NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Breathalyser laptops...Picture the scene:Little Johnny has been out to his favourite bar for a couple of drinks with his friends, he has a lovely evenning and comes home with a portion of chips and a buzz.He sits down on the sofa and grabs his laptop, he logs onto his favourite poker forum, reads a few posts and gets into the mood to play a little poker.He opens pokerstars ad the laptop beeps at him, he has to blow into a USB breathalyser to play for real money.Long story short, Little Johnny wakes up with all his money.Discuss Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 DUMB IDEA! Link to post Share on other sites
GoCryWolfe 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 DUMB IDEA!O RLY? It would cut down the number of stupid posts (i.e. Complaining about losing all their bankroll on Party Blackjack, moving up in limits, and what not) on this forum. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 brilliant idea.....I love it. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i see you've been rreading wintermutes blog Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 i see you've been rreading wintermutes blogactually, i havn't,it just came up in table chat, talking about PT stats and how u should have a different DB for when ur pissed! Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Sorry bro, it's been done.Look at some of it's amazing features:WHAT THE MODEM BREATH-LOCK 2001® CAN DO FOR YOU • Full protection from mailing whilst mashed!• Nip drunken flame wars in the bud!• Keep your secrets secret and your e-relationships unconsummated!• No more shameful spelling mistakes!• Cyber only with non-ugly people of your preferred gender - guaranteed!• 30 Day Money Back Guarantee!I know! I couldn't believe it either! Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Sorry bro, it's been done.Look at some of it's amazing features:WHAT THE MODEM BREATH-LOCK 2001® CAN DO FOR YOU • Full protection from mailing whilst mashed!• Nip drunken flame wars in the bud!• Keep your secrets secret and your e-relationships unconsummated!• No more shameful spelling mistakes!• Cyber only with non-ugly people of your preferred gender - guaranteed!• 30 Day Money Back Guarantee!I know! I couldn't believe it either!Wait, you mean this idea isn't original, and hasn't been played out in some form or another on sitcoms for years? Holy shit. Link to post Share on other sites
usernametaken 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 oh wait, you mean some dumb drunk whos jonsing to play some poker wont talk someone who happens to be sober into blowing into the breathelyser for him. then boom hes on site and playing. long story short, little johnny loses all his money anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Wait, you mean this idea isn't original, and hasn't been played out in some form or another on sitcoms for years? Holy shit.Having a bad day or what?My post was for the OP son! Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I want to play against drunk people. They make bad decisions.Oddly, I play a lot tighter when I get drunk. I start to make Hellmuthian laydowns with every big hand I get. Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 oh wait, you mean some dumb drunk whos jonsing to play some poker wont talk someone who happens to be sober into blowing into the breathelyser for him. then boom hes on site and playing. long story short, little johnny loses all his money anyways.Strangely enough, I'm ok with this... Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I want to play against drunk people. They make bad decisions.Oddly, I play a lot tighter when I get drunk. I start to make Hellmuthian laydowns with every big hand I get.Helmuthian poker is the nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 oh wait, you mean some dumb drunk whos jonsing to play some poker wont talk someone who happens to be sober into blowing into the breathelyser for him. then boom hes on site and playing. long story short, little johnny loses all his money anyways.That will get flagged once the eyeball scanner pops out and you must do both simultaneously! Link to post Share on other sites
OrzyVibe 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 The only way it will REALLY work....I mean the kind of learned behavior that sticks with a guy...is if when he blows into the breathalyzer and is legally drunk, a large, smelly man with a massive hoondog runs out of the closet and anally rapes that person for 37 minutes. I could see drunk poker play taking a sharp decline. Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Sorry bro, it's been done.Look at some of it's amazing features:WHAT THE MODEM BREATH-LOCK 2001® CAN DO FOR YOU • Full protection from mailing whilst mashed!• Nip drunken flame wars in the bud!• Keep your secrets secret and your e-relationships unconsummated!• No more shameful spelling mistakes!• Cyber only with non-ugly people of your preferred gender - guaranteed!• 30 Day Money Back Guarantee!I know! I couldn't believe it either!SIGN ME UP FOR ONE OF THESE! Where do I send the PayPal too? Seems like a great investment though... Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 SIGN ME UP FOR ONE OF THESE! Where do I send the PayPal too? Seems like a great investment though...I thought it was "cute". Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 i like this idea..the last month turnd around for me in poker where i started grinding out a small profit again, then id donk off that profit coming home after drinking a quart of rum....weeeee Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I'm all-in. Link to post Share on other sites
Teavis 0 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 i see you've been rreading wintermutes blogI have! As much as I want to hate the guy I can't. And I don't know why. Link to post Share on other sites
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