SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 3, 2015 Author Share Posted March 3, 2015 Essay’s Top Ten Nebraska Football Teams 1. 1995 2. 1971 3. 1994 4. 1970 5. 1983 6. 1997 7. 1982 8. 1999 9. 1993 10. 1984 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 1983 is number 1, best nebraska team of all time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 also, 1993 is better than 1999 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 3, 2015 Author Share Posted March 3, 2015 1983 would have been if they were winners and could have closed it. i put them over the 1997 champs though, so they get my respect. 1999 should have coasted to a title, and would have if Dr. Tom hadn't idiotically retired. they beat 1993 if they play though, assuming tom coached both. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I give St Tom bonus points for going for the win, not take them away. That established his legend Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 3, 2015 Author Share Posted March 3, 2015 play call was terrible. run the goddamn ball. give it to the heisman. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 The play call was magnificent. Fryar just dropped it. (Many locals have suspected that he threw the game, it was such an egregious drop) Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 3, 2015 Author Share Posted March 3, 2015 i've heard that theory. he had some bad drops in that game. but i thought it was tipped before it go to him. either way you run the damn ball. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 Essay's Top Ten Sexual Encounters 1. Four times in one day, including in the bathroom of a hotel room. 2. three blow jobs in one day from a sophomore when i was a senior in high school 3. that time i lasted longer than five minutes 4. only time i got road head 5. first time with no condom 6. losing my virginity (came instantly on penetration) 7. girl from law school cheated on her boyfriend with me (she regretted it instantly) 8. first time i jerked off (to a still photo of britney spears) 9. only time with emma (name changed to protect the ashamed) 10. i got nothing else 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I'm surprised you came up with 7 solid nominations for that list. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 You and me both. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 How is Night Court not in you top 10! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 How is Night Court not in you top 10! Because it's hard to have sex with a sitcom. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 But not impossible. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I'd like to know your top ten temperatures, if I could request a top ten. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Essays Top Ten Temperatures 1. 69 2. En fuego 3. 21 4. 52 5. 88 6. 70 7. 71 8. 94 9. 95 10. 97 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Any temperature list that excludes 78 is a waste of bandwidth. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 You wasted a chance to have your temperature set to "Men" http://deadspin.com/sports-radio-host-goes-on-moronic-misogynistic-rant-1460807807 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I assume 21 is a tribute to husker great Laurence Phillips and not a serious temperature Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 You wasted a chance to have your temperature set to "Men" http://deadspin.com/sports-radio-host-goes-on-moronic-misogynistic-rant-1460807807 I was secretly hoping for an addendum "Last: 40-49" Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I assume 21 is a tribute to husker great Laurence Phillips and not a serious temperature I wonder why Essay21 put the number 21 in his list of numbers. The rest are nebraska and ku's championships. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I always figured that was an LP tribute Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 It was my number when i played sports. Im that douche. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 you picked it cause of LP, I assume. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 yes. full circle. Link to post Share on other sites
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