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#1 Ottawa_Biatch

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 10:41 AM

The asdfjkl; embark on a new season after a disappointing 07/08 campaign. GM Biatch has stepped up to the plate this off-season though and acquired some of the best talent in the world. He has searched the pyramids, the Great Wall of China, DisneyLand, and even the BatCave, and now has the following roster. Some of the players weren't included as they are likely going to expansion teams or the asdfjkl; don't care about them. Sidney Crosby signed to a 3 year deal ($22.75, $23.75, $25.50)Rick Nash signed to a 4 year deal ($11.50 each year)Daniel Alfredsson signed to a 1 year deal ($14.75)Olli Jokinen signed to a 1 year deal ($12.50)Scott Gomez signed to a 4 year deal ($5.75 each year)Alexander Semin signed to a 4 year deal ($2.25, $2.50, $2.75, $3.00)Derek Roy signed to a 2 year deal ($2.00 each year)Anze Kopitar signed to a 4 year deal ($1.50 each year)Lee Stempniak signed to a 4 year deal ($1.00 each year)Mason Raymond signed to a 5 year deal ($1.00 each year)Marek Zidlicky signed to a 3 year deal ($4.00 each year)Keith Ballard signed to a 4 year deal ($1.50 each year)Mike Van Ryn signed to a 4 year deal ($1.00 each year)Anton Babchuk signed to a 4 year deal ($0.25 each year)Andrew Greene RFA ($1.00)Derek Morris RFA ($0.75)Brian Pothier RFA ($.0.75)Ville Koistenten RFA ($1.00)Philadelphia Flyers signed to a 4 year deal ($1.50 each year)New York Islanders signed to a 4 year deal ($0.50 each year)Currently my farm team looks like:Van Riemsdyk, JamesFrolik, Michael Bergfors, NicklasBacklund, MikealAnisimov, Artem Mayorov, Maxim Staal, Marc McNeill, PatrickCohen, Colby Smith, Brendan McDonagh, RyanThe cap usually is $65 for each time, but the asdfjkl; have acquired thru trades $112.75 in cap space and still have about $30 to use at the FA draft. The main things we will be looking for our defencemen as we are currently weak there. And also a few role-players to give the team an emotional boost. Welcome to the 1st chapter of the fairy tale story of the 2008 2009 FCHL Champions.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:25 AM

not enough Leafs IMO FWIW FTW
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:26 AM

My team is starting to mold after you. Just getting high priced veterans that are proven talent. Top heavy is the way to go!
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:29 AM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 12:26 PM, said:

My team is starting to mold after you. Just getting high priced veterans that are proven talent. Top heavy is the way to go!
I am a big fan of Arps team..But I will cheer for you as well.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:37 AM

The Hartford Whalers are on the decline. Batman told me.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:37 AM

I started Mustangs World and I can't even be the sole FCHL team you cheer for? An endorsement from Serge would be a huge emotional lift for my team.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:40 AM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 12:37 PM, said:

I started Mustangs World and I can't even be the sole FCHL team you cheer for? An endorsement from Serge would be a huge emotional lift for my team.
I am giving you a 50% endorsement now..I will hold off on a full endorsement till later... :club:
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:49 AM

You need to step onto a podium and announce that, Daniel Alfredsson is awaiting your response with his big shiny swedish blue eyes.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:00 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 12:49 PM, said:

You need to step onto a podium and announce that, Daniel Alfredsson is awaiting your response with his big shiny swedish blue eyes.
If you didnt have Alfie on your team, there would be no doubt about my endorsement.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 12:36 AM

View Postserge, on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 5:00 PM, said:

If you didnt have Alfie on your team, there would be no doubt about my endorsement.
I put alfie there.root for me!wait, I've got tanguay now.nm.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:51 AM

View Postserge, on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 2:00 PM, said:

If you didnt have Alfie on your team, there would be no doubt about my endorsement.
You should root for the BlackDevilHawks, I have Stajan and Ian White. Plus I have zero canadiens, 1 senator and 1 sabre.

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:57 AM

View Postserge, on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 6:00 PM, said:

If you didnt have Alfie on your team, there would be no doubt about my endorsement.
You should root for the Newmarket Hurricanes.- we have Antropov, Kaberle, Kubina, Kulemin and Stralman- the GM's name is MapleLeafs- we're the champs
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 12:21 PM

View PostMapleLeafs, on Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 12:57 PM, said:

You should root for the Newmarket Hurricanes.- we have Antropov, Kaberle, Kubina, Kulemin and Stralman- the GM's name is MapleLeafs- we're the champs
Now thats a pretty stacked Maple Leaf team..You are under consideration.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 12:36 PM

Seriously guys bug off, get your own endorsements. Serge is going to support the asdfjkl; You guys can have that monkey fellow or that Negreanu geezer
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 09:00 PM

View Postserge, on Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 4:21 PM, said:

Now thats a pretty stacked Maple Leaf team..You are under consideration.
also under consideration......MLP's signature on FCP.I'm hurt brother, I'm hurt.In just 2 years, the team dubbing itself "Mustangs reborn" of the FCHL, has done this:06-07 FCHL Champion07-08 FCHL Best Record Regular Season What have I done to make you nothing but proud? A little loyalty would be nice!!!

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 06:18 AM

The Royal Oak Fearsome Beavers picked up Kyle Wellwood last night. He wasn't part of the trade discussion but he was thrown in by the other team because "I just don't want to pay his salary".
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 07:31 AM

I have decided to keep my allegiance to the Hartford Whalers and a semi allegiance to Ottawa Biatch's team.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 09:04 AM

We'll take it.
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:40 AM

The asdfjkl; have just acquired Tanguay thru a trade:Giving up to Kansas City Reserves:The BlackDevilHawks 2010, Round 1 Draft PickFrolik, Michael (FLA) - $1 FarmGoing to the asdfjkl;Tanguay, Alex (MTL) - $8.25 signed for four years at $8.25$7.25 of salary cap space in 08/09$8.25 of salary cap space in 09/10$8.25 of salary cap space in 10/11$8.25 of salary cap space in 11/12$1 of salary cap space in 12/13I think it's worth it because of the good situation in Montreal, even if it's only for one year.
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 08:42 AM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Friday, July 11th, 2008, 7:40 AM, said:

The asdfjkl; have just acquired Tanguay thru a trade:Giving up to Kansas City Reserves:The BlackDevilHawks 2010, Round 1 Draft PickFrolik, Michael (FLA) - $1 FarmGoing to the asdfjkl;Tanguay, Alex (MTL) - $8.25 signed for four years at $8.25$7.25 of salary cap space in 08/09$8.25 of salary cap space in 09/10$8.25 of salary cap space in 10/11$8.25 of salary cap space in 11/12$1 of salary cap space in 12/13I think it's worth it because of the good situation in Montreal, even if it's only for one year.
Not sure about this one. The only way this trade might be salvagable on your part is if you buyout Tanguay's contract. In essence you traded Frolik and the 2010 #1 (expecting it to be a high one too) for $4 in cap space for 4 years. As a former Tanguay owner, I dont see his points going above 70 even in Montreal and most of his points are assists anyway.Me thinks the Biatch got the worse for this one
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