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4 in a row. The worst part is I can see the Dolphins winning out with their super easy schedule sans New England in the final game, and still not make the playoffs.

 

Thank you KC for not making me sweat next week's game.

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More than the bullying specifically, I think the NFL has a problem on it's hands with the way veteran players extort money from rookies. In any other workplace on earth, this would be considered an or

They're missing a great big chunk of their offensive line. You might've heard about that.

lol Gase getting hired by the Jets is just as good

turnabout is fair play......

 

 

MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS, THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM.

 

THEY TAKE THE BALL FROM GOAL TO GOAL, LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN.

 

THEY'RE IN THE AIR, THEY'RE ON THE GROUND

 

THEY'RE ALWAYS IN CONTROL

 

BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAY "MIAMI", YOU'RE TALKING SUPERBOWL!

 

Cause they're the.. MIAMI DOLPHINS, CUTE PLAYFUL DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS NUMBER ONE!

 

yes, they're the, MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS NUMBER 1...

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turnabout is fair play......

 

 

 

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I'm not going to pull a stugotz, but I think I was premature in singing a song of praise for Miami. I'll give it a few weeks, before I sing the song my heart calls for me to sing.

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The dolphins stink, I'm just waiting for an... Operatic moment to strike

 

October 14th would be a good chance for you to try.

 

Looking at their schedule, there's 6 games they are supposed to lose - NE (2x), HOU, JAX, GB, and MIN. The rest are games that they can win (on paper). And they do split the series with NE quite often, so I'd say

 

Best case: 11-5

Worst case: 8-8

Most likely case: 9-7

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October 14th would be a good chance for you to try.

 

Looking at their schedule, there's 6 games they are supposed to lose - NE (2x), HOU, JAX, GB, and MIN. The rest are games that they can win (on paper). And they do split the series with NE quite often, so I'd say

 

Best case: 11-5

Worst case: 8-8

Most likely case: 9-7

 

 

Their Vegas over/under is 6.5, so you should pound the over if you think the worst case is 8-8

I think this is going to be a very painful year for you

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If that play had happened to the Dolphins, and not the Patriots, I absolutely would have busted that song out, because it's a back breaking loss. I think this could be the end for the Pats. First round playoff exit, last playoff appearance of the Brady-Hoodie era, I'm calling it right now.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

 

 

MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS, IT HURTS TO WATCH THEM PLAY! THEY RUN THE BALL FROM GOAL TO.... 1, THEN FUMBLE IT A-WAAAY!

THEY CANNOT CATCH, THEY CANNOT RUN, THEY CANNOT EVEN PASS, THE BEST HANDS ON THE FOOTBALL ARE CAM-A-RI-LLO'S ASS!

THEY ARE THE MIAMI DOLPHINS, CUTE PLAYFUL DOLPHINS! A LAMER MASCOT THERE CAN"T BEEEEEEE!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN A TEAM'S NAMED AFTER.... A SMILING MAMMAL OF THE SEAAAAAAAAA-AH!

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this is going to be the most heart breaking 7-9 season ever.

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Man I nailed that one. Hey, at least the fins went over 6.5 wins! Kiko Alonso wiffing on a helmet to helmet hit on Josh Allen, and still getting kicked out, is the dolphins season in a microcosm

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