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I would be interested in hearing some of the nicknames you guys have for hole cards.There are the usuals like....ducks for pocket 2'scrabs for pocket 3'ssailboats for pocket 4'swalking sticks for pocket 7'sfish hooks for pocket j'scowboys for pocket k'shere are a few that my group has for some others...pocket 10's - pocket baked potato (dont ask me why, dont think they even have a clue.)7 2 - pocket catastrophe (my personal fav, since it seems like this hand is constantly turning up as my hole cards!)A 3 - pocket clusterf**kand this last one is just because my friends are sick bastards...88 - pocket dead babies (i personally call them live babies hehe)There are others, but mostly peoples names cuz they've played such crap before and won with it.anyways, i would love to hear some other clever nicks you guys have.

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QQ----siegfried and roy <get it, queens>...LOL
That could be the most moronic, ignorant thing I've heard all day. Congrats on being a douchebag.
Relax buddy, he didn't make it up. The name is well known.But since you liked that one so much, this one will really get your goat -Q3 is a San Fransisco Busboy - A Queen with a Trey
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QQ----siegfried and roy <get it, queens>...LOL
That could be the most moronic, ignorant thing I've heard all day. Congrats on being a douchebag.
Relax buddy, he didn't make it up. The name is well known.But since you liked that one so much, this one will really get your goat -Q3 is a San Fransisco Busboy - A Queen with a Trey
Not really.
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Here are some of the Usuals and a Few Unusuals. in no particular order.AA - AmericA, Pocket Rockets, American Airlines, Double A batteryKK - King KongQQ - Ladies, LesbiansAK - Big slickJJ - Fish Hooks44 - Wu-tang, sailboats69 - Big Lick47 - Dutch47s - Dutch all dressed up47s Losing a pot - Dutch all dressed up and nowhere to go.104 - Good Buddy77 - walking sticks55 - speed limit66 - EVIL66 making trips - Devil66 making quads - 6 devils88 - Doggy Balls99 - No No, 99 Red Balloons72 - yankee doddle72s - yankee doddle dandy72 winning the pot - Sticking a feather in your hat.K10 - To KaraA2 - High LowJK - Jacking OffJA - Jack Ace, Jack Ass

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AA...I call this one "custom couldnt win this hand cuz he sucks so ****ing bad at cards and his momma wouldnt even play this hand cuz she is gettin gangraped in the alley so the **** can pay her rent"how you like those apples....DOUCHEBAG!!!

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Antics such as yours don't really affect (effect?) me. It just proves to me that you're ignorant, immature, and irrational. Go ahead, act like a child, see how far it gets you.

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J4-the shut the hell up and stop making these stupid ass threads before i come give you an abortion
No, J4 is a flat tire.J3 is shut the hell up and stop making these stupid ass threads before i come give you an abortion.Easy mistake.
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69 - Big Lick
I've always heard this one called "dinner for two".
55 - speed limit
Sometimes called "Presto!", from an old in-joke on rec.gambling.poker. You can hear Greg Raymer shout Presto after winning a hand with 55 in the 2004 WSOP.
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