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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

 

 

In my defense, I haven't seen The Limey, SL&VT, The Informant, TGFEX, Che's, or The Knick. So I might agree with you if I had. I disagree that Oceans 11 is better than Traffic, and it's pretty shocking to hear you say that, but I guess it's ok to have differing opinions.

 

 

 

I think Traffic is a very ambitious movie, but I think it's reach exceeded it's grasp. I think it would have made a better prestige tv show than movie, because the issue it's diving into is extremely complex. There are parts of traffic that are well done, but overall the strokes are too broad.

 

Ocean's 11, while having none of the thematic weight of traffic, is exactly the movie it's trying to be.. a whimsical ensemble heist movie. I don't think traffic is as successful at being a nuisanced exploration on the war on drugs.

 

I will say, I like Traffic considerably more than out of sight. I haven't seen EB in ages but that kind of heart warming biopic is really never my jam.

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I thought Out of Sight was Tarantino-ish, but without all the shit that makes Tarantino good, IE hilarious dialog and beautifully shot movies with hilarious and shocking violence. Just having a non-linear plot and an attitude doesn't cut it.

I agree that it feels a little like a Tarantino movie, but I actually like that it has more narrative coherence than something like Pulp Fiction (which feels all over the place). Also, Zahn's character is quite funny.

 

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Essay's Top Ten Characters from THE WIRE

 

1. Stringer Bell

2. Avon Barksdale

3. Bunk Moreland

4. McNulty

5. Cool Lester Smooth

6. Omar

7. Bubbles

8. Bodie

9. Marlo

10. Frank Sobotka

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Essay's Top Ten Characters from THE WIRE

 

1. Stringer Bell

2. Avon Barksdale

3. Bunk Moreland

4. McNulty

5. Cool Lester Smooth

6. Omar

7. Bubbles

8. Bodie

9. Marlo

10. Frank Sobotka

 

F*ck you

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Bunk is way too high and Frank shouldn't be on the list at all. They are almost cliches. Heck even Avon is pretty standard gangsta prototype. Brother Mouzone, now there's a character. Snoop, there's a character. Something fresh and different. And yes, Omar was a good character.

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I think there's a lot of wiggle room, as the show is full of incredible characters. Lotta hair splitting.

 

Agreed, but this list is still hot garbage

 

It should be closer to

 

Omar

Stringer

Bubbles

Marlo

McNulty

Bunk

Lester

Prez

Avon

Snoop

 

Honorable mentions Bodie/Dukie/Kima

 

Frank was a fine character, but definitely not top 10, MAYBE top 20.

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Essay's Top Ten NBA Players (all-time)

 

1. Michael Jordan

2. Kobe Bryant

3. Wilt Chamberlain

4. Kareem Abdul Jabbar

5. Shaquille O'Neal

6. Jerry West

7. Larry Bird

8. Bill Russell

9. Lebron James

10. Kevin Durant

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that's five citations. both for making that list and for putting that loser prez on the list and above avon for fvcks sake. jesus man.

 

Worth it.

 

Prez >>>>>> Avon ainec

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Essay's Top Ten NBA Players (all-time)

 

1. Michael Jordan

2. Kobe Bryant

3. Wilt Chamberlain

4. Kareem Abdul Jabbar

5. Shaquille O'Neal

6. Jerry West

7. Larry Bird

8. Bill Russell

9. Lebron James

10. Kevin Durant

 

Delete this thread Bob. He's just trolling at this point.

 

Jerry West at 6??? Lebron at 9???

No Magic? Kevin Durant top10??

 

Go bleep yourself

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You probably didn’t know but the logo of the league is Jerry West. Sure fire essays top ten player. I was never all that impressed with magic, tbh. Beating aids doesn’t get you in my top ten, all I’m saying.

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It doesn't impress you that a rookie point guard played center in the Nba finals, and lead the lakers on his back to a championship, out of position, as a rookie? You're hard to impress.

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I will say, one of my favorite trolls is to say that Kareem is better than MJ, and be super condescending to the person arguing Mj, talking about how they just bought into marketing. It's a great troll, because Kareem has ridiculous numbers for a ridiculous amount of time, so it's really not a crazy argument to make, and it's fun being incredulous about it.

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I will say, one of my favorite trolls is to say that Kareem is better than MJ, and be super condescending to the person arguing Mj, talking about how they just bought into marketing. It's a great troll, because Kareem has ridiculous numbers for a ridiculous amount of time, so it's really not a crazy argument to make, and it's fun being incredulous about it.

 

you mean the greatest Laker of all time Kareem ?

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You dun fvcked up bobby. Soon as I get home I'm gonna hammer your ass.

 

isn't that what a certain top 35 NBA player who scored a lot of points for the Lakers was alleged to have done to the woman he raped ?

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