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So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes so we decided on 2-5 NL ...Listen to this hand....So I had my rainbow mirror tinted motocross style oakleys on and I was ready to do some hardcore bluffing....I had 5-8 as my hand, you know, the perfect bluffing hand, cuz it sucks and when you show it to people they get really pissed. well someone upfront raised to 15, I know it seems like alot, but just remember this is high stakes and I am used to it....so 4 people call and I am all the way around the table, so I decide...IT's ON!!! I am going to show them the bluff of there life...but I gotta wait till the flop.so the flop comes K 4 J....2 spades....one person bets, another person raises so I just gotta tell them what's up right now! I go all in....both of the idiots call me...they don't know what's about to hit them...one turns over KK and another turns over JJ....but I know my 6-7 is coming...I can feel it....sure enough, those too little bad boys show there faces....and I take down probably one of the biggest pots you have ever seen....that's how you do it kids!! They were so pissed that I out playd them so hard that I took all there money for the rest of the night!!!! BAM!

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So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes so we decided on 2-5 NL ...Listen to this hand....So I had my rainbow mirror tinted motocross style oakleys on and I was ready to do some hardcore bluffing....I had 5-8 as my hand, you know, the perfect bluffing hand, cuz it sucks and when you show it to people they get really censored. well someone upfront raised to 15, I know it seems like alot, but just remember this is high stakes and I am used to it....so 4 people call and I am all the way around the table, so I decide...IT's ON!!! I am going to show them the bluff of there life...but I gotta wait till the flop.so the flop comes K 4 J....2 spades....one person bets, another person raises so I just gotta tell them what's up right now! I go all in....both of the idiots call me...they don't know what's about to hit them...one turns over KK and another turns over JJ....but I know my 6-7 is coming...I can feel it....sure enough, those too little bad boys show there faces....and I take down probably one of the biggest pots you have ever seen....that's how you do it kids!! They were so censored that I out playd them so hard that I took all there money for the rest of the night!!!! BAM!
Well played :roll:
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Go ahead and lead out with your set on this flop, people tend to slowplay too much. It is very likely that one of the other three got a decent piece of the flop, so you should be able to take a nice pot down if your set holds up, and then, after you win... :dance:

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The real question here is when can we play together?The next question:Where are the hookers at?Nice outdraw, btw.Once I played a hand to outdraw two guys in a tourney 7c/8c, held up perfectly when the flop came JJ8 6 J, the short stack had A/J and the big dog I took out had A/K.I love you.

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Go ahead and lead out with your set on this flop, people tend to slowplay too much. It is very likely that one of the other three got a decent piece of the flop, so you should be able to take a nice pot down if your set holds up, and then, after you win... :dance:
What have this guy and the OP got in common? They are both dickheads. Although at least the OP was mildly, very mildly, amusing.Kowboy serves no purpose.
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So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes...so we decided on 2-5 NL
:club: BAAAAHAHAHA oh, my stomach hurts.sorry, maybe 2-5NL is high stakes to you and you probably did take down a gigantic pot, but how dare you get my hopes up and shatter them with a fish suckout story... excuse me while I puke :oops:
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Go ahead and lead out with your set on this flop, people tend to slowplay too much. It is very likely that one of the other three got a decent piece of the flop, so you should be able to take a nice pot down if your set holds up, and then, after you win... :dance:
What have this guy and the OP got in common? They are both censored. Although at least the OP was mildly, very mildly, amusing.Kowboy serves no purpose.
You want a piece of me, you wanker!!! Come find me at the Pokerstars Stud Hi/Lo [/size]Play Money Tables, I will own your soul there
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