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#21 David_Nicoson

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 02:39 PM

View Postsimo_8ball, on Tuesday, July 31st, 2007, 5:15 PM, said:

Ok, may not be the best time to ask this, but I was just wondering if the poker game you were in was 'legal' and could there be any consequences?
Not legal, but the police seemed much more interested in figuring out the robbery. I guess the prosecutor might feel differently, but all the officers I dealt with were good and seemed to have a sense of perspective.
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 04:18 PM

I'm having trouble with this one. Can you give me Villain's range and our equity against? You do well on that pokerstove stuff. ;)That's pretty crazy and glad you seem to be doing okay. Quit being a hero!
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 04:23 PM

There's a joke here about not trying to bluff Dave, even with a gun, because he'll call you down. I'm not sure what it is. :club:
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 04:25 PM

View PostNaismith, on Tuesday, July 31st, 2007, 5:23 PM, said:

There's a joke here about not trying to bluff Dave, even with a gun, because he'll call you down. I'm not sure what it is. :club:
Well Villain only double barreled, if he triple barreled...we'll never know the outcome.
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 05:31 PM

View PostAcid_Knight, on Tuesday, July 31st, 2007, 5:24 PM, said:

This thread title is borderline criminal, but I guess you did it to trick Zach thinking there's strategy behind this huh?David, I hope that things are ok and that they catch those guys that did this crap.
Dave was making jokes about it already or I wouldn't have titled it like that. And hopefully I slipped one by the evil strat mod :club:
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i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 05:45 PM

View PostNaismith, on Tuesday, July 31st, 2007, 4:23 PM, said:

There's a joke here about not trying to bluff Dave, even with a gun, because he'll call you down. I'm not sure what it is. :club:
Thats ****ing hilarious.I hope everything turns out good for you Dave. Hurry back to the tables~
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 09:49 PM

Echoing Acid's thoughts, the title of this post is like a dead baby joke: shocking, tasteless, yet funny. But man, that's intense. I'm glad that you're doing well, Dave... heal up soon.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:28 AM

Dave let me take a pic of his gorgeous face today. It's much better since the swelling went down.Posted Image
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:36 AM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 8:28 AM, said:

Dave let me take a pic of his gorgeous face today. It's much better since the swelling went down.Posted Image
It's an improvement. JK. The bird is a nice touch -- as is the blood center T-shirt ... put it in the family album. BTW, Dave, you can make more money, but you only have one life .. just so you know ... trading your life for $ is -EV IMHO
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:04 AM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 12:28 PM, said:

Dave let me take a pic of his gorgeous face today. It's much better since the swelling went down.
I would have hated to see him yesterday if the swelling has gone down in that pic.
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:14 AM

View Postdms26, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 1:04 PM, said:

I would have hated to see him yesterday if the swelling has gone down in that pic.
Yep. He looked like the elephant man.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 10:51 AM

Glad you're OK, dude. Otherwise I would've had only these other chumps to listen to.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 02:16 PM

View Posttrystero, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 10:51 AM, said:

Glad you're OK, dude. Otherwise I would've had only these other chumps to listen to.
If I wasn't such a chump I might be offended by that remark.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 02:40 PM

Oh My God, this is unbelievable!Dave, I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well! Recover fast so I can continue reading your poker advice. Who's going to do all the math and statistical analysis around here when you're gone?Nikki, we're all very glad that you're around to take care of David and make sure that he heals well. Thank you for being very strong and helpful during what I'm sure is a very difficult time.ps. Am I the only one who didn't know that David N. was married to Nikki N?

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 02:45 PM

Good luck on a speedy recovery. Holy **** that's a bad beat.As has already been said, it's a good thing the villain hit his gutshot on the second barrel, because he could very well have hit the nuts if he was forced to triple-barrel.It's always a bad idea to try to bluff into a villain immediately after he gave you a bad beat: he is less likely to back off and more likely to put you to a decision for your tournament life.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:00 PM

OK, I have to include some strategy so Zach doesn't move this thread.Table is very aggressive. Hero has A :D A :club: in the SB.Button straddles for 10.PreflopHero limps for 10. BB calls. UTG calls. MP folds. CO calls. Button checks. Flop (50)2 :D 5 :D 8 :spade:Villains hold up the joint, kick the players' butts, and steal everyone's money.Hero ?
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:22 PM

View PostLongLiveYorke, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 6:40 PM, said:

Oh My God, this is unbelievable!Dave, I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well! Recover fast so I can continue reading your poker advice. Who's going to do all the math and statistical analysis around here when you're gone?Nikki, we're all very glad that you're around to take care of David and make sure that he heals well. Thank you for being very strong and helpful during what I'm sure is a very difficult time.ps. Am I the only one who didn't know that David N. was married to Nikki N?
I think a lot of people know, but I'm sure you aren't the only one who reads strat that hasn't figured that out, yet. Yep, he's my man. I'm a very lucky girl.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:26 PM

View PostDavid_Nicoson, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 4:00 PM, said:

OK, I have to include some strategy so Zach doesn't move this thread.Table is very aggressive. Hero has A :D A :club: in the SB.Button straddles for 10.PreflopHero limps for 10. BB calls. UTG calls. MP folds. CO calls. Button checks. Flop (50)2 :D 5 :D 8 :spade:Villains hold up the joint, kick the players' butts, and steal everyone's money.Hero ?
Normally, in this situation, I recommend staying on the ground and acquiescing to any monetary demands made by the villain, but in my home game, we don't normally play with a straddle.With the straddle and given that the table is described as "aggressive", I would be a little more uncertain as to what I would do. This would definitely be read-dependant.1) If there is a table captain, wait for him to make a move, and then follow through as a group.2) If you are the table captain, I may just play it exactly as you did, but only if my opponents would respect my moves and back me up.3) If you think you might be on your own, then I suggest opening for 35 into the pot of 50 and let everyone else worry about the distractions. After all, with them all distracted by the person on the rail with the gun, they probably aren't playing their best poker. Their chip stacks will be easy pickings.
QUOTE (Fluffdog87 @ Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dramatic hand gestures on all-ins ftw!


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My cats are freaked out, I have a headache, and I'm probably going to put on pants for the first time in three days and find somewhere to go that's not here.


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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:26 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 4:22 PM, said:

I think a lot of people know, but I'm sure you aren't the only one who reads strat that hasn't figured that out, yet. Yep, he's my man. I'm a very lucky girl.
Yeah I had no clue until this thread either.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:10 PM

View PostDavid_Nicoson, on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007, 7:00 PM, said:

OK, I have to include some strategy so Zach doesn't move this thread.Table is very aggressive. Hero has A :D A :club: in the SB.Button straddles for 10.PreflopHero limps for 10. BB calls. UTG calls. MP folds. CO calls. Button checks. Flop (50)2 :D 5 :D 8 :spade:Villains hold up the joint, kick the players' butts, and steal everyone's money.Hero ?
Raise Preflop. Bet the flop. Shovel if raised.I guess these weren't the only bullets that gave you trouble that night, though.(Sorry, everyone else was making poker jokes)




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