IluvMMaker 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes so we decided on 2-5 NL ...Listen to this hand....So I had my rainbow mirror tinted motocross style oakleys on and I was ready to do some hardcore bluffing....I had 5-8 as my hand, you know, the perfect bluffing hand, cuz it sucks and when you show it to people they get really pissed. well someone upfront raised to 15, I know it seems like alot, but just remember this is high stakes and I am used to it....so 4 people call and I am all the way around the table, so I decide...IT's ON!!! I am going to show them the bluff of there life...but I gotta wait till the flop.so the flop comes K 4 J....2 spades....one person bets, another person raises so I just gotta tell them what's up right now! I go all in....both of the idiots call me...they don't know what's about to hit them...one turns over KK and another turns over JJ....but I know my 6-7 is coming...I can feel it....sure enough, those too little bad boys show there faces....and I take down probably one of the biggest pots you have ever seen....that's how you do it kids!! They were so pissed that I out playd them so hard that I took all there money for the rest of the night!!!! BAM! Link to post Share on other sites
93transam 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 now you can leave forever. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 PokerstarBen had much better stories. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 It's impossible not to like you. I've really tried. Link to post Share on other sites
Bijjy 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 go kill yourself Link to post Share on other sites
Ball_Sack 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Outstanding work!!!!Your poker skills are second to none.Truly amazing!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
LaydownKing 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 This is pretty trite, you get a D. Link to post Share on other sites
IluvMMaker 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Outstanding work!!!!Your poker skills are second to none.Truly amazing!!!!Thanks man...I really do appreciate that, I work as hard as I can...but that bluff was great huh? BAM! Just like that I showed them...they flipped there shit Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes so we decided on 2-5 NL ...Listen to this hand....So I had my rainbow mirror tinted motocross style oakleys on and I was ready to do some hardcore bluffing....I had 5-8 as my hand, you know, the perfect bluffing hand, cuz it sucks and when you show it to people they get really censored. well someone upfront raised to 15, I know it seems like alot, but just remember this is high stakes and I am used to it....so 4 people call and I am all the way around the table, so I decide...IT's ON!!! I am going to show them the bluff of there life...but I gotta wait till the flop.so the flop comes K 4 J....2 spades....one person bets, another person raises so I just gotta tell them what's up right now! I go all in....both of the idiots call me...they don't know what's about to hit them...one turns over KK and another turns over JJ....but I know my 6-7 is coming...I can feel it....sure enough, those too little bad boys show there faces....and I take down probably one of the biggest pots you have ever seen....that's how you do it kids!! They were so censored that I out playd them so hard that I took all there money for the rest of the night!!!! BAM!Well played :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 :shock: they shoulda known that's how you ALWAYS play your LUCKY hand Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 you have failed miserably at entertaining me....you must die now...thanks, dont come again :evil: Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Go ahead and lead out with your set on this flop, people tend to slowplay too much. It is very likely that one of the other three got a decent piece of the flop, so you should be able to take a nice pot down if your set holds up, and then, after you win... :dance: Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Next story needs some creativity. The last few are just variations of each other.Maybe add some hookers or something. Link to post Share on other sites
SinPies 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Next story needs some creativity. The last few are just variations of each other.Maybe add some hookers or something.I agree. And take out the poker stuff, it's just noise. Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I hope you took your friends to Macdonalds so you could play in the little plastic ball pit after that huge win........sw Link to post Share on other sites
ahrustad 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Z- Link to post Share on other sites
skits2 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 So just for the records sake, how trashed were you when you were playing? Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 The real question here is when can we play together?The next question:Where are the hookers at?Nice outdraw, btw.Once I played a hand to outdraw two guys in a tourney 7c/8c, held up perfectly when the flop came JJ8 6 J, the short stack had A/J and the big dog I took out had A/K.I love you. Link to post Share on other sites
PimpRock 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Go ahead and lead out with your set on this flop, people tend to slowplay too much. It is very likely that one of the other three got a decent piece of the flop, so you should be able to take a nice pot down if your set holds up, and then, after you win... :dance:What have this guy and the OP got in common? They are both dickheads. Although at least the OP was mildly, very mildly, amusing.Kowboy serves no purpose. Link to post Share on other sites
Wonderfrog12 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Damn . . . I think got sucked in by title and managed to finish his story . . . that's too bad Link to post Share on other sites
STYLINHAWYN 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes...so we decided on 2-5 NL BAAAAHAHAHA oh, my stomach hurts.sorry, maybe 2-5NL is high stakes to you and you probably did take down a gigantic pot, but how dare you get my hopes up and shatter them with a fish suckout story... excuse me while I puke :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 No way guys, don't you miss beanz-and-icewater?! Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 It's impossible not to like you. Â I've really tried. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Go ahead and lead out with your set on this flop, people tend to slowplay too much. It is very likely that one of the other three got a decent piece of the flop, so you should be able to take a nice pot down if your set holds up, and then, after you win... :dance:What have this guy and the OP got in common? They are both censored. Although at least the OP was mildly, very mildly, amusing.Kowboy serves no purpose.You want a piece of me, you wanker!!! Come find me at the Pokerstars Stud Hi/Lo [/size]Play Money Tables, I will own your soul there Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan_Sanders 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I don't bealive this story at all, you probably made it up so you had something post on here. Link to post Share on other sites
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