Reggie_Kray 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 "Quick bruv, lets get out of here" They were the words bruv Ron shouted to me an hour ago. We had been phoned up by Ugly Henry just as we were about to tuck into Egg n Chips as prepared by Ma, Ron was putting out his Benson as his phone rung. "Yeah, who is it?" he snarled into the mouthpiece "Its Henry, one of your goons is a grass, I`m telling you now, Ted the Pike grassed you up to Plod last night, I swear to it" "Cheers Henry, we`ll check it" Ron said and hung up. He looked at me, I looked at Ma, she was dishing us up 8 fried eggs each and a mountain of chips, "Here you go boys, you need to build your strength up for your work" she said. "Yeah, ta Ma, lovely jubbly, now get us a cuppa tea each" I said. "Sure Reggie, 2 mins" We polished off our grub and walked out the house. This was a problem, we needed a close knit family of goons to keep out the way of the law, one snake and we were closer to clink. "We need to go see Ted the Pike bruv" I said "Lets have words" We got in the Jag and headed to his flat, he lived on Surrey Quays in one of the new places, £800Ks worth. We pay well. Ted had been on our payroll for 12 years, he`d kept his nose clean and he`d worked well for us. We knocked on his door and stepped back, after a minute he answered the door and saw us. His eyes started twitching, his hands shook, we knew fear when we saw it. "Out the way Ted, we`re coming in" I said We pushed him aside and saw someone we hadn`t seen for a while sitting in Teds favourite seat. It was Chief Inspector Hamms. One of the Yards top Plod. Ted was babbling to Ron now, "Lads, lads it isn`t what it looks like, Hamms is a neighbour he`s round for a cuppa" I looked him in the eyes and said "Ted, you lie. Hamms lives in South London" Ted shook more uncontrollably now, "I guess you know now Reg, I`m sorry, I was offered £500k by Hamms to grass you up" With one movement Ron drew out his favourite flick knife from his overcoat pocket, drew it across Teds throat and dropped him. We now looked at Hamms, "Who else knows then Plod? your colleagues know you`re here?" He shook his head. "Thats good then, because we are gonna sort you now" Ron told him to get undressed and quick, after a minute Hamms stood there in his yellow Y fronts. "Now go run a bath, and make it quick" Ron said. We followed Hamms into the bathroom as he turned on the taps, 10 mins later the bath was full. "Get in, and take them stupid pants off" I said He got in all the while shaking and sweating. Ron had disappeared but came back with a portable heater, on an 8 metre flex. "Go turn it on bruv" he said to me. I walked through into the hallway and flicked the switch, "Ok bruv" I said. Next thing I heard a splash, then a series of loud screams. I walked into the bathroom to see Hamms thrash around in the water in the throes of electrocution. I nodded to Ron, he winked back. Then we heard a bang on the wall, the neighbours must be aware of something being wrong I thought. "Quick bruv, lets get out of here" Ron shouted. We ran for the door, sprinted down the stairs and got into the Jag and sped off. "We did well there bruv" I said "Yeah bruv" Ron said while lighting up a Benson, "We are the Krays, and no-one fcuks with us"... Link to post Share on other sites
Bps2180 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 What?? No more New Topic Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 What?? No more New Topic I`m Reg KrayNew topics to me are like Goons, ten a penny Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 As aboveI`m Reg Kray Link to post Share on other sites
Waffles2003 1 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 who are you? Link to post Share on other sites
Skittles 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 As aboveI`m Regal KrayfishThe famous rap artist? Link to post Share on other sites
Doug 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The Krays "WERE" a London gang who no longer exist. This guy I believe is claiming he is a gangster. London gang culture is no longer run by white rich families from Italy or England. London gangs are now somali drug dealers. This guy is attempting to Bs. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Evening, Reg. How you been? Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The Krays "WERE" a London gang who no longer exist. This guy I believe is claiming he is a gangster. London gang culture is no longer run by white rich families from Italy or England. London gangs are now somali drug dealers. This guy is attempting to Bs.it is a joke account, my god you guys are uptight. Link to post Share on other sites
rogerwilco 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 He, Reggie Kray is back. :)Although I'm disappointed about the lack of poker content this time. Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Evening, Reg. How you been? Yeah, I cant complain.Me and my bruv have been duckin and divin, Plod think they can nab us but they got another think coming.On friday night me and Ron were in the boozer, I had a pint of Stella, Ron had a quadruple Brandy. These 2 sorts came up to us, both about 20, long blonde hair and legs. "Ere, you Ron n Reg?" one of them said to us. "Go away girls, we are busy here, no offence" Ron said. They disappeared and I turned to Ron and said "Not like you bruv, to turn a couple of birds away" He winked at me and said "I know bruv, but I saw their ears, both had wires coming out from the sides, they were undercover Plod deffo".So it seems Plod will go to any length to get us bruvs banged up in chokey... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 You gotta watch Old Bobby best ye can. Never mind them classless blokes up top. They wouldn't know respect if it shoved a boot up their arse. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 What?? No more New Topic The Krays "WERE" a London gang who no longer exist. This guy I believe is claiming he is a gangster. London gang culture is no longer run by white rich families from Italy or England. London gangs are now somali drug dealers. This guy is attempting to Bs.You're both quite new, and don't understand several points. 1. This is a jopke account. 2. This is an entertaining jopke account.3. Unless you are sure of the subject or the point of a thread, you'd be much wiser to lurk, instead of posting and generally making an ass out of yourself.4. It's helpful to know who and what you are flaming before you flame. When you flame something that you don't have a clue about, it's funny to those of us who are in the know, and it makes you look quite foolish. It's entertaining to us, but sadly, the joke is on you.As Smash would say, "Good Luck." Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 You're both quite new, and don't understand several points. 1. This is a jopke account. 2. This is an entertaining jopke account.3. Unless you are sure of the subject or the point of a thread, you'd be much wiser to lurk, instead of posting and generally making an ass out of yourself.4. It's helpful to know who and what you are flaming before you flame. When you flame something that you don't have a clue about, it's funny to those of us who are in the know, and it makes you look quite foolish. It's entertaining to us, but sadly, the joke is on you.As Smash would say, "Good Luck."You forgot #5: The Krays eat little buggers like that fer brekkie. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 :thankyouverymuchface: Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 :you'rewelcomeandthanksforsettingtheno_0bsstr8face: Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Ron just phoned me, apparantly 4 geezers are in the boozer who owe us some dough.Rons hopped in his Jag and is coming to pick me up in 10 minutes.I am in my business suit, trilby hat, overcoat and crocodile shoes.Ron says he is tooled up, I reckon tonight those geezers are gonna get it.The landlord of the pub is called One eye Eric, we charge him £400 a week for protection, no-one messes with him and we get our dough, he`s one of 3000 pubs we protect.Eric will be let off this weeks money if we get our dough off these 4 blokes. He can take his missus out for the night then, he`s been moaning for 3 years that we take most of his profits. But in our game you can`t be soft or otherwise you`ll be trampled on... Link to post Share on other sites
BudBundy 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 I missed you so much Reggie!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 I missed you so much Reggie!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The Krays "WERE" a London gang who no longer exist. This guy I believe is claiming he is a gangster. London gang culture is no longer run by white rich families from Italy or England. London gangs are now somali drug dealers. This guy is attempting to Bs.You mean... he's not really Reggie Kray?I thought that he was channeling through the forum to speak to us. Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Ron just phoned me, apparantly 4 geezers are in the boozer who owe us some dough.Rons hopped in his Jag and is coming to pick me up in 10 minutes.I am in my business suit, trilby hat, overcoat and crocodile shoes.Ron says he is tooled up, I reckon tonight those geezers are gonna get it.The landlord of the pub is called One eye Eric, we charge him £400 a week for protection, no-one messes with him and we get our dough, he`s one of 3000 pubs we protect.Eric will be let off this weeks money if we get our dough off these 4 blokes. He can take his missus out for the night then, he`s been moaning for 3 years that we take most of his profits. But in our game you can`t be soft or otherwise you`ll be trampled on...Welcome back Reggie, it's been a while Link to post Share on other sites
Bps2180 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Sorry for the misunderstanding!!! Only a little upset about the TITLE of the "NEW TOPIC" as a family member of a dead police officer was not really looking to be "entertained" by the title.Did Not Mean To Offend OPJust Maybe A Different Title Next Time Link to post Share on other sites
davezz5 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 You mean... he's not really Reggie Kray?I thought that he was channeling through the forum to speak to us. I believe Doug was merely explaining the "Kray Gang" for the American forum users, as a point of reference. Sometimes it's easy to forget about the omnipotent nature of Google. Link to post Share on other sites
run_goot 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I keep reading this as 'Another Dead Cooper' and it makes me sing School's Out for the Summer whilst I pour out an Old Speckled Hen on the pavement. Link to post Share on other sites
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