WildMeridians 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. Why did you fold that QJ? (UTG)2. Why did you fold that A6? (from LP against a raise and a reraise). You were suited!3. You got nothing, why are you going all-in? (OESFD from late, against a min bet on the flop from BB)4. Why are you raising so much? Don't you want them to call you? (AA from BB with 5 limpers)5 ... fill in the blank Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My problem is that my girlfriend knows how to play, and if she ever sees me play, I'm usually doing everything I taught her not to do, lol.Folds to me in the cutoff with J9... Raise it up.Then I'm watching her, and she loves her some 56s and 89s, and i'm like... you better fold that trash, lol. :)Do as I say, not as I do. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 she cant see the screen with her head in my lap Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 (in omaha)her: youve got a 7 high flush, raise!!! (with a pair on the board and no high hearts)me: (with 4 callers ahead) not hanks ill foldher: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! WHYD YOU FOLD ROFLOL Link to post Share on other sites
natan106 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. Why did you fold that QJ? (UTG)2. Why did you fold that A6? (from LP against a raise and a reraise). You were suited!3. You got nothing, why are you going all-in? (OESFD from late, against a min bet on the flop from BB)4. Why are you raising so much? Don't you want them to call you? (AA from BB with 5 limpers)5 ... fill in the blankI think I would just be happy to have a girlfriend, lol Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I think I would just be happy to have a girlfriend, loli hear ya, except i just ended out a relationship of almost 3 years..mutual though and we still hang out a lot.. now if i can just **** her again.. id be all set Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 So she doesn't see you cry when you lose to a 2 outer. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 So she doesn't see you cry when you lose to a 2 outer.lol i lived with my gf last year in an apartment, believe me, shed hear when i lost to a 2 outer, she didnt need to be next to me to hear it..lol Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 she cant see the screen with her head in my lap QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 lol i lived with my gf last year in an apartment, believe me, shed hear when i lost to a 2 outer, she didnt need to be next to me to hear it..lolSame here... I got a hole in the wall next to me to prove it, lol.Gotta fix that soon. I got the supplies, just gotta stop being lazy. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I fold in BB with AJos after Button raised for the first time in an hour.My GF: Why did you fold? You're not going all-in?Me: He's got a big hand. I'm way behind.GF: Sure.....Button shows QQ Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 5. You are so NOT going to re-deposit. Link to post Share on other sites
TheCinciKid 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 So she doesn't see you cry when you lose to a 2 outer.There's no crying in Poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 There's no crying in Poker.I cry when I lose all the time. Then again I'm a panzy. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. Why did you fold that QJ? (UTG)2. Why did you fold that A6? (from LP against a raise and a reraise). You were suited!3. You got nothing, why are you going all-in? (OESFD from late, against a min bet on the flop from BB)4. Why are you raising so much? Don't you want them to call you? (AA from BB with 5 limpers)5 ... fill in the blankAll perfect examples when my friends watch me online...great post that made a ton of sense to mehe cant see the screen with his big, hairy face all over my 4 inch dong:DFYP Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 All perfect examples when my friends watch me online...great post that made a ton of sense to meFYP Same for me except I'm married! Link to post Share on other sites
kristianlinnell 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 **Her playing Poker online (play chips ) and me there to give 'helpful' advice when she asks**Her: I've got a Queen, what should I do?Me: A Queen with a what?Her: A two.Me: Fold then.Her: Why?Me: Because what happens when someone else has a Queen with something better than a two?Her: ...okay.***delay before flop is delt***Her: ...AHH! There's a Queen there and a two! That's the last time I listen to your stupid advice! Link to post Share on other sites
alster10 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 **Her playing Poker online (play chips ) and me there to give 'helpful' advice when she asks**Her: I've got a Queen, what should I do?Me: A Queen with a what?Her: A two.Me: Fold then.Her: Why?Me: Because what happens when someone else has a Queen with something better than a two?Her: ...okay.***delay before flop is delt***Her: ...AHH! There's a Queen there and a two! That's the last time I listen to your stupid advice!That sums up my family home games in a nutshell! Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Same for me except I'm married!haha, i just read the sig. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. She doesn't like poker.2. She doesn't like me playing poker.3. She doesn't have a clue about poker.4. She doesn't want to know from poker, except for the mobney, of course.5. She's a bad luck charm. Not true, but it seems like every time she speaks to me, I bust out of a tourney or lose a ring game hand.Honey, I love you, let's work it out by moving you back down the hallway, I think Dr. Phil is on... Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 5. You are so NOT going to re-deposit.This is a good one. My roommates' girlfriends sound like this. Except, about everything in their lives. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. She doesn't like poker.2. She doesn't like me playing poker.3. She doesn't have a clue about poker.4. She doesn't want to know from poker, except for the mobney, of course.5. She's a bad luck charm. Not true, but it seems like every time she speaks to me, I bust out of a tourney or lose a ring game hand.Honey, I love you, let's work it out by moving you back down the hallway, I think Dr. Phil is on...Women. They can be so stupid about everything. But then, they have vaginas. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 5 "no i'm not giving you head"not poker related but come on! gimme some head Link to post Share on other sites
OrzyVibe 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. 'Why are you going all-in?' (anytime I go all-in)2. Play 2 hours in a $24 +$2 tourney and bust out on the bubble: 'What a waste of $26'.3. 'That didn't seem like the right way to play that hand' (although she knows very little about poker other than what she sees on TV).She HATES that I play online poker....she doesn't gamble and thinks any form of it is stupid. She tolerates it because I'm very good with money, knows I'd never overindulge in it and I've made money playing poker. Not much she can really say when I make deposits into our checking account with the winnings. 99% of the time I play, she's gone or I'm out of town on business. Its just better that way. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I need to get a laptop and travel more...alone.JUST KIDDING, Honey!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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