Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 You love them as much as I do, and I consider myself the king of them.So on this day, May 26th 2005, flame the fuck away.I am sure we can make it to five pages before it gets deleted or locked. I don't expect as much support (or hatred) as I got in the infamous 'FCP Players Suck' thread, but one can always hope.Here, I'll start.I am fucking sick of you seventeen year old prepubescent fucks talking about No Limit holdem being the "Cadillac of Poker" and acting like because you won a few pots you have an idea of what the hell is going on.You don't.Also I am sick of people who can't keep their dick in their pants everytime a girl posts on the forum.Get some sunlight and get laid.Most of all I am sick of all the dumbasses that post here every day of their goddamn miserable lives.Note: Replying with "YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOOZER" is not an appropriate response. If you do this, you are a fuckstain.Enjoy all. Take your shots. Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 you are a loser bitchass Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 SouthPark is sooooo 2001.You woman. Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 SouthPark is sooooo 2001.You woman.eunich Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 you suck as much as AC Milan you ho. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 You love them as much as I do, and I consider myself the king of them.So on this day, May 26th 2005, flame the fuck away.I am sure we can make it to five pages before it gets deleted or locked. I don't expect as much support (or hatred) as I got in the infamous 'FCP Players Suck' thread, but one can always hope.Here, I'll start.I am fucking sick of you seventeen year old prepubescent fucks talking about No Limit holdem being the "Cadillac of Poker" and acting like because you won a few pots you have an idea of what the hell is going on.You don't.Also I am sick of people who can't keep their dick in their pants everytime a girl posts on the forum.Get some sunlight and get laid.Most of all I am sick of all the dumbasses that post here every day of their goddamn miserable lives.Note: Replying with "YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOOZER" is not an appropriate response. If you do this, you are a fuckstain.Enjoy all. Take your shots.good post Link to post Share on other sites
JistTheFist 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOSER. Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOSER.I eat shit like you for breakfast Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Absolute, only a complete and total censored retard would come up with the idea for this thread. You are a complete moron, and every word you say makes everyone who hears it just that much dumber. You are a loser because you post everyday and should be banned for starting this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 oh i forgot to say most of the girls that post here are ugly.probably the guys too. Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 oh i forgot to say most of the girls that post here are ugly.probably the guys too.I hope that you are including KDawg in the ugly category. I bet his parents put him out with a steak attached to his neck for the dog to play with Link to post Share on other sites
Nudjer 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 You eat shit for breakfast? Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 Absolute, only a complete and total censored retard would come up with the idea for this thread. You are a complete moron, and every word you say makes everyone who hears it just that much dumber. You are a loser because you post everyday and should be banned for starting this thread.i give you a 4 out of 10 Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 This thread is pretty immature. As is pretty much anyone that makes this a regular stop. :? Link to post Share on other sites
Nudjer 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for shit and he didnt? Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?fuck off Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Despite Absolute's questionable personal hygene and disheveled appearance, he doesn't steal nearly as often as you'd think. I suspect he's on drugs. Yeah, I don't have much. I have no actual beef. Just wanted to help make it to 5 pages :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?Because, you are a fucking Newb.And, Absolute, you are so ugly, even the ugly girls on the forum wouldn't fuck you. Go suck a cock.How did I do with the flaming???? Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?censored offno, you fuck off and take it up the ass from your lover boy, KDawg Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?censored offno, you censored off and take it up the ass from your lover boy, KDawghave you ever thought about bonging drano for a living? could try it and see how it works out for a profession? thanks a bunch Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?censored offno, you censored off and take it up the ass from your lover boy, KDawghave you ever thought about bonging drano for a living? could try it and see how it works out for a profession? thanks a bunchwhy would I bong drano. You aren't as smart as you think you are, keep trying, maybe your mom will find you funny someday Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Author Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?Because, you are a fucking Newb.And, Absolute, you are so ugly, even the ugly girls on the forum wouldn't fuck you. Go suck a cock.How did I do with the flaming????wow, not badbut i have a large enough penis to compensate for any looksyou forgot that part Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?Because, you are a fucking Newb.And, Absolute, you are so ugly, even the ugly girls on the forum wouldn't fuck you. Go suck a cock.How did I do with the flaming????wow, not badbut i have a large enough penis to compensate for any looksyou forgot that partattachments don't count. you're probably 3 inches without the prostetic Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I wouldn't fuck any of you morons, even if I had a pocket pussy on a ten foot poll and a Hazmat suit Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Master K,You probably go all in with 7-2 offsuit preflop, draw out on someone and then say, "well, that's poker. Any two cards can win." Link to post Share on other sites
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