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Carl

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About Carl

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  • Birthday 02/19/1961

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    I'm in the freakin' pool back here
  1. This crazy lunatic here knows what he's talkin' about for a freakin' change. Will freakin' wonders never cease?
  2. I know you didn't expect nothin' different. When you look as good as I look, the finer type things in life, they, like, they happen to you. I should know - I look this good, like, all the freakin' time.
  3. I'm not sure you're really, ummm, really cut out for a "Carl" costume, ya know? I mean, you don't wanna freakin' bang this broad or what? You're ready for action and she'll know it when she freakin' sees you tearin' ass around her party, lookin' like a sex god and pissing off all the other, you know, losers. Now this is a broad with a freakin' idea. Did'ja know I had a movie made about me? I was getting ready to be, like, totally ripped with my sweet exercise machine and they was makin' a documenta-whatchamacallit about it when those freaks next door ruined everything. Still, I freak
  4. You, uh, you sure about this? I mean, you're not exactly a freakin' chick magnet like me, you know? You probably don't even really, like, have a pool or a sweet ride or nothin'! Freakin' dumbasses.
  5. You're freakin' right there's no horrible accounts around here. Especially thanks to that worthless loser Shakezuma tuckin' his straw in between his, ummm, his ... his legs? Oh, dammit, I have no idea how that freak got around. Anyways, he's gone, no thanks to all of you and your ever-loving worship of him.
  6. Carl

    Things You Hate

    Those freakin' freakshows who live next freakin' door, always using my pool and messin' up my sweetass ride.
  7. Carl

    Unicorns

    Holy crap! From this freakin' voice here, I think maybe this numbskull has found my long lost brother Charlie! And he's still not any better than I am at making friends that are, like, good for you. I wonder what those freaks next door are up these..... HEY LOSER! GET OUTTA MY POOL! DO YOU NOT SEE THE FENCE I HAVE INSTALLED BETWEEN ME AND YOU?
  8. freakin' A i carried those idiots!
  9. I'll give you a sign, ya freakin' homo. See that ride out front? See that awesome pool in the yard? Think a homo would have either of those on display? Still confused? Check my sweats - no bulging missile of man-love saying Hi! to ya! This stud is reserved for the ladies only, so don't get any freakin' ideas...Goddamn freaks are everywhere these days, dammit.
  10. Like you know! You see this freakin' awesome pool I got here? You see that ride I got there, out by the street? 2 Wycked doesn't draw the ladies by itself, but it helps. A lot. I didn't get these things by folding freakin' pairs here. I got them by playing queens like that freakin' Checky!I should start a thread called "Reason's why you can skip reading sex books" and just fill it full of pictures of me with my awesome ladies. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I got a mess of Cheri's and Club's here to cut out the pictures of the girls...DID THAT FREAKIN' CUP STEAL MY SCISSORS AGAIN?????
  11. At least you got a wicked cool neighbor, you got that going for you. My pool is driving up property values while your freakin' roof drags them down, I dunno what I ever did to deserve you freaks.
  12. Damn, obviously the part where people build pools that aren't for the freakin' neighbors to fill up with the blood and guts and whatnot. I don't know what I did to deserve these freaks livin' next to me out here.
  13. Hey! Totally uncalled for, here...Bunch of freakin' degenerates I have to live next to, then this joker comes along, here.
  14. I can't freakin' believe I get lumped in with all you numbnuts in here.
  15. That nancy boy Jobs in his turtleneck better be not answering my calls because he's cutting me a big freakin' check over there!
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