That Are Overexposed Or Underexposed.

Posted Vegas Knights on 27 April 2015 - 05:58 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 27 April 2015 - 04:15 PM, said:

Underexposed :...Vegas Knights...
Maybe if the poker themed screenplay received 4 or 5 honors instead of just 3 it would get more exposure.

#3661234 I Called In Sick Today

Posted AmScray on 27 May 2014 - 10:56 PM

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.

It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me.
I was dating a bluegum negress named Marlice.

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We were walking out from a CVS after picking up the evenings provisions (Assorted 2 liters of fruit flavored Fanta, one can: honey roasted peanuts and a Massengil Douchebag) when the bum outside asked Marlice for change.

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She was surprised, I was drunk and in a raging hurry up and get home for our game of "Massuh Sez" so instead of just ignoring him, I took all the change I had in my pocket and fastballed it in his face.

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I am not proud of that, I was an ******* but shockingly enough, apparently, the whore had a heart of gold because she immediately launched into some tirade about 'being raised for Jesus' and doing that black girl thing.

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So I wound up leaving them both there and went home and shot up the dope for the both of us.

#3715771 I Called In Sick Today

Posted CobaltBlue on 12 October 2015 - 12:14 PM

Second daughter was born today. She is beautiful like her sister.

#3759742 Essay's Top Ten

Posted FCP Bob on 09 July 2017 - 05:44 PM

View Posthank213, on 09 July 2017 - 05:09 PM, said:

Honestly, how many of those have you never seen? Because the answer is either "several" or you are clearly out yo gotdamn mind.

I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

#3743303 I Called In Sick Today

Posted JubilantLankyLad on 18 September 2016 - 05:58 PM

So you've been laying around in bed since mid-June and couldn't post a single "I'm dying-ish" post?

Dead to me.

#3723685 I Called In Sick Today

Posted frautotenkinder on 23 December 2015 - 06:01 PM

Well 3/5ths of it anyway.

#3710843 A H L Discussion

Posted FCP Bob on 01 September 2015 - 03:14 PM

and sorry about not having everything up to date yet contract wise. I'll be working on that the next couple days and will have it all done hopefully before the weekend but if not over the weekend for sure.

My Mother's procedure last week went well. It was exploratory and there were no surprises which is a good thing. She'll find out on Friday when her major surgery is but it should be in September. She'll be in hospital for probably 3 days and then about 6 weeks recovery to get back to normal but her tumor is one that can be treated with surgery and the most likely result is she goes on with her life after recovery as before just with a lot of follow up checking but without any chemo or radiation.

#3705436 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM


Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:

#3675415 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Tiltinagain on 07 October 2014 - 05:11 PM

Job offered and accepted today. Going to give notice tomorrow. I'm going to offer to stay until the end of the month, just over 3 weeks, which is exceedingly fair I think. Then will start the new job November 1st. Pretty excited to get out of this industry and not have to deal with 20 yo barely literate employees all day.

#3663300 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Iphonenkinder on 13 June 2014 - 10:27 AM

Flip hole or apple product.

#3614464 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Essay21 on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM

Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?

#3612236 I Just Finished Building An Illegal Shed Out Of Garbage.

Posted AmScray on 22 August 2013 - 07:52 PM

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#3578818 I Called In Sick Today

Posted JubilantLankyLad on 30 January 2013 - 10:45 AM

View PostiZuma, on 30 January 2013 - 10:42 AM, said:

on the bright side I just discovered the cure for penis scurvy

Switch hands occasionally?

Oh, no, sorry, I misread.

#3737887 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 14 June 2016 - 05:53 PM

People see Napa as a soft mark for a good wedding gift, and don't think they'll ever have to return the favor since Nap is a monk. No wonder you live in that apartment, you're spending half your paycheck on candlesticks and crystal gravy boats.

#3722431 Off Topic, Kinda.....

Posted iBeaver on 10 December 2015 - 06:57 PM

Some lighthearted talk here plus this will make sure that I can read this again sometime as it's a good story, at least for me. If it wasnt for posting all those apartment stories I would forget almost all of them.

So Jin is in Junior K now and he has a pretty good class. Its 10 kids and 3 teachers. Last year the first couple months were hell. He hated going. Would cry, kick, scream as they dragged him to the classroom from my car. I hated it. Felt horrible. Every kid goes through it I am sure but it was hard for him as he has been "taken away" a few times not to go back home so I assume it was really hard for him on top of the regular going to school anxiety. After a while he loved it. His teachers last year loved him and he got good remarks and he was easily approved to come back this year. He couldn't wait for school to start which is exactly what a parent wants to hear I think. At least I did.

5 of the kids he had in PreK last year so that helped and 5 new kids. One of the kids, Rubio, is from China and he still doesn't speak english. He's a sweet kid but early on Jin would always say he was weird and he didn't like him. He said he never talked and just sat there. I reminded him on car rides back to home that it's probably hard for him and you should try and be nice. I told him how shy he was and now he has all these great friends. He always just shrugged it off. When I would ask everyday how his friends were he would just talk about the usual kids and never say anything about Rubio. Sometimes I would ask him and he would say that Rubio still doesn't talk.

A month back we had Parent Teacher conference and they mentioned wha great friends Rubio and Jin were. They told us how Rubio couldn't speak English yet (this was when we first heard about that, I always assumed he was super shy) and that Jin always invites him to the groups and tries to pay with him.That day at recess he grabbed Rubio by the hand and dragged him to the sandbox and told him they were going to dig a hole. And so Jin and Rubio dug a huge deep hole. They said Jin did a lot of talking and that Rubio just sat there with him digging the hole with a smile. That was great to hear. We had no clue. And he still doesn't say much.

Today at drop off he ran off to go inside and his teacher said that Rubio and Jin are becoming great friends. They day before they went to the Science Museum for a scavenger hunt and Jin grabbed Rubios hand and led him around showing him everything. Rubio still doesn't talk (except in Spanish class lol) but that she said they both had big smiles on their faces the whole time.

It's so great to hear that. He doesn't ever talk about it but he listened and is trying to help Rubio out. I'm pretty proud of the kid. I just thought it was a nice story and felt like posting it as a break from all this political mumbo jumbo ;)

#3689041 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Iphonenkinder on 10 February 2015 - 12:40 PM

A Smart Car.

#3667485 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 24 July 2014 - 11:17 AM

Oh, right, I'm getting the job. No word on comp yet though. I'd imagine it'll be around a 10-15% raise.

#3655176 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Sal Paradise on 15 April 2014 - 03:56 PM

suited, while I agree that napa's redbull consumption was excessive, you have to realize that most people's bodies are not composed entirely of vaginal tissue like yours.