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#265001 SuitedAces21

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 08:17 AM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 19 October 2018 - 08:39 PM, said:

Not only did it happen today, it happens every single time I work out, from march until about now.

you're suspect, mcgee. if i wasn't lazy i'd go find that post you made about lying about everything. so no, i don't believe you leave the gym barefoot every night. i'm not buying it. it doesn't happen, and i refuse to believe anyone would be so brazenly disgusting in the great state of nebraska. bob devaney is rolling over in his grave at you right now.

on that note, today is the day. first win the frost era. first win of 200 wins as head coach. BOOK THAT.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 09:31 AM

You're thinking of Scram. I always keep it 100
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Posted 20 October 2018 - 12:47 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 20 October 2018 - 09:31 AM, said:

You're thinking of Scram. I always keep it 100

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View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 01:33 PM

Okay, as Max Kellerman says, I keep it 90. You gotta give yourself some wiggle room. And if I'm completely honest, no, I did not go to chipotle without shoes. I've been to that trash establishment once in my life, and I was wearing shoes, but I wish I hadn't been. I do, how ever, walk out of the gym sans shoes. every single chance I can.
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Posted 20 October 2018 - 01:36 PM

okay now youíve gone to far. all jokes aside, i need a firm commitment from you that chipotle is awesome.

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 01:53 PM

There is no circumstance I would ever go to chipotle, if a burrito made by actual mexicans, (or white hippies) was an option. Basically, I'd have to be in an airport, with very poor food options indeed.
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Posted 20 October 2018 - 02:06 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 October 2018 - 08:17 AM, said:

you're suspect, mcgee. if i wasn't lazy i'd go find that post you made about lying about everything. so no, i don't believe you leave the gym barefoot every night. i'm not buying it. it doesn't happen, and i refuse to believe anyone would be so brazenly disgusting in the great state of nebraska. bob devaney is rolling over in his grave at you right now.

on that note, today is the day. first win the frost era. first win of 200 wins as head coach. BOOK THAT.

they're unraveling. 22 unanswered ffs

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apparently me bitching was all it took lol
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Posted 20 October 2018 - 03:24 PM

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 03:38 PM

The only time I go to Chipotle is when someone invites me. There's actually not one very far from where I work, but I prefer Tijuana Flats for my "Mexican" food.

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 06:03 PM

i wonít abide chipotle slander from a group of freedom hating communists. get with america, eat at chipotle.

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 06:30 PM

View PostEssay21, on 19 October 2018 - 09:10 AM, said:

i find it unacceptable that open toe sandals are legal. disgusting people and their disgusting feet in plain sight, haunting me while i eat my chipotle. have some class, put on a pair of socks and sneakers.

Respectability politics are the domain of the middle class. What you have to repress and learn to despise, the poor and the rich flaunt openly. Guys like Dan Bilzerian and I wear sandals all the time.

It boggles my mind that adults would pay $6 or whatever it is for Chipotle. I want to call you all racists, but I honestly don't even think it's about racism. I assume Brvy is a racist, but he also has taste, and can see past ethnic terror and embrace a colonial outlook that values the exploitation of near and distant cultures for their exotic culinary treasures, without puking them into Mexican pizza. It's not racism that's ruining your diet, it's whiteness.

View PostBigDMcGee, on 19 October 2018 - 12:48 PM, said:

feet aren't sexual and there's no reason for them to be covered up. Should I wear opera gloves are all times, too?

"Bare feet + opera gloves" is a query I have bookmarked.
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Posted 20 October 2018 - 06:37 PM

next youíre gonna tell me olive garden isnít real italian food.

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Posted 20 October 2018 - 07:34 PM

In a lot of ways, I think the idea of a "cultural melting pot" is a stupid and overrated concept. The obvious political reason is that what it actually ends up being tends to be sort of selected by a ruling cultural class. But I actually find it off-putting for reasons much more agreeable to classical colonial sensibilities. The word "creole" has had a lot of different ethnic meanings, confusingly from mostly similar time periods in the same regions. But my favorite usage was as a sort of pejorative for New World-born, middle class colonialists and their vapid, shallow grab bag of surface-deep appropriation. In this usage, the creole were ethnically tainted white people for whom money couldn't buy class, and their taste was said to be "creole."

There are so many actual Latinos out there making delicious Latin food all across this country, and you low-born creole would wait in line for salt-encrusted half-raw dough and microwaved lasagna. I don't dread white-lead cultural synthesis because I think it's unfair to minorities, I dread it because I know you'll **** it up and choose Olive Garden. You know I love you SA, but if you want to be classy, if you want to live that BMW Lifestyle, you're going to need to tighten up and start eating at real restaurants.
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Posted 20 October 2018 - 07:59 PM

Some goddamned time, a man's due to stop arguin' with hisself, feelin' he's twice the goddamned fool he knows he is, because he can't be something he tries to be every goddamned day without once getting to dinnertime and not ****ing it up. I don't wanna fight it no more. Understand me Dutch? And I don't want you pissing in my ear about it. Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?"

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted Yesterday, 09:15 AM

The white man bears chipotle's weight around his neck like a ****ing albatross. And yet people still ask, why is he still bent over, and why can he barely ****ing walk?
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Posted Yesterday, 01:08 PM

chipotle is the only good thing in my life. enjoying some right now in fact.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont




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