BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 How the fck does this scrub land the hottest woman in the world? he must be hung like Mandingo. Lima should be getting the likes of Tom Brady, not Marko freaking Jaric. God this tilts me for some reason..http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/horrible-horrible-newshttp://deadspin.com/5159818/sorry-guys-mar...-off-the-market Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I agree with what they wrote... Theoretically, this should make all of us feel better about ourselves. If a rat-faced Slav with no disternible star power can land one of the most famous models on the planet, I should be able to travel back in time to 1960 and have a three-way with Brigitte Bardot and Sophia Loren. And yet here’s my penis, all alone in 2009. Time to start drinking. I think I’ve got some cooking wine under the sink. Oh, no cooking wine? This bleach’ll do. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I thought for sure Keith Crime was going to start this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Thanks though BigD, because of that link I found a entry on wwtdd that Megan Fox is single which lead me to this photo which I love...http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 he must be a wizard and versed in all kinds of dark magic. this defies logic. this defies the laws of physics. this defies everything i stand for.its time to start questioning everyting we think we know... Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 holy cross eyes Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Thanks though BigD, because of that link I found a entry on wwtdd that Megan Fox is single which lead me to this photo which I love...http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721 potd Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 How the fck does this scrub land the hottest woman in the world? he must be hung like Mandingo. Lima should be getting the likes of Tom Brady, not Marko freaking Jaric. God this tilts me for some reason..http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/horrible-horrible-newshttp://deadspin.com/5159818/sorry-guys-mar...-off-the-market oh my god Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thanks though BigD, because of that link I found a entry on wwtdd that Megan Fox is single which lead me to this photo which I love...http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=...photo_key=73721 OH MY GOD Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 hey that link is broken, how about a mirror? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.YES! Let the divorce begin. Unless Lima likes rough trade. Which would explain this match better. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.Oh my god. I hate you Marko Jaric.Adriana if you're reading this, if I can't have you may I introduce you to the man you should be with... Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 My favorite part:Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria’s Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star [sic] Marko Jaric on Feb. 14 That's some funny shat right there. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Adriana if you're reading this, if I can't have you may I introduce you to the man you should be with...the machine is too beautiful for her. for any woman. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 the machine is too beautiful for her. for any woman.In other words, he likes to sleep with men. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 the machine is too beautiful for her. for any woman. In other words, he likes to sleep with men. Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20281112,00.html Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 It's not enough that he has to marry her, but now he has to dirty her gene pool and ruin her body too? I want this man dead. Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 doesnt she have a sex tape? Link to post Share on other sites
kobe2odom8 14 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 doesnt she have a sex tape?please tell me this is true Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 please tell me this is truei think it is, it's short though, but still there Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 Not true, it's not her. Fake tape, damn the fates. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Not true, it's not her. Fake tape, damn the fates.How much research did you do? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 How much research did you do?Not much. A preliminary search showed that most of the blogs were calling it a fake. Link to post Share on other sites
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