man i wish.......

[Loismustdie 0]

A hand would hold up, or just anything could go right. In the top ten for the first 2 hours of a tourney, the same guy did this to me, at 2 different tables. Here goes-- I raise with A-Q diamonds utg- he is in the BB- he reraises and I call- flop is 6-5-A- he checks, I raise, he pushes all in, he has pocket aces and the set, he takes a 3rd of my chips. 20 minutes later-- I raise out of the BB with A-Q when he limps, he calls, flop comes 8-A-4, I raise at it agin he pushes I call- he has a set of aces again. F uuucccck!!! The percentages are surely against that, right? It gets better---- Moved to a new table, he is moved to the same one. 3 hands in I raise with A-9 spades, he calls, flop comes A- 5s-2s, at this point I am at the point in my stack where it's just push time. I am all in, he calls with A-5, turn gives me the flush, river gives him an ace and the full house. Arrggghhh- he was the only person that did any damage to my stack at all. I have never been taken out like that with the deck giving monsters to just one dude. For the record, this is not a bad beat story, none of these were bad beats- this s hit happens. However, I did take UB off my computer and wiped it clean- the stench of that site will cause this s hit to happen on other sites as well, and that is just not good for buisness. So, screw UB, it was fun while it lasted, now UB can suck it. Is it the sites fault? Hell yes- random generator has perpetually had it's ethereal d ick up my butt now for months. Random it is- but that doesn't mean I can't feel it. It hurts, and it makes it hard to sit. LOL- I need to start playing on some softer sites anyway.

[Stylin_Fish 0]

I wish Sammy was my Godfather.

[KowboyKoop 0]

A hand would hold up, or just anything could go right. In the top ten for the first 2 hours of a tourney, the same guy did this to me, at 2 different tables. Here goes--   I raise with A-Q diamonds utg- he is in the BB- he reraises and I call- flop is 6-5-A- he checks, I raise, he pushes all in, he has pocket aces and the set, he takes a 3rd of my chips.  20 minutes later--   I raise out of the BB with A-Q when he limps, he calls, flop comes 8-A-4, I raise at it agin he pushes I call- he has a set of aces again. F uuucccck!!! The percentages are surely against that, right? It gets better----   Moved to a new table, he is moved to the same one. 3 hands in I raise with A-9 spades, he calls, flop comes A- 5s-2s, at this point I am at the point in my stack where it's just push time. I am all in, he calls with A-5, turn gives me the flush, river gives him an ace and the full house.   Arrggghhh- he was the only person that did any damage to my stack at all. I have never been taken out like that with the deck giving monsters to just one dude.     For the record, this is not a bad beat story, none of these were bad beats- this s hit happens. However, I did take UB off my computer and wiped it clean- the stench of that site will cause this s hit to happen on other sites as well, and that is just not good for buisness. So, screw UB, it was fun while it lasted, now UB can suck it.    Is it the sites fault? Hell yes- random generator has perpetually had it's ethereal d ick up my butt now for months. Random it is- but that doesn't mean I can't feel it. It hurts, and it makes it hard to sit.   LOL- I need to start playing on some softer sites anyway.

If I posted this, I am sure I would be flamed eternally. However, if I were to flame you (even though you clearly deserve it for complaing about AQ running into AA a couple times....), I am sure I would be "re-flamed" for being an idiot.....ah, **** it, here goes.You had AQ and got beat by AA a couple times. Oh no, man, noone here has ever seen that......gee whiz, you must be the unluckiest person ever. Man, I feel bad for you, I will keep you in my prayers for a few extra days. Seriously though, BAD BEAT FORUM!!!

[CJHunt 0]

I think he was more complaining that the case ace flopped both times. Somewhat understandable. Although we still didn't need to know about it.

[Petoria 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

[Loismustdie 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

[Petoria 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

This is the first and only forum I've ever posted on....Are they all like this?

[KowboyKoop 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

awwwwwww, can't handle the flame that is mandatory for all of these sad little bad beat stories.....seriously though, it is a bad beat story, and you are going to get flamed. Why? Because we are all sick of hearing about someone's incredibly lame bad beats. If you have quads beaten by runner runner st. flush, then okay. If you flop a st. flush, then the board hits to where a higher st. flush is on board, okay, post it. AQ losing to AA with an Ace on board. Waste of time. Thus, you are being flamed. Deal with it. Also, I am not nothing. I AM SOMEBODY. I AM IMPORTANT. PEOPLE KNOW ME!!!!!!!

[Loismustdie 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

Sure- you should always lay down A-Q- everytime. Never play it, it's a s hitty hand- the other guy always has either A-K, a set or 2 pair, everytime. Not- I play aggressive, which is why I said this stuff happens, and I shared this story, but apparently telling stories is bad. And by the way, people get eliminated by not being aggressive enough more than they do with callng with Top pair 2 kicker- you would be suprised in online tourneys how often that hand is actually good. The key is putting yourself in position where a hit or 2 doesnt hurt you- this guy killed me. Shrug- it happens. Good times.

[Loismustdie 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

This is the first and only forum I've ever posted on....Are they all like this?

Kowboy koop is the only guy I go after like that- hes an embarrasment to humanity who should mutate back to the piece of poo he sprung up from.

[Loismustdie 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

awwwwwww, can't handle the flame that is mandatory for all of these sad little bad beat stories.....seriously though, it is a bad beat story, and you are going to get flamed. Why? Because we are all sick of hearing about someone's incredibly lame bad beats. If you have quads beaten by runner runner st. flush, then okay. If you flop a st. flush, then the board hits to where a higher st. flush is on board, okay, post it. AQ losing to AA with an Ace on board. Waste of time. Thus, you are being flamed. Deal with it. Also, I am not nothing. I AM SOMEBODY. I AM IMPORTANT. PEOPLE KNOW ME!!!!!!!

I posted a bad run of luck story- and you are the only one flaming. That's because you are a moron, and you cannot help it.

[KowboyKoop 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

This is the first and only forum I've ever posted on....Are they all like this?

Kowboy koop is the only guy I go after like that- hes an embarrasment to humanity who should mutate back to the piece of poo he sprung up from.

awwww, you don't like me....boo hoo hoo....and uh, you have it wrong. I am not an embarrassment to humanity. I am SO GOOD at everything, that I embarrass the rest of humanity by outclassing them. Nice try though.Wanker.

[Petoria 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

Sure- you should always lay down A-Q- everytime. Never play it, it's a s hitty hand- the other guy always has either A-K, a set or 2 pair, everytime. Not- I play aggressive, which is why I said this stuff happens, and I shared this story, but apparently telling stories is bad. And by the way, people get eliminated by not being aggressive enough more than they do with callng with Top pair 2 kicker- you would be suprised in online tourneys how often that hand is actually good. The key is putting yourself in position where a hit or 2 doesnt hurt you- this guy killed me. Shrug- it happens. Good times.

It sounds like the guy c/r with monsters, you shouldve noticed this the 2nd time. You dont get away from the hand everytime, just when you have a read that you're beat. I believe the information was there, you just missed it.

[Loismustdie 0]

I like the part of my little story when I said that they were not bad beats- not even close- just a run of bad luck, which happens- same f uckin guy in the same tournament on 2 different tables? Not usually- Kowboy Koop, I am sorry daddy and mommy didnt care, I apologize the system let you down, I wish you were a little taller, you would feel better- but you're not, you are a small, small little boy with no hope of puberty ever kicking in- so, sit back and get used to being nothing, cause it's not going anywhere. Embrace it, love yourself, because little man you know you are all you have got.

This is the first and only forum I've ever posted on....Are they all like this?

Kowboy koop is the only guy I go after like that- hes an embarrasment to humanity who should mutate back to the piece of poo he sprung up from.

awwww, you don't like me....boo hoo hoo....and uh, you have it wrong. I am not an embarrassment to humanity. I am SO GOOD at everything, that I embarrass the rest of humanity by outclassing them. Nice try though.Wanker.

Daddy didn't care, and neither does anyone else. What a waste of a life,

[Loismustdie 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

Sure- you should always lay down A-Q- everytime. Never play it, it's a s hitty hand- the other guy always has either A-K, a set or 2 pair, everytime. Not- I play aggressive, which is why I said this stuff happens, and I shared this story, but apparently telling stories is bad. And by the way, people get eliminated by not being aggressive enough more than they do with callng with Top pair 2 kicker- you would be suprised in online tourneys how often that hand is actually good. The key is putting yourself in position where a hit or 2 doesnt hurt you- this guy killed me. Shrug- it happens. Good times.

It sounds like the guy c/r with monsters, you shouldve noticed this the 2nd time. You dont get away from the hand everytime, just when you have a read that you're beat. I believe the information was there, you just missed it.

Actually, the 2nd time I am definitely not folding- I am thinking at that point in terms of odds- what are the odds the same guy to my right picks up pocket aces when I have an ace and the ace hits the flop? The odds are against that- as much as I pay attention to raises and things like that I am thinking about the likelihood that he actually has the same hand again, and it's not likely, so I go with that. Plus, except for the last hand potwise I had to call both times. The deck was living in his anus, nothing I can do except fold every hand- and I am not about to start doing that. When I start to ;play timid only bad things can happen.

[Petoria 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

Sure- you should always lay down A-Q- everytime. Never play it, it's a s hitty hand- the other guy always has either A-K, a set or 2 pair, everytime. Not- I play aggressive, which is why I said this stuff happens, and I shared this story, but apparently telling stories is bad. And by the way, people get eliminated by not being aggressive enough more than they do with callng with Top pair 2 kicker- you would be suprised in online tourneys how often that hand is actually good. The key is putting yourself in position where a hit or 2 doesnt hurt you- this guy killed me. Shrug- it happens. Good times.

It sounds like the guy c/r with monsters, you shouldve noticed this the 2nd time. You dont get away from the hand everytime, just when you have a read that you're beat. I believe the information was there, you just missed it.

Actually, the 2nd time I am definitely not folding- I am thinking at that point in terms of odds- what are the odds the same guy to my right picks up pocket aces when I have an ace and the ace hits the flop? The odds are against that- as much as I pay attention to raises and things like that I am thinking about the likelihood that he actually has the same hand again, and it's not likely, so I go with that. Plus, except for the last hand potwise I had to call both times. The deck was living in his anus, nothing I can do except fold every hand- and I am not about to start doing that. When I start to ;play timid only bad things can happen.

Think about what I bolded there.....I'll give you a hint: Cards dont have brains.They dont know that what they're doing is wrong, and they cant remember.

[Loismustdie 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

Sure- you should always lay down A-Q- everytime. Never play it, it's a s hitty hand- the other guy always has either A-K, a set or 2 pair, everytime. Not- I play aggressive, which is why I said this stuff happens, and I shared this story, but apparently telling stories is bad. And by the way, people get eliminated by not being aggressive enough more than they do with callng with Top pair 2 kicker- you would be suprised in online tourneys how often that hand is actually good. The key is putting yourself in position where a hit or 2 doesnt hurt you- this guy killed me. Shrug- it happens. Good times.

It sounds like the guy c/r with monsters, you shouldve noticed this the 2nd time. You dont get away from the hand everytime, just when you have a read that you're beat. I believe the information was there, you just missed it.

Actually, the 2nd time I am definitely not folding- I am thinking at that point in terms of odds- what are the odds the same guy to my right picks up pocket aces when I have an ace and the ace hits the flop? The odds are against that- as much as I pay attention to raises and things like that I am thinking about the likelihood that he actually has the same hand again, and it's not likely, so I go with that. Plus, except for the last hand potwise I had to call both times. The deck was living in his anus, nothing I can do except fold every hand- and I am not about to start doing that. When I start to ;play timid only bad things can happen.

Think about what I bolded there.....I'll give you a hint: Cards dont have brains.They dont know that what they're doing is wrong, and they cant remember.

If I folded A-Q to a reraise everytime I held it I would be an idiot- as far as the cards not having brains, true, but I do- and I know that most of the time in the blinds the same dude will not be holding A-A- the odds are against that. On top of that, the odds that he is holding A-A and all 4 aces show up? These are easy calls, and in online tourneys most of the time I will be right. I agree with your assesment that he told me I was beat- too late both times, in that I had already raised quite a bit and mathematically had to call. I refuse to play any other way than balls out aggression, it has made me a lot of money in tourneys. Just not lately.

[Petoria 0]

Like I said previously, I do not advocate folding this hand everytime, just when the situation comes up. You said that you mathematically had to call. That may be true but since you didnt supply chip counts or the amount of any of the raises I couldnt assume that the call was correct. I just called it into question.

[Pupsta 0]

Why areyou calling an all in with TP2K?Top pair hubris is the thing that will cause most people to get eliminated from tourneys as it did with you.

Sure- you should always lay down A-Q- everytime. Never play it, it's a s hitty hand- the other guy always has either A-K, a set or 2 pair, everytime. Not- I play aggressive, which is why I said this stuff happens, and I shared this story, but apparently telling stories is bad. And by the way, people get eliminated by not being aggressive enough more than they do with callng with Top pair 2 kicker- you would be suprised in online tourneys how often that hand is actually good. The key is putting yourself in position where a hit or 2 doesnt hurt you- this guy killed me. Shrug- it happens. Good times.

aggressively fold that straight every time man.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

awwww, you don't like me....boo hoo hoo....and uh, you have it wrong. I am not an embarrassment to humanity. I am SO GOOD at everything, that I embarrass the rest of humanity by outclassing them. Nice try though.Wanker.

Funniest thing Kowboy has ever said...

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

awwww, you don't like me....boo hoo hoo....and uh, you have it wrong. I am not an embarrassment to humanity. I am SO GOOD at everything, that I embarrass the rest of humanity by outclassing them. Nice try though.Wanker.

Funniest thing Kowboy has ever said...

written.Sorry, that is my favorite line from Malice with Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman.AB: I receive a letter from Dr. SoandSo today.NK: What did it say?AB: It didn't say anything, it read.Baldwin is great in that movie. That is all.

[kers2 0]

I wish I was a little bit tallerI wish I was a ballerI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

[Pokerdad2222 0]

aggressive or not. You were aggressive but this seems like an easy fold. The second one might be a little tougher but the first time it happened he reraises you before the flop signifying his hand then you bet on the ace, yet his is obviously not scared and comes over you.You have to put him on AK or trips which at best you have 3 outs twice if you call. Dont know chips stacks but unless he had barely any chips to reraise with you arent getting odds to call this.

[RolledUpJs 0]

I wish I was a little bit tallerI wish I was a ballerI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

I wish I had a girl and if I did I would call her.I'm surprised it took this long.

[HoosierAlum 0]

To the OP:I recommend folding the nuts. Oh wait, you already do......