SLEEPYCHIEF 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Heads up I trap the guy for all his chips, when I hold the nut flush and he is drawing dead. This happened on the turn, the river brought the K of spades making me the ROYAL, just to rub it in! Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I once won a tournament just because my penis was bigger than the other guys. That's a good way to win a tournament. Link to post Share on other sites
Crack User 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I once won a tournament just because my penis was bigger than the other guys. That's a good way to win a tournament.that must have taken place in san fransicoZIIIINGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Once I was heads up with a guy at the casino. He held a 15-1 chip leadIn the split second when every spectator blinked, I took off my shoe (I installed lead in the heal the night before) and threw it at his head.First shot knocked him out cold.I then blinded his cold, limp stack of chips off for the next 12 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
DaBruins 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 i was playing heads up against some random dude after about 1200 people had been eliminated. He held a 1234093:1 chip lead on me and offered an even 50/50 chop. I accepted. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Once I was heads up with a guy at the casino. He held a 15-1 chip leadIn the split second when every spectator blinked, I took off my shoe (I installed lead in the heal the night before) and threw it at his head.First shot knocked him out cold.I then blinded his cold, limp stack of chips off for the next 12 minutes.You win. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Once I was heads up with a guy at the casino. He held a 15-1 chip leadIn the split second when every spectator blinked, I took off my shoe (I installed lead in the heal the night before) and threw it at his head.First shot knocked him out cold.I then blinded his cold, limp stack of chips off for the next 12 minutes.So that was you? If I ever see you again decapitate you and burn you to a pole until I get hungry. Link to post Share on other sites
_Great_Dane_ 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I once won a tournament just because my penis was bigger than the other guys. That's a good way to win a tournament.that must have taken place in san fransicoEither that or in Munchkinland near the land of Oz. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Once I was heads up with a 20:1 chip disadvantage. first hand I doubled up with AK vs 66, second hand I had A9 and went all in, he called with 88 and it held up, he won the tournament, it must have been sweet for him..... Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Once I was heads up with a 20:1 chip disadvantage. first hand I doubled up with AK vs 66, second hand I had A9 and went all in, he called with 88 and it held up, he won the tournament, it must have been sweet for him.....Nice... Link to post Share on other sites
Jdr999 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I once won a tournament just because my penis was bigger than the other guys. That's a good way to win a tournament.No soggy biscuit to chose the winner? Link to post Share on other sites
Smiddywap 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A couple weeks ago I was playing a $5 MTT on Party. Started with around 800 people, by the time we got down to heads up both of us were pretty tired of poker. He offered to chop but I said no.I went to the airport and flew to his home city of Topeka. It took a while, but I was able to track him down with the help of the townsfolk. I went to his house and rang the doorbell. When he opened the door I went into a sick breakdance. Back flips, handstands, the whole deal. I got up, pointed my finger at his face and said "you got served." He mucked.I got my grand from Party and bought some bling for me and my crew. Link to post Share on other sites
Nashtyone 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A couple weeks ago I was playing a $5 MTT on Party. Started with around 800 people, by the time we got down to heads up both of us were pretty tired of poker. He offered to chop but I said no.I went to the airport and flew to his home city of Topeka. It took a while, but I was able to track him down with the help of the townsfolk. I went to his house and rang the doorbell. When he opened the door I went into a sick breakdance. Back flips, handstands, the whole deal. I got up, pointed my finger at his face and said "you got served." He mucked.I got my grand from Party and bought some bling for me and my crew.talk about determination Link to post Share on other sites
Scotty2Hotty 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Are you Antonio Esfandiari? A couple weeks ago I was playing a $5 MTT on Party. Started with around 800 people, by the time we got down to heads up both of us were pretty tired of poker. He offered to chop but I said no.I went to the airport and flew to his home city of Topeka. It took a while, but I was able to track him down with the help of the townsfolk. I went to his house and rang the doorbell. When he opened the door I went into a sick breakdance. Back flips, handstands, the whole deal. I got up, pointed my finger at his face and said "you got served." He mucked.I got my grand from Party and bought some bling for me and my crew. Link to post Share on other sites
rookie2619 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A couple weeks ago I was playing a $5 MTT on Party. Started with around 800 people, by the time we got down to heads up both of us were pretty tired of poker. He offered to chop but I said no.I went to the airport and flew to his home city of Topeka. It took a while, but I was able to track him down with the help of the townsfolk. I went to his house and rang the doorbell. When he opened the door I went into a sick breakdance. Back flips, handstands, the whole deal. I got up, pointed my finger at his face and said "you got served." He mucked.I got my grand from Party and bought some bling for me and my crew.v nice... Link to post Share on other sites
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