evesixer 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 One of my favorite quotes comes from one of the best-quoted movie of all time. TONS of one-liners..."It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you been cheated!"FULL METAL JACKET Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Drexl Spivey: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?True Romance. Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 read my sig Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fu.ck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Bunny: I'll su.ck your co.ck for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous. The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me. Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you? Tony Montana: The world, Chico, and everything in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that? Lance: What? Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. [kneels] Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time, we had a hail bomb. And for five hours, I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, smells like... victory. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Benny Blanco: Hey, my name is Benny Blanco from the Bronx. Carlito: You know me? Benny Blanco: Yeah, I know you, you're Carlito Brigante motherfu.cker to the max, that's who you are! Carlito: Well, I don't know you. So, I don't owe you, Saso does. My place now, new rules. Everybody pays, okay? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 "It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything." Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 "You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before." - Woody Allen Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Ty Webb - "I don't keep score, Judge."Judge Smales- "Then how do you measure yourself against other golfers?"Ty Webb- "By height." Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Time to be bad guys" - Jayne - Serenity Link to post Share on other sites
THE_ANDYAA 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I love some of the quotes out of Boogie Nights, because Mark Wahlberg's delivery in that movie was so good.Dirk Diggler as Brock Landers: "Lie still you bitch or I'll punch you in the goddamn face!"Also, when they're in the record studio: "We are guaranteed to get a record contract, our stuff is that good"From House of 1000 Corpses: "It's best you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.""Boy, I'd bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told you you could see hell" Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 "I was cured all right." -A Clockwork Orange"That's my family, Kay. It's not me. " -The Godfather"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -Dr. Strangelove Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 "Death by teacup" - Chronicles of Riddick Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Riffs leader: You Warriors are good. Real good.Swan: The best. Link to post Share on other sites
WasaMaNG 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 You can be my wingman anytime Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I could fill this thread with quotes from Kevin Smith movies, but I'll just use a few from ClerksDante: "I'm not even supposed to be here today"Dante: "Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot... HEY YOU, get back here!"Randel: "hermaphroditic porn... checks with dicks that put mine to shame" Link to post Share on other sites
evesixer 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 "They always f*ck you at the drive-thru" Leathal Weapon 2 Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Riffs leader: You Warriors are good. Real good.Swan: The best.Warriors! Come out to play-ayyyyyyyy! Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Benny Blanco: Hey, my name is Benny Blanco from the Bronx. Carlito: You know me? Benny Blanco: Yeah, I know you, you're Carlito Brigante motherfu.cker to the max, that's who you are! Carlito: Well, I don't know you. So, I don't owe you, Saso does. My place now, new rules. Everybody pays, okay?ohh, i forgot about that movie. thats a great movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Lloyd "When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. "Harry"that's a special feeling."_____________________________________Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me! Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 This... is my BOOMSTICK!!!!Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun.Maybe, just maybe my boys can hold them. Yeah... maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 my favorite isMax Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.Max Fischer: Oh, are they? Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 my favorite isMax Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.Max Fischer: Oh, are they? Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion.One of my favorite bad puns. Link to post Share on other sites
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