timwakefield 68 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Ok so I want this thread to serve a few purposes, the first being to warn people against this:PinchPinch: it's just pausedSystem: Due to some players disconnecting, all tournaments have been paused. We will resume shortly when all players have returned. We apologize for the inconvenience.The Gimmick: tables with EVERYNOE sitting outn shiitSmooth_M: yepOneFishAtATIME: its all goodXxKeithBucsxX: messageThe Gimmick: freggin full tiltOneFishAtATIME: testing 123OneFishAtATIME: good on my endThe Gimmick: should just give everyone in the tourney first place money eachuroutplayd: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOneFishAtATIME: we are just waitng for a full conn until they resumeThe Gimmick: :DOneFishAtATIME: everything is pausedOneFishAtATIME: it willl resumeOneFishAtATIME: lets put bets on itPinchPinch: lolPinchPinch: i woulduroutplayd: this ffffffing sucksPinchPinch: but we would have to get a whatsitcalledPinchPinch: somebody to hold the betsOneFishAtATIME: over under is 2 minutesXxKeithBucsxX: cash games are activdPinchPinch: omg OVEROneFishAtATIME: i'kl take underOneFishAtATIME: clock starts nowOneFishAtATIME: 100 bucksXxKeithBucsxX: lolPinchPinch: lol noOneFishAtATIME: a beerPinchPinch: hrmPinchPinch: i doubt you'll deliverOneFishAtATIME: !&@# starts when i say yesThe Gimmick: im just gonna play a .25 .50 limit till this endsOneFishAtATIME: clcokOneFishAtATIME: u say yes'OneFishAtATIME: a fkn beer manOneFishAtATIME: geezuzPinchPinch: lolOneFishAtATIME: maybe we'll make some vegas contes in the next year and we can sitr down and hav e abeerPinchPinch: wanna bet $10?XxKeithBucsxX: he prob dont even have 100OneFishAtATIME: u never nowPinchPinch: lol at don't have 100OneFishAtATIME: 10 is okOneFishAtATIME: coolPinchPinch: ok goPinchPinch: i shoulda said yes the first time i woulda already won 100 lolsuroutplayd: can some one give me 2k 4 my chips so i can go 2 bedOneFishAtATIME: 7:26:30PinchPinch: okPinchPinch: 2 minutes?OneFishAtATIME: is the when theclock startedOneFishAtATIME: when cards are delt is when time is stoppedOneFishAtATIME: kXxKeithBucsxX: im watching themouth clean up on the cash gamePinchPinch: lol i shoulda said 100PinchPinch: i think i have a massive edge herePinchPinch: :PXxKeithBucsxX: u doOneFishAtATIME: u winXxKeithBucsxX: he wont deliever 100OneFishAtATIME: damnPinchPinch: weeeSmooth_M: what table is he on?snappingUoff (Observer): this sucksXxKeithBucsxX: 10 20 larsonSmooth_M: tyXxKeithBucsxX: why dont u check lazyass :)OneFishAtATIME: double or nothingOneFishAtATIME: pinchPinchPinch: on 2 minutes?PinchPinch: nahPinchPinch: i don't want to be a @#$#OneFishAtATIME: 5 minutesPinchPinch: but i don't necessarily believe that you will ship me $10PinchPinch: since i don't know uPinchPinch: meh ok double or nothing 5 minutes, 7:30XxKeithBucsxX: lolPinchPinch: ya?OneFishAtATIME: 7:31:40PinchPinch: okOneFishAtATIME: is when clock startedXxKeithBucsxX: wonder how many bets like this people are makin nowPinchPinch: hehOneFishAtATIME: 1 minutes gone bysnappingUoff (Observer): damn this is bsPinchPinch: i feel like this is a more fair betsnappingUoff (Observer): either fix it or ship us a giant chopPinchPinch: lol, i woulda probably taken the over on 10 min initially :POneFishAtATIME: i thought this would be real quickPinchPinch: i guess i have been through it beforeOneFishAtATIME: everything stll pausedSmooth_M: the propeller heads must be going nutsPinchPinch: i was in one on stars 2 days ago that got cancelled midwayPinchPinch: but it just froze, and never came backSmooth_M: its ok 4 u guys its almost midnight herePinchPinch: hahaOneFishAtATIME: I'v ebeen up all nightOneFishAtATIME: i work nights..so no biggiePinchPinch: me too, it's 7 am herePinchPinch: well, i don't work nightsOneFishAtATIME: &;35 am hereOneFishAtATIME: 7:35PinchPinch: woo 2 more minutes!PinchPinch: :PPinchPinch: ok ship da $20!!PinchPinch: :)XxKeithBucsxX: lol..System: All tournaments will resume in 3 minutes.snappingUoff (Observer): oh snapPinchPinch: oo there it isuroutplayd: 100 on 3min any onePinchPinch: hehePinchPinch: UNDER!uroutplayd: the way this is goin id bet on 3hr PinchPinch: onefish you ship the 20?PinchPinch: lol he has gone mysteriously quiet snappingUoff (Observer): gimmick races tommorowsnappingUoff (Observer): ?System: All tournaments will resume in 30 seconds.XxKeithBucsxX: pinch no ship?PinchPinch: don't think souroutplayd: now im on tiltXxKeithBucsxX: good callXxKeithBucsxX: ghOneFishAtATIME: my next big win I'll ship it to uPinchPinch: lolPinchPinch: tell me you're kiddingPinchPinch: ??????The Gimmick: just jacksOneFishAtATIME: is it easy to transferOneFishAtATIME: never done itPinchPinch: yeahPinchPinch: just go to the cashierPinchPinch: click tranferXxKeithBucsxX: pinchXxKeithBucsxX: how good was ur hand there?PinchPinch: yes?PinchPinch: lolPinchPinch: i mean, it was worth opening with :PXxKeithBucsxX: i folded bigXxKeithBucsxX: oooPinchPinch: i had a pairXxKeithBucsxX: that means a10 or KQXxKeithBucsxX: oh okPinchPinch: :)XxKeithBucsxX: had AJPinchPinch: omg riggedPinchPinch: they moved himXxKeithBucsxX: i was way aheadThe Gimmick: wowXxKeithBucsxX: ...PinchPinch: if anybody wants to help me herePinchPinch: that jerk is not responding to me at allXxKeithBucsxX: no kidding pinchXxKeithBucsxX: people are dirtyAnd on other table I tried to get his attention, to no avail. I finally realized that he probably didn't have observer chat on, so I asked somebody at the table to tell him I am trying to talk to him. Nobody responds, probably think I am trying to beg or some junk, whatever I explain the situation and keep at it, finally one guy responds to me. Player 'lasa' on ftp. He goes far enough to say "hey onefish" but goes no further, and plays dumb when I ask him for more help, saying "i don't get it can't he see your chat, etc etc" after all along I have just been saying 'Somebody please ask onefish to turn his observer chat on.' Yeah, very funny. He goes on like that responding to me very cryptically so onefish doesn't understand, etc, being just a complete ass. Anyways I finally tell him 'I give up, do unto others you *******,' and then onefish gets moved again.OneFishAtATIME: weren't u on my right earlierThe Gimmick: pinch says turn your observer chat onOneFishAtATIME: so he can annoy me during the tourneyOneFishAtATIME: he'll get his 20 The Gimmick: lolPinchPinch (Observer): greatPinchPinch (Observer): i'm sure i won't get it, thanks for tryingThe Gimmick: did u see that fish?OneFishAtATIME: what??OneFishAtATIME: see what??The Gimmick: nvmnd lolThe Gimmick: pinch typing to youOneFishAtATIME: nopeOneFishAtATIME: don't see itOneFishAtATIME: is he still playingPinchPinch (Observer): yeah the whole other table refused to talk to him for mePinchPinch (Observer): it was ridiculousPinchPinch (Observer): yes i am still playingOk so part 2 of this post, which is assuming that ONEFISH doesn't come through on his promise at the other table, is to please add "lasa" and "OneFishAtATIME" on ftp to your slowroll list. Update: he busted, in the money, still no transfer. Also, can we please have a pinned official slowroll list? As in, screennames of people who suck and should be slowrolled. And I'm not being a bitch over $20, it's the principle people!!! Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Also, can we please have a pinned official slowroll list? As in, screennames of people who suck and should be slowrolled.Lol.. I imagine that a thread like that would have around 100 people added to it daily.It'd become a case of 'zomg! this guy called a 4xbb raise out of position with 7 high!! and sucked out on me, get revenge on him!'Nice idea, but we'd probably all see our names on there eventually.As for him not paying you.. well, it sucks, but are you honestly that bothered/shocked? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 As for him not paying you.. well, it sucks, but are you honestly that bothered/shocked?No, but I was surprised cuz he seemed perfectly nice and it was only $20. Then I got real mad at the dude who was being an ass at the other table. I just thought "my next big win i'll ship it" was funny, especially after looking up his stats (zero big wins). Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 don`t make random bets with people when you know that you will keep your word. they usually will not. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 don`t make random bets with people when you know that you will keep your word. they usually will not.Thanks, I'll just go build a time machine and send somebody back in time to like 5 hours ago to tell me that. (I can't go back myself, as meeting myself could have disastrous consequences.)edit: And I guess when my past-self meets my surrogate, this thread will cease to exist and we will have no memory about it. ...Or will altering the past create a new universe/timeline, with this one continuing unchanged? I guess I'll ask lly. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Thanks, I'll just go build a time machine and send somebody back in time to like 5 hours ago to tell me that. (I can't go back myself, as meeting myself could have disastrous consequences.)You just blew my mind. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Thanks, I'll just go build a time machine and send somebody back in time to like 5 hours ago to tell me that. (I can't go back myself, as meeting myself could have disastrous consequences.)crikey, i made it into a sig. didn`t mean to offend, sir. i`ll look them up and make them bleed. i usually charge for these services, but consider this a freebie. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 didn`t mean to offend, sir.Oh you certainly didn't offend, I just wanted to talk about time machines. Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 there's no way you can expect some random dude to make good on a bet. just dont expect it.[x] referred to this thread from the ftp is down thread.[ ] thread delivers[x] thread is close to delivering Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 cmon man, u are smarter than that! Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Didn't read OP, but read the replies and it seems that a person agreed to give you $20 for something or other, you could e-mail Full Tilt and show them the chat and they will force transfer it. They did this in a MTT when two people agreed to a chop and the winner didn't ship. I believe I saw it on P5's. Couldn't hurt. GL Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Why do I keep clicking those? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 cmon man, u are smarter than that![X] was up all night[X] ??????????[ ] profit Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 everyone is on my slowroll list Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 everyone is on my slowroll listAnd as soon as I have the best hand on the river... Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 so you didn't win millions last night? DAMN! I had a dream and everything. Link to post Share on other sites
mhoward29 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Those two people are almost as bad as this guy who has everyone fooled. Link to post Share on other sites
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