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#222561 InternetExplorer

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 06:01 AM

the new mum album is great. it's pretty gay/weird but I like it.
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 06:02 AM

View PostEssay21, on 03 September 2013 - 08:20 AM, said:

my favorite comedy shows ever. Half hour comedies.

Where's the South Park? If I watch it when it airs, it can still make me laugh so hard I can't breathe.

View PostCha! Cha!, on 03 September 2013 - 08:44 AM, said:


Somebody post another number and let's do a taco eating contest.

We're talking 'bout actual tacos, right?
Yes, real tacos. Rilly ril, as I watched a short lady pat out fresh tortillas at the counter.



View PostiClint, on 03 September 2013 - 01:39 PM, said:

Just got to the new hotel. No fitness center. Might just go pay the $10 daily fee at the Y but that seems excessive when my gym membership is $40/month.
Your logic is flawed here. You're not paying $10 for a gym, you're paying $10 to keep a healthy habit. Totally worth it.

View Posthank213, on 03 September 2013 - 02:37 PM, said:

i've eaten as many as 35 tacos in one sitting. my favorit taco joint used to do 39 cent tacos on tuesdays and i'd try and put them out of business.
unpacking sucks a bag of dicks.

See, I can't eat a lot of fast food. From McDonald's, I probably get the double cheeseburger, small fries, and a Sprite. At In N Out, the single, animal style. On the internet, that's eating light, but when you consider the amount of saturated fat which is involved you lose your train of thought. For the record, I felt great after my seven tacos and cupcake.

Good luck unpacking, are you and your wife able to take time off work? It's impossible to do when you're working.
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM

Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 06:52 AM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 04 September 2013 - 06:02 AM, said:

Where's the South Park? If I watch it when it airs, it can still make me laugh so hard I can't breathe.


Yes, real tacos. Rilly ril, as I watched a short lady pat out fresh tortillas at the counter.




Your logic is flawed here. You're not paying $10 for a gym, you're paying $10 to keep a healthy habit. Totally worth it.



See, I can't eat a lot of fast food. From McDonald's, I probably get the double cheeseburger, small fries, and a Sprite. At In N Out, the single, animal style. On the internet, that's eating light, but when you consider the amount of saturated fat which is involved you lose your train of thought. For the record, I felt great after my seven tacos and cupcake.

Good luck unpacking, are you and your wife able to take time off work? It's impossible to do when you're working.

i took thurs & friday off to finish packing and move. got quite a bit done over the long weekend and took yesterday off to go buy shit and do some maintenance that needed done. it's down to stuff like books and some of the odds n ends. i'm in marathon phase now.

View PostEssay21, on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM, said:

Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?

i would tend to believe this would fall toward the "kinky" end of the spectrum so probably 500+. But at least it would probably be done in the nude.
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 06:56 AM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 04 September 2013 - 06:02 AM, said:

See, I can't eat a lot of fast food. From McDonald's, I probably get the double cheeseburger, small fries, and a Sprite. At In N Out, the single, animal style. On the internet, that's eating light, but when you consider the amount of saturated fat which is involved you lose your train of thought.
I lost my train of thought long before you started talking about saturated fat.


Mmmmmmm, saturated fat.

View PostEssay21, on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM, said:

Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?
An hour, ha! She only unpacks until Hank is done unpacking anyways; nevermind the time showers take.
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 07:45 AM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 04 September 2013 - 06:02 AM, said:

See, I can't eat a lot of fast food...From McDonald's...

Me neither!


View PostEssay21, on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM, said:

Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?

I laughed out loud at an inopportune time because of this post.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 07:46 AM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 04 September 2013 - 06:01 AM, said:

the new mum album is great. it's pretty gay/weird but I like it.

Why do you always speak in code? Who is mum? Mumford and Sons? Or is there a group called mum? I'm assuming you don't like a mainstream group like Mumford. What's the name of the album? Why do you like it? What's the genre? I need the Ron Mexico deets, man.

What are your favorite songs on the chvrches album? Mum[ford] album?

deets.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 07:57 AM

View PostEssay21, on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM, said:

Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?

I nearly spit coke zero out of my nose. This is like a Godfather III post for you. Everytime i think I'm out, you puuuullllll me back in

Fantastic, truly
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:07 AM

All the credit to Frau on that one. She put the ball on the tee.

I switched deodorant/body spray from the always cool axe to the classic old spice because of a sale. I now use old spice Fiji and i won't ever be going back. I smell great and people have noticed.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:22 AM

I don't like how I can't see if anyone else liked a post on the mobile site. I can only see if I liked it. That's stupid.

I guess what I'm trying to say is; the new features on this upgraded board are seemingly endless.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:36 AM

Isnt the way its always been? I cant see who liked what poat from my phone, just my ipad. Unless I go to my notifications

When you get all the likes i do, you tend to shrug it off. I can understand why you need to know brvy
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:37 AM

Axe products? Heh. Not a surprise
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:47 AM

Are there any mobile sites that have all of the features of the regular site?

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:56 AM

I had an interview this morning. Finally I can add to the miniscule amount of job related chat around here...




Although mine wasnt for a "position" so to speak. The gooberment is taking bids for a military base project in the middle of nevada. Part of the process after turning in the paperwork is a meeting with the potential contractor to discuss qualifications needed for the project




Ive been through this many times with cities, states, and large corporations but never with the feds. Walked in the office this morning with a portfolio containing a list and pics of equipment, related completed projects info, copies of licenses and insurance, list of company assets, etc. Also included was a week long unshaven face, collared shirt, and camo shorts. Hey, its worked well in the past...




So for about thirty minutes the guy scanned the papers and asked questions. Nothing out of the ordinary stuff. All my answers seemed to satisfy the chap so the subject changed to cars when he commented about the safety glasses I forgot was on top of my head




"I see you use proper safety equipment"




(points to yellow tinted glasses)




(Beans reaches up and discovers them)




"Yeah.... I was grinding a jeep frame earlier this morning.... left in a hurry I guess"




"Whatsha doin to it?"




"Ah.... I was just giving it a simple paint job...turned into a full blown restoration"




"That a hobby or do you guys have an auto shop as well?"




"Hobby.... or obsession as the wife calls it"




(thirty minutes of car stuff)




"So the silencer is quiet but if the bullet is faster than eleven hundred feet per second you hear a sonic boom like when a plane goes supersonic?"



(thirty minutes of gun talk)




"Come on out to the car and Ill get you a few.... my favorite is coke and diet coke since they are recognized immediately as sodas"




(stories about other inventions and random incidents Ive covered here)




"Well, Beans.... its been fun but I have to catch a flight to phoenix and I have to get my stuff gathered up.... I have to get my assessment in by the end of the month so look for an answer right after the first"




"Sounds good.... whats my shot with this if ya dont mind me askin?"




"I have a feeling youre gonna be spending more time in the desert this fall.... better get those cars finished"




"Good deal.... its been a pleasure meeting ya"




"You too"




(Beans walks toward door)




"Hey.... how far can you see again?"




"I ken see tha dam moon...how fer way is that?"




(door closes to laughter)





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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:15 AM

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:17 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 04 September 2013 - 08:36 AM, said:

Isnt the way its always been? I cant see who liked what poat from my phone, just my ipad. Unless I go to my notifications

When you get all the likes i do, you tend to shrug it off. I can understand why you need to know brvy

I was actually wondering how many likes Suited's post had. I don't care about likes I receive as a general rule.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:22 AM

It has eight likes. One more and he's tied for the record!

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:26 AM

Theraflu has two of the top five most liked posts on the entire forum.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:31 AM

Sounds like the Like system is broken somehow.
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:31 AM

The Machine needs to be your next acct name


And so we can write "FCK THE MACHINE"
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