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HEADLINE: AS PREDICTED BY NONE OTHER THAN HIMSELF DURING TILTED SESSION OF FULL TILT GHOST TOWN OPEN CHUCK STY TAKES DOWN TONIGHTS 10K GUARENTEED. In a flash of brilliance, finnesse, and patience our hero ChuckSty crushes the opposition on his way to a 3.5k victory. He like many others before him, most notably Muhammad Ali, and Nostradamus, predicted this victory during a fit of violence and tilt during last nights GTO. Chuck hurlded through the opposotion ripping them limb for limb and occasionally stopping to eat their bloody appendages raw like sushi. The turning point came when Sty who had just over taken the chip lead out of the remaining six players was dealt the magical Cowboys in the bb. UTG who had 62k left in chips open pushed all in followed by folds to the button who then raised teh 62k up to 120k. Sty thought briefly about his decision here let out a loud HEE HAW and shoved a large into the center of the pot. The E-Oar like villian called the raise leaving himself with 34k in chips. The dealer then flopped out a q84 rainbow flop and it was checked to ChuckSty who then quickly harangued his remaining 64k into the center of the ring like orifice. Villian Tommy Deuces called with his remaining 34 k and flipped over a very buffalo like holding, A 8 of clubs. The original raiser showed 77 they both sucked and our boy ChuckSty had a massive massive orgasm, i mean chip lead. From that point on he pummled the Passive Opponents into the ground like railroad stakes and continued to nibble on there fleshy bodies. He added hot sauce to his HU opponent Dociious who it woudl appeared had never played HU before in his life as he folded to 75% of the raises preflop. The rest they say is history.This story is about more than victory, it is about magic 8 balls that not only yield an amazing high but also the future.

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Very nice take down.To add my own thunder, I got 4th in the $20 MTT that started shortly after the 10k.Unfortunately, I'm not rich for it. :club:
let's not stretch the truth.rich would be an understatement.i'm fucking wealthy now.
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Very nice take down.To add my own thunder, I got 4th in the $20 MTT that started shortly after the 10k.Unfortunately, I'm not rich for it. :club:
let's not stretch the truth.rich would be an understatement.i'm fucking wealthy now.
Well I made like $270, so you're rich to me, lol.
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Ted Danson is The King! Sorry, I have been watching Becker lately.Congrats!
lies!the king is that guy that picked off bledsoe's pass, caught the throwback from randy moss, and scored in between the lions defender's legs.i also saw him logrolling with a hick, and he attempted to push a guy off of scaffolding.that, sir, was not ted danson.
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Ted Danson is The King! Sorry, I have been watching Becker lately.Congrats!
lies!the king is that guy that picked off bledsoe's pass, caught the throwback from randy moss, and scored in between the lions defender's legs.i also saw him logrolling with a hick, and he attempted to push a guy off of scaffolding.that, sir, was not ted danson.
Man, that guy is incredible. It's hard to believe that no team wants to keep him with a hefty contract, seems to always play for a different team.AnywayGreat job Chuck, and an even better story. E-Oar, HEE HAW, ring-like orifice... thats awesome.What's a buffalo holding? Who cares! Please start writing articles somewhere you talented bastard.
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