SweetDee 0 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 was just that. Actually, that's not true. I had fallen sleep watching "The Voice" off of my DVR and in my dream for some reason that girl Mya from the Lady Marmalade song was one one of the contestants, and in my head Carson Daly was announcing "International star Mya"... and I woke up to my alarm, news pops on my T.V. immediately, 200 plus dead in the South from Tornadoes. Then, my first thought was that God was/is pissed off.Really, if the same can be wondered about for the the earthquake and subsequent tsunami in Japan, it bears wondering about in this example as well. Is God pissed off? I don't know, I can't say. I am not God. Now, one question I can answer is this: Is God pissed off at me? I suspect yes. What am I going to do about it? I don't know. Maybe something. Maybe nothing. Then I ask myself, how many out there are like me? In between, non-committal? Looking at the current religious landscape as it were I would venture that most are exactly like me and that's not good. Or, it could just be that warm moist air from lower levels moves up to meet cool dry air, however, that was not my first thought. My second thought? It's all that guy from works fault. He was tired and skipped Easter service. Nice going, Kyle. This shit is on you. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 In 1054, Chinese and Arab astronomers simultaneously observed a great and sustained burst of light in the sky. They of course didn't know what it was, but records show that it was visible for about two years after its initial observation. Astronomers now know that this light was caused by a great supernova, the same supernova that caused the Crab Nebula. A star collapsed under its own gravitational weight, releasing more energy into space than the world has ever known.God must have been really angry at the Crab Nebula that day. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 In 1054, Chinese and Arab astronomers simultaneously observed a great and sustained burst of light in the sky. They of course didn't know what it was, but records show that it was visible for about two years after its initial observation. Astronomers now know that this light was caused by a great supernova, the same supernova that caused the Crab Nebula. A star collapsed under its own gravitational weight, releasing more energy into space than the world has ever known.God must have been really angry at the Crab Nebula that day.Is that in the New Testament? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Mother Nature is the one pissed off right now. She is being quite a little bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I woke up to he news of the tornado and how bad the damage was, and then they said it was the worst recorded day since 1940 and I thought, I wonder how bad that day was.Pretty sure a democrat was in office during that tornado spree also. Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I woke up to he news of the tornado and how bad the damage was, and then they said it was the worst recorded day since 1940 and I thought, I wonder how bad that day was.Pretty sure a democrat was in office during that tornado spree also.Global warming. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDee 0 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Dropped 500 in a game last night. God is definitely mad at me. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Dropped 500 in a game last night. God is definitely mad at me.Last week I rolled two dice and the sum of the faces added up to 8. God must really be angry. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Last week I rolled two dice and the sum of the faces added up to 8. God must really be angry.Have no fear, God loves you. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Have no fear, God loves you.He damn well better: Last month I said to myself that I hoped good things would happen to good people. After that, I didn't eat certain types of animals. I'm practically a saint. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 He damn well better: Last month I said to myself that I hoped good things would happen to good people. After that, I didn't eat certain types of animals. I'm practically a saint.You really need a robe.Preferably a course fabric one.Don't think you can sneak in with some terry cloth, that won't fly. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 He damn well better: Last month I said to myself that I hoped good things would happen to good people. After that, I didn't eat certain types of animals. I'm practically a saint.Long Live LongLiveYorke is going to be a very awkward chant. We may need a good melody. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 You really need a robe.Preferably a course fabric one.Don't think you can sneak in with some terry cloth, that won't fly.Hemp? Link to post Share on other sites
ezelisko 0 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Pretty sure a democrat was in office during that tornado spree also.Couldn't resist, huh? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Hemp?Only with the proper doctor's prescription in California.Couldn't resist, huh?I never miss an opportunity to show how democrats are Very Mean Men and going to leave this country Zapped because they are at their roots communist.Nor do I ever pass up a reference to any movie starring Scott Baio if I can. Link to post Share on other sites
ezelisko 0 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 If you wouldn't have taken that shot, I guess I would have been suspicious of who you really were. Link to post Share on other sites
ezelisko 0 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 If you wouldn't have taken that shot, I guess I would have been suspicious of who you really were. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 "They will know you by your fruits" Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 "They will know you by your fruits" Link to post Share on other sites
jmkiser 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Thor was pissed off that the Christians kept choosing the wrong god and decided to do something about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Thor was pissed off that the Christians kept choosing the wrong god and decided to do something about it.So he starred in a shitty movie? Link to post Share on other sites
jmkiser 0 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 So he starred in a shitty movie?It's shitty? Awwwwwwwwww, people keep telling me it's awesome. Does anyone else think it's shitty? I try to reserve going to the movie theaters for only awesome movies and everyone keeps telling me it's awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 i wouldnt take mercury's word for what mercury had for breakfast. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 One of suited's best posts in a long time. Link to post Share on other sites
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