brvheart 1,752 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 It's not illegal. Wonderful! I'm going to call my bank tomorrow and tell them the good news. PokerStars here I come! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Wonderful! I'm going to call my bank tomorrow and tell them the good news. PokerStars here I come! There is nothing about the current system that seems sketchy to me. When it's time to cut you a check, they simply start a shell corporation with an innocuous name as if they are billing you for a life sized lolicon love doll, and bam, 90 to 120 days later, you have a check that may or may not bounce. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Or you could play with Bitcoins. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I would like to point out that while my phrasing of my last post was supposed to be funny, it was in no way an exaggeration. Merge was actually worse than that when I was playing there, and Bovada isn't better by a huge margin. Or you could play with Bitcoins. Any good sized LHE action? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Was gona make a very similar post asking about where everyone is and how things are with FCP. Jez, really miss how this place used to be. Looking at post from 2006-08, what a great place this was. I was so innocent, so naive, just genuinely enjoying poker for what it was...needless I really didn't appreciate or realise how great the poker world was then Suckafish Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Any good sized LHE action? Not sure. They ran at one point. Don't really ever look though. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 sup bae Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 and Bovada isn't better by a huge margin. Saw someone call a massive river over bet with Qc7d on Qh3h3c Th 4s The software and amount of players might not be as good as they once were, but as long as players like that are still putting money online, I'll join in on the fun. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Saw someone call a massive river over bet with Qc7d on Qh3h3c Th 4s The software and amount of players might not be as good as they once were, but as long as players like that are still putting money online, I'll join in on the fun. The LHE action is pretty soft too, all the way up the latter. But there is a solid chance we are getting stung for our roll sooner or later, the action in a live hard room is a million time better than any online game I've ever seen (at stakes way bigger), and even under the best conditions, it's a huge pain in the ass to get them to break you off a check. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The LHE action is pretty soft too, all the way up the latter. But there is a solid chance we are getting stung for our roll sooner or later, the action in a live hard room is a million time better than any online game I've ever seen (at stakes way bigger), and even under the best conditions, it's a huge pain in the ass to get them to break you off a check. I'm not too worried about cashing out as I'm only playing micro stakes NL at the moment. I just really enjoy playing, and I'll play the cheap stakes before I ever consider playing free poker. Plus it gives me something to do when I'm bored in between beat off sessions. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I'm not too worried about cashing out as I'm only playing micro stakes NL at the moment. I just really enjoy playing, and I'll play the cheap stakes before I ever consider playing free poker. Plus it gives me something to do when I'm bored in between beat off sessions. That's the best time to watch porn and really learn something. Your dick is all tired and floppy and you aren't worries about staying hard to finish. It's then that you can study the technique. Learn a move or two in case a real life woman ever falls into your trap. I've learned a lot during the beat to beat intermission. Good luck and may all your beats be monsters. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 That's the best time to watch porn and really learn something. Your dick is all tired and floppy and you aren't worries about staying hard to finish. It's then that you can study the technique. Learn a move or two in case a real life woman ever falls into your trap. I've learned a lot during the beat to beat intermission. Good luck and may all your beats be monsters. I think porn is a lot more useful for girls to see the kind of unintuitive shit that guys like. Most girls enjoy a pretty limited scope of the porn on the market, and porn sex emphasizes things that don't actually feel particularly good and downplays things that don't look particularly good. Those people are performers, some combination of actor and true athlete, and a good chunk of what they do doesn't translate. Most of the value I think comes in normalizing things we like but used to be weird. Without porn, girls would still be weird about BJs and completely bald pubi. Plus, dirty talk. If you are looking to improve your skills as a lover, you are probably gay. And regardless, I think your best option for that is a series of hookers. They are happy to explain things. Also, often times, if you ask a girl what things she enjoys in bed, she will just tell you. Not always, but now and then. Link to post Share on other sites
CorvairShaggy 5 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I'm not too worried about cashing out as I'm only playing micro stakes NL at the moment. I just really enjoy playing, and I'll play the cheap stakes before I ever consider playing free poker. I agree. What little spare time I have these days I play the micro SNG 1 tables. Actually break even/win a little, but the damn sportsbook.... Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Not a Winner. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 porn sex emphasizes things that don't actually feel particularly good and downplays things that don't look particularly good. Like? Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Like? I think the classic examples would be something like 69ing, which is really awful, and leg tightening, where the bottom closes or crosses their legs while the top is inside them, tightening up the grip, which is really great, but not so hot on camera. But it's obviously a lot more than just a list of omitted or included procedures. Just the flow of sex, rate at which positions change, prepping for anal from a monster, simply by spitting on the dick...porn is awesome, but not a particularly realistic representation of sex, and I don't think watching unrealistic videos designed to visually stimulate mostly men would the best way to maximize your skills as a lover. Also, trying to teach yourself to be better at sex is creepy to me, you perverts. Link to post Share on other sites
r23y 2 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I have been playing on Americas Cardroom . I really have been liking it. It is probably one of the better sites I have played since dooms day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 savagely munching box. Link to post Share on other sites
DiamondDixie 12 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Pornhub girl on girl FTW! How did this turn into a porn conversation? Oh yeah poker is a male dominated sport, thus poker forums are male dominated, thus porn... Girls watch it too, they just rarely admit it to anyone. On another note: I might have some Vegas action coming up for sale soon. Working on the details for ladies week but will include a couple of WSOP events and RIO deepstacks. Not sure how much my backer is planning on taking right this minute. I'll post if I have some left if anyone is interested. Yeah, yeah follow up porn admission with shameless WSOP action plug, I know I suck! Here's the link to my spreadsheet but I have to give my backer first choice: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 How did this turn into a porn conversation? Dutch was here. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Dutch was here. Someone else brought up porn, all I did was point out its short comings. The only thing I'm guilty of here is accidentally providing enough insight to keep the conversation going. Everyone was their flaws. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pornhub girl on girl FTW! How did this turn into a porn conversation? Oh yeah poker is a male dominated sport, thus poker forums are male dominated, thus porn... Girls watch it too, they just rarely admit it to anyone. No, they admit to watching it these days, they just don't admit to what they watch. They say "girl on girl" to turn on a (white) male audience, when really it's hard core interracial, which white males are much more uncomfortable with. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 No, they admit to watching it these days, they just don't admit to what they watch. They say "girl on girl" to turn on a (white) male audience, when really it's hard core interracial, which white males are much more uncomfortable with. no that is not correct and please stop saying it. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I just walked into the wrong convo!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I like interracial man on man porn Link to post Share on other sites
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