MightyLouse

Thanks but I'm the antivegan. People who eat vegetables make me sick. Except corn.

I know this. I'm stupid but not really stupid. Wait, no, I take that back. That sentence is clear evidence that I am really really stupid. I meant that as in "actually really stupid." I might be really stupid, but I'm not really really stupid. God dammit. I thought it was a pretty easy all-in but a few of my friends were making fun of me for overpushing. I just wanted to be sure.

Skinless chicken is worse than cheese pizza. At least cheese pizza has cheese on it. I just finished eating a delicious sandwich. Take a bagel, and lightly lightly spread cream cheese on each side after toasting it. Then place a lot of smoked ham and some muenster cheese on top. Heat up some bacon, and add that to the sammy. Finally, add some honey mustard to taste.

Everybody list your three favorite characters not named Dwight, Jim or Michael. In order.1. Ryan.2. Toby.3. Kevin because he won a bracelet in deuce to seven tripledraw. The writers really know what they're doing. They didn't give him a generic bracelet, they gave him a bracelet in triple draw.

It is a 100 max game so I'll probably borrow 400 or so from my brother and work out some kind of arrangement. If you read this in the morning, Derek, can I borrow like 400 bucks? Halvsies? I usually play a pretty taggy preflop style, but have played in enough really loose games to play a lot of hands in late position. D-Rock told me the standard raise at a 1-2 100 game is to 10 or 15. Is that true? That would be poor for my table image. Plus I had a few drinks and folding was hard.

Will you at least explain weird flop check? I don't think there are any flops except those against certain players that I'd check if we get it head up. What are you trying to accomplish? Are you hoping to get more value out of AJ, KQ or QJ? Most of the time you can just bet and expect to be called anyway by any king. Checking the flop both gives your opponent a chance to turn a big hand he and it loses you value when he has a reasonable holding.I would guess you won and are going to come back in here and say that your brilliant slowplay allowed you to catch up and crush him but that's ret

PS- I get to go to the casino on Saturday. I've only been once and did okay at the crazy 3/6 game. I'm gonna sit down and play some NL though because it's probably my better game. Any tips for my first casino No Limit experience?

I see I am still a topic of conversation even after D-Rock's return. Nice to know. As far as I know we aren't the same person but I've been told we have a lot in common. Plenty of genes at least. He's downstairs playing "Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2" right now. I'm not sure how insulted to be that you think we are the same person. My gut says very very insulted. Do any of you guys play poker? I was playing with a friend a while back and I got made fun of for this hand.No limit, blinds are a quarter and fifty. Most people have like 40 or 50 bucks on table and it's early on.

After the first one, the rest are easy.

I was on vacation with a friend of mine in Florida last summer. We were 17 and wandering around looking for a way to get beer, and stopped stopped at this weird convenience store we thought our fake IDs would work at. We walked in and my friend noticed a weigh-yourself scale in the corner. He deposited a quarter and it didn't weight him. So he turned to the 15yr. old african-american kid behind the counter pointed at the scale and asked "Does this work?"The clerk then responded excitedly with bugged out eyes in a high-pitched/squeally voice, "Yeah! It's outta order!" For some reason the

I was on vacation with a friend of mine in Florida last summer. We were 17 and wandering around looking for a way to get beer, and stopped stopped at this weird convenience store we thought our fake IDs would work at. We walked in and my friend noticed a weigh-yourself scale in the corner. He deposited a quarter and it didn't weight him. So he turned to the 15yr. old african-american kid behind the counter pointed at the scale and asked "Does this work?"The clerk then responded excitedly with bugged out eyes in a high-pitched/squeally voice, "Yeah! It's outta order!" For some reason the

Yeah, 8T probably caps here at least 75% of the time. Maybe closer to 85%. Same with a set, unless someone's mistakenly looking to raise it up on the turn. I think we're drawing either dead or very slim a solid portion of the time here. I doubt our queens are good that often. Same with our fives. I'm unhappy with taking an aggressive river line with pretty much any hand. This board is very very dangerous for our hand. It's possible that we're drawing to 9 + 2 + 3 full outs against something like an oddly played JJ or something. If I river a flush, I really don't feel all that comfortab

It takes you 20 minutes to shave?

You'd fold getting at least 11-1 on your money?

I laughed so hard at this. How come nobody quoted this and made the hands clapping smiley face? I can just see the grocery store grinding to a halt while three awesome guys start shouting and dancing about how hot it's gonna get while an understated Jewish guy looks at first uncomfortable, then realizes how awesomely funny it is.Which kinda reminds me of this.[on plane] Waitress: Do you want an in-flight meal, Mr. Chappelle? Dave Chappelle: What are you serving? Waitress: We have fish and chicken. Black Pixie 1: I just heard the magic word, Chicken. Go and order a big bucket nigg