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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Napa, one day maybe someone will introduce you to good quality non stick pans.

 

But, yeah, get the foreman if for no reason than you'll be more likely to use it.

 

For a couple weeks anyway.

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My point is, I picture placenta is bursting with complexity and flavor that is unimaginable to those of us who've never tried one.

 

She ate the placenta in a pill form. She brought in a special pill making machine, I think she froze part of it, too. I bet it would taste better with Sriracha.

I'm assuming everyone else is also off until January 16th?

 

However, I'm excited, because unlike Frau. my life is dope and I do dope shit.

 

Brvheart, what awesome things have you been doing?

I wanted some health food for breakfast today (brunch, really) so made Bacon and Potato Tart

 

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Layer the bottom of a fry pan with bacon, sprinkle with S & P, then a thin layer of sliced potatoes, grated cheese (old cheddar, parm, grated onion, minced garlic), and fresh thyme leaves. Repeat until the layers are about twice the height of the pan.

 

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Wrap it back up in bacon and cover the bacon ends with a small pot lid to keep them from unravelling while they cook. A lot (a lot!) of fat is going to come off this so put the pan onto a deep baking sheet or something and into a 350 degree oven for about 2.5 hours.

 

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When a sharp knife goes in easily and the bacon looks done, take it out of the oven and drain as much fat as possible.

 

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Invert onto plate, then again to get it upright and let it set for 15 minutes while you poach eggs, make hollandaise, and blister tomatoes.

 

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Serve, eat, nap, gym.

 

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This looks so incredibly good. How many people are you cooking for?

i'm still shook up from the tongue lashing ronny gave me for posting a vague reference to something in the game of thrones thread.

 

This might be the sexiest thing you've written this year.

Had to be a 30 mph wind out there today. Fortunately my hair has enough product to hold the desired shape in any weather. #winning #stiff #hair

 

WTF. No one has made the obligatory, "Yeah SA that's good something can stay stiff," joke? This is turning into tumblr.

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It's been so long since he attempted sex, i forgot about his penis failings.

 

 

I was more thinking about the wind not affecting his hair because he doesn't have much

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WTF. No one has made the obligatory, "Yeah SA that's good something can stay stiff," joke? This is turning into tumblr.

 

I'm not sure what that tumblr reference means, exactly. I understand theoretically that people use tumblr for something besides porn, but I've never personally experienced it for anything else.

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oh i just remembered, i was doing research for a big project and i located the missing LW&T and it had the sentence, "And to John Smith, the colored chauffeur in my employ, I leave twenty-five hundred dollars..." i laughed out loud when i read it. it was written in 1937.

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For Christmas dinner it was decided that, as usual, we would do a rib roast/prime rib. Because beef has gotten so expensive and there will be 11 or so adults plus a few kids, we all agreed to split the cost of the roast(s).

 

My father in law was going to pick them up at Costco but my wannabe health nut sister in law decided she wanted to get an organic, grass fed, no antibiotics or whatever roast from the local hippie grocery despite the huge price difference. Fine. FIL decided she could get one and he'd get the other, which we would split with him, at Costco.

 

So he goes to Costco and they have rib roasts and top sirloin roasts (where NY strips come from) for the same price but the top sirloin has an instant coupon attached. SO DONT YOU KNOW THE CHEAP SOB BOUGHT THE SIRLOIN RATHER THAN THE RIB ROAST TO SAVE $12 freaking dollars?!?!

 

So annoyed.

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