I swear to you that this is true. I know it sounds like it's made up, but it's not: I was just woken up by my brother blaring – and, I swear... singing along to -- Nickelback from his bedroom. So I banged on the wall to get him to turn it down. It didn't work. I got up, went to yell at him about what the hell was wrong with him? or that Nickelback sucks more cock than an abortion clinic in that certain, grim future in which males get pregnant, and the birth canal is the urethra. What I saw was the gayest thing I've ever seen: my brother and his two friends, shirtless, singing along to Nickelback, while posing in the mirror. They might as well be shirtless, brushing horses on the beach...while listening the Nickelback. I'm going back to bed.
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The Gayest Thing That's Evr Happened
Started by Dirtydutch, Dec 22 2006 11:07 AM
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 11:08 AM
Dirtydutch, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 2:07 PM, said:
I swear to you that this is true. I know it sounds like it's made up, but it's not: I was just woken up by my brother blaring – and, I swear... singing along to -- Nickelback from his bedroom. So I banged on the wall to get him to turn it down. It didn't work. I got up, went to yell at him about what the hell was wrong with him? or that Nickelback sucks more cock than an abortion clinic in that certain, grim future in which males get pregnant, and the birth canal is the urethra. What I saw was the gayest thing I've ever seen: my brother and his two friends, shirtless, singing along to Nickelback, while posing in the mirror. They might as well be shirtless, brushing horses on the beach...while listening the Nickelback. I'm going back to bed.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 11:19 AM
Dirtydutch, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 11:07 AM, said:
I swear to you that this is true. I know it sounds like it's made up, but it's not: I was just woken up by my brother blaring – and, I swear... singing along to -- Nickelback from his bedroom. So I banged on the wall to get him to turn it down. It didn't work. I got up, went to yell at him about what the hell was wrong with him? or that Nickelback sucks more cock than an abortion clinic in that certain, grim future in which males get pregnant, and the birth canal is the urethra. What I saw was the gayest thing I've ever seen: my brother and his two friends, shirtless, singing along to Nickelback, while posing in the mirror. They might as well be shirtless, brushing horses on the beach...while listening the Nickelback. I'm going back to bed.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 12:19 PM
Be happy you showed up after they'd already blown each other and had moved on to the Nickelback celebration phase.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 12:19 PM
Shimmering Wang, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 11:08 AM, said:
My family is much more awesome than yours. (False)
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 12:27 PM
Dirtydutch, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 3:19 PM, said:
You have no idea what a little prick this kid is...The other day, though, I was reading at our dad's house, and he was on Myspace something stupid. He got a call from his sunday school teacher, reminding him that he had to come to their prolly-off-the-hook Christmas party. He covered the mouthpiece and asked me what he should say. I told him without looking up: "tell him you have sars." He did. He says that the guy sounded really pissed, and just said "bye," kinda' angry. Then, in a rare moment of humor, he said "happy holidays." ...And then he posed shirtless to Nickelback.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 12:32 PM
Shimmering Wang, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 12:27 PM, said:
How old is he?
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 12:46 PM
This is them, right?http://www.icyhotstunta.com/BTW, on behalf of Canada, I apologise for the existence of Nickelback.
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Those are brave men knocking at the door. Let's go and kill them!" - Tyrion Lannister
"Those are brave men knocking at the door. Let's go and kill them!" - Tyrion Lannister
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 12:50 PM
Mercury69, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 12:46 PM, said:
This is them, right?http://www.icyhotstunta.com/BTW, on behalf of Canada, I apologise for the existence of Nickelback.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 01:16 PM
IQCrash, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 3:19 PM, said:
Be happy you showed up after they'd already blown each other and had moved on to the Nickelback celebration phase.
Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 01:41 PM
I'm sorry I even came in here.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:02 PM
I've had anal sex with men that was less gay than that
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:12 PM
ShakeZuma, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 6:02 PM, said:
I've had anal sex with men that was less gay than that
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:14 PM
Ron_Mexico, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 3:12 PM, said:
Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:24 PM
Ron_Mexico, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 5:12 PM, said:
Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:29 PM
and I thought my family sucked.. you win.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:31 PM
Ron_Mexico, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 6:12 PM, said:
Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 03:47 PM
Ron_Mexico, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 3:12 PM, said:
with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 04:23 PM
Ron_Mexico, on Friday, December 22nd, 2006, 5:12 PM, said:
Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 07:37 PM
:wondering if I'm the only one that thinks Dutch's brother is kind of awesome in a very douchey way face:
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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