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#2541 Skeleton Jelly

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:53 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011, 4:32 PM, said:

so anyways, I've got to lose 10 pounds by next thursday.
Why?

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:56 PM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011, 4:53 PM, said:

Why the fuck why?
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:57 PM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011, 7:53 PM, said:

Why?
thought you'd never ask!yeah, we have these health assessments at work through our health insurance (we can get individual discounts but it's really so the company can get a cheaper rate, which ain't happening because 90% of these people are morbidly obese) and I'm currently overweight according to my BMI at 5'8" 165 lbs. stupid thing doesn't account for MASSIVE GUNS so I have to get really skinny. 155 gets me decently below the threshold, so that's what I'm shooting for.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:03 PM

it's amazing to me that BMI is still considered a reliable measure of human health.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:07 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011, 4:57 PM, said:

I'm currently overweight according to my BMI at 5'8" 165 lbs. stupid thing doesn't account for MASSIVE GUNS so I have to get really skinny. 155 gets me decently below the threshold, so that's what I'm shooting for.
I hear Milk of Magnesia works well.I didn't know you were so short.Edit: Apparently I'm just barely overweight. They really need to fix that formula for MASSIVE GUNS.2nd Edit: Oh hey, you and I have the same BMI. High five!

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:08 PM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011, 8:07 PM, said:

I didn't know you were so short.
knew this was coming.I'm not short, I'm powerful. I can lift a hundred pounds right up over my head!

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:04 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, April 12th, 2011, 5:08 PM, said:

knew this was coming.I'm not short, I'm powerful. I can lift a hundred pounds right up over my head!
Pound for Pound the strongest sickie? I guess that is the way you have to look at it when you are legally a midget.

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:32 AM

HAHA LOL @ SHAKE I'm 5' 8" AND 1/2!!SHORTY!!
As Eric Idle wrote: You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 04:10 PM

so it looks like I was misjudging the bmi calculations and apparently at 164 I'm right at the top level of "healthy" weight with a bmi of 24.9, so really, I only need to make sure I'm at 160 that morning to be comfortably in the zone. I get to eat this weekend! did run three fucking miles today though. god damn I hate running so much.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 09:58 AM

23.7 bitches!
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