king_tanner 84 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Yes.... I love the auditions.Hope this season is better than the last. Which means hot chicks and actually good singers.No Sanjaya's please.... unless its his sister.(edit) shit I put this in the wrong forum... sorryBAN!!!!!!!!!!!Drinking on Tuesdays FTW Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Did anyone watch the season premiere today? Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 I watched it.The 2 best were the dude with the low voice, and the Paula stalker. They were both funny as hell.The pissed off rocker chick and the star wars girl sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I watched it.The 2 best were the dude with the low voice, and the Paula stalker. They were both funny as hell.The pissed off rocker chick and the star wars girl sucked.LEEEEET MYYYY PEOPLE GOOOOO Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 gold. how about the 16 year old female middle linebacker?!?!?! Link to post Share on other sites
7s7c 0 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I enjoyed the dude who rhymed balk with caulk and Peter Falk in his song.Also the chick from Oregon with the horses was hot. Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 If I was Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her. So funny! Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I enjoyed the dude who rhymed balk with caulk and Peter Falk in his song.Also the chick from Oregon with the horses was hot.not to mention she can beat the shit out of you Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 If I was Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her. So funny!If she were a bathtub, I'd caulk her. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Honestly I get tired of the people that are just there to get some TV time. I prefer the people who are genuine, people that actually think they can sing and then start crying because they're told they suck. I like the people who actually have no clue whatsoever. I didn't like the guy in the Princess Leia outfit or the girl with the doughnut muffins/princess leia wannabe. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 The stalker was awesome... "Paul! PAUL!! YOU NEED TO STOP! Just a second Simon, you're ruining the moment...." LOL!I thought that the rocker girl part was totally planned by her... it was completely ingenuine and totally sucked.I don't remember who it was, but there was a guy that said that he liked Paula and Simon asked why... his answer was because she was a great singer and Simon immediately rolled his eyes and glanced at Paula... it was awesome.... probably my favorite part.My favorite singer was the black dude that sang the Ray Charles song. Link to post Share on other sites
7s7c 0 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 not to mention she can beat the shit out of youYes, although I was hoping it was jello wrestling as Simon suggested Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 did anyone else have issues watching Temptress Brown's mom talk? I could only stare at her gaping vagina outline that was sucking in all the mass around her Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 The Star Wars chick irritated me. She honestly thought she wasn't picked because of the way she looked. I guess it never occurred to her that she couldn't sing.Also the Paula stalker was gold.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfx3pVuzDktoo bad it was an act though...the dude is a comedic singer Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 The Star Wars chick irritated me. She honestly thought she wasn't picked because of the way she looked. I guess it never occurred to her that she couldn't sing.Also the Paula stalker was gold.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfx3pVuzDktoo bad it was an act though...the dude is a comedic singerLol they ripped the Star Wars chick pretty hard when she was whining about how the show wasn't diverse enough, then they showed how extremely diverse all the constestants who were chosen were.I was pretty sure the stalker guy was an act, even though it was still funny as hell. If it wasn't an act they should have arrested him on the spot.I also enjoy seeing the people who you think are going to suck then they end up good, or the people you think are going to be good then they end up sucking. They gave way to much air time to the rocker and star wars chick, and the guy who waxed his chest. They were horrible and were not funny at all. Hopefully tonight is better because overall I thought last night sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 for those of you who missed the black dude who thought he sounded like eddie vedder...then sang the most ridiculous song...http://youtube.com/watch?v=cmtKeXRisbYhe just looks soooo clueless when he is waiting for their opinions Link to post Share on other sites
7s7c 0 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 holy god this chick on right now Katie or something is insanely hot...the one who did the Britney song at first...jesus. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 holy god this chick on right now Katie or something is insanely hot...the one who did the Britney song at first...jesus.She was talented. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 After 7 seasons, I think I'm finally over the bad auditions. They just aren't as funny as they used to be. However, I'll still watch to see who wins, as it seems every year there is some pretty good talent. As long as Simon, Paula, and Randy are willing to keep doing the show, I think it'll be on for a long time. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 LOL at the first bad audidtion who said the "Simon goes down on everyone" My wife and I had to pause the Tivo we were laughing so hard. Also a crankster, the weird dude with the Dad locket key thing and the guy who clips fingernails.Where do these people come from, maybe they should get a jtv account. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 we're brothers forever, forever and eevvveer .. singing the music that you loooveeee, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnext william hung for the win! Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 we're brothers forever, forever and eevvveer .. singing the music that you loooveeee, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnext william hung for the win!Ok, who here thought they let the girl that had the car accident go to Hollywood because they felt sorry for her? I mean, I didn't think her singing was that good, but I did think it was a very nice gesture for allowing her through. This episode (Texas) was better than last night's. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 After 7 seasons, I think I'm finally over the bad auditions. They just aren't as funny as they used to be. However, I'll still watch to see who wins, as it seems every year there is some pretty good talent. As long as Simon, Paula, and Randy are willing to keep doing the show, I think it'll be on for a long time.Personally I am still really entertained by the bad auditions...even 7 seasons later. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 my favorite line of the first night was the stalker guy, and he squeezed in "jimmy walker" and of course the Peter FalkThe dude that hasn't kissed a girl and has that key, I bet he's kissed his creepy dad Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Let my people gooooooooo" ---So far... disappointed in this season. The pissed off wierd chick with the glitter was a set-up and she's a horrible actor. Perrhaps she should reconsider venturing in the field of "actressing".Hopefully next week will unload some better (or worse) auditions. Link to post Share on other sites
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