Jump to content

the shimmering wang and the hc queen: college years


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 57
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Wait a second: You mean i have to fucking wait till tommorow?  You suck
Well, I’m standing here, freezing, inside your golden gardenUh got my ladder, leaned up against your wallTonight’s the night we planned to run away togetherCome on dolly mae, there’s no time to stallBut now you’re telling me...I think we better wait till tomorrowHey, yeah, hey(I think we better wait till tomorrow)Girl, what ’chu talkin’ ’bout ? (I think we better wait till tomorrow)Yeah, yeah, yeahGot to make sure it’s right, so until tomorrow, goodnight.Oh, what a drag.Oh, dolly mae, how can you hang me up this way ? Oh, on the phone you said you wanted to run off with me todayNow I’m standing here like some turned down serenading foolHearing strange words stutter from the mixed mind of youAnd you keep tellin’ me that ah...I think we better wait till tomorrowWhat are you talkin’ ’bout ? (I think we better wait till tomorrow)No, can’t wait that long(I think we better wait till tomorrow)Oh, noGot to make sure it’s right, until tomorrow, goodnight, oh.Let’s see if I can talk to this girl a little bit here...Ow ! dolly mae, girl, you must be insaneSo unsure of yourself leaning from your unsure window paneDo I see a silhouette of somebody pointing something from a tree ? Click bang, what a hang, your daddy just shot poor meAnd I hear you say, as I fade away...We don’t have to wait till tomorrowHey !We don’t have to wait till tomorrowWhat you say ? (we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)It must have been right, so forever, goodnight, listen at ’cha.(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Ah ! do I have to wait ? don’t have to wait(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)It’s a drag on my part(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow) don’t have to wait, uh, hmm ! ah, no !(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Don’t have to wait, don’t have to wait, yeah !(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Don’t have to wait, don’t have to wait(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Oh, ohI won’t be around tomorrow, yeah !(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Don’t have to wait(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Goodbye, bye bye !(we don’t have to wait till tomorrow)Oh, what a mix upOh, you gotta be crazy, hey, ow!Don’t have to wait till tomorrow.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Update: I hope I don't get your hopes up, but I MIGHT be able to track down an old video of be black-out drunk, wrestling a polar-bear sized housemate.Neither of us remember doing it, and when we saw the tape, our myriad bruises and the hole it the wall was quickly explained. If I find the link, I'll post it along with "The College Years" story. Then kill myself.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Update: I hope I don't get your hopes up, but I MIGHT be able to track down an old video of be black-out drunk, wrestling a polar-bear sized housemate.Neither of us remember doing it, and when we saw the tape, our myriad bruises and the hole it the wall was quickly explained.  If I find the link, I'll post it along with "The College Years" story.  Then kill myself.
AHAHAHAHA....NICE!!
Link to post
Share on other sites
Update: I hope I don't get your hopes up, but I MIGHT be able to track down an old video of be black-out drunk, wrestling a polar-bear sized housemate.Neither of us remember doing it, and when we saw the tape, our myriad bruises and the hole it the wall was quickly explained.  If I find the link, I'll post it along with "The College Years" story.  Then kill myself.
I don't know what's better. The possibility of seeing this video... Or the fact that I have a very similar one.
Link to post
Share on other sites

I still want unlimited access to a Shimmering Wang blog.

Link to post
Share on other sites

he just posted this in the music thread

I am filled with an unhealthy amount of rageahol after getting my wallet lifted at the casino last night, finding out my windshield wipers wouldn't work in the pouring rain, and sleeping alone and cold in a McDonald's parking lot until 6AM.So I'm listening to  Rage Against the MachineAt the Drive In- Relationship Commandand a random Punk mix that includes the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, the Nixons, and some other more hardcore punk bands that I randomly found on the streetI'm going to go workout while listening to Rollins Band, finally get some sleep after a long day dealing with worthless bureaucrazies, unhelpful casino officials, and what I'm certain was a sub-human police officer.Wang
Link to post
Share on other sites
Bump:  Wang is online and needs to do what he promised.
Wang is busy dealing with officers of the law. I've been up for 36 hours, I'm 800 dollars poorer, and I'm consumed by a rage so pure and white, that any good humor I try to convey will come out like it was passed through a filter of the German Cultural Conciousness.On one hand, when I get a chance to nap and eat, I'll probably get to tell the story of how the Worst Day of My Life.On the other hand, that's not gonna be until tomorrow at the earliest.If y'all don't like it, give me your full name and address, and I'll come to your house and burn it down.Wang
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...